Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible; everything in or related to Kim Possible belongs entirely to Disney. I'm just using the elements in Kim Possible for a personal non-profit fan fic work so don't sue me or throw me in DNAmy's gene splicer machine!
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Kim Possible: "Me and Shego"
Author: Namuro
Pairing: Ron Stoppable & Shego
Episodes Relation: None
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Chapter VI – "False Fiction"
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18th June 20XX
Stoppable Household: Upstairs Bathroom
"La dee daa…La dee doo…" Ron perked his lips, humming happily while combing his rebellious blonde spiky hair that finally gave in after some hard gel remedy. "Lookin' good…Yeah!"
Examining his image in the foggy mirror from every angle possible until he was satisfied with how he looked (which was pretty much the same), Ron lobbed a plastic comb back onto the shelf and waltzed out of the bathroom. Clouds of hot steam burst out as Ron stepped into the hallway wearing nothing but for the wet towel that concealed his lower parts.
"Ahh! Good morning World!" Ron exclaimed with his hands reaching out in a victor pose, he sure felt like one. "Boy, this is gonna be a good day…Oh hey, Kim…"
Ron almost choked at the last word and suddenly realized the presence of the autumn shaded hair girl standing next to him. He quickly snatched a vase off a nearby counter and tried his best to hide behind the small pottery.
"Hey Ron…Oh c'mon, what are you embarrassed about? I've seen you like this for like a millionth time. You don't need to…" While Kim tried to calm her half-naked friend down, a block of cheese rolled past them, followed by Rufus the naked mole rat who hungrily chased after the escaping food. Having his mind fully occupied on catching his breakfast, Rufus did not take note of the two humans standing in his way. Just about then that Rufus noticed the cheese wheel was heading for the stairs and in a daring attempt to save it, he swung into action, literally by grabbing the nearest thing he could lay his tiny but strong claws on and swung over to the rolling cheese in the nick of time. Rufus beamed triumphantly with the cheese safely in his possession once more and only after the exciting chase had ended that he became aware of a wet towel in his claws which he chirped puzzlingly of where it had came from. The little confused rat turned back to see its master in all of his fleshy glory and giggled before bowing in apology and ran off.
"…be shy…" Kim barely managed to finish her sentence and shielded her reddened face with her hands. "Ahhhh!!"
The embarrassed boy swiped the fallen towel and hurled himself into his bedroom; shutting the door tight behind before telling the equally embarrassed girl outside that it was safe to look again.
"Rufus…!" Ron flared his eyes at the cowering rat who threw a cup of nacho dipping at his face and made a break for it, leaving the blinded boy stomping around the room in a rampage. "Ahh! Not the dipping! I was saving that for later, and I just took a bath too! Rufus!!"
After several chaotic minutes when Ron had finish making up with his pet, Kim entered through the door and sat down on the bed. Today was Monday and Kim had made sure to come and meet Ron so that they could walk to school together. She realized how she had not been spending much time with Ron but for during the missions lately because of her crush, Josh Mankey who she recently started officially going out with. Kim felt responsible for Ron's disappearing the other day which she could have prevented if only she was with him, so she decided that she would start fulfilling her role as Ron's best friend again, starting with their usual morning school walk routine.
While Kim sorted out her reasons and feelings, Ron was on the floor in his boxers digging through piles of clothes, ones bought by a certain girl whom he found a new friendship in. This was the reason he was in such high spirits today, he could barely wait to try out the new wears Shego had brought him and show off his new looks at school. He remembered how he was an instant hit back at Upperton Mall with all the girls flocking around him, if it worked there, there was no reason it would not work at Middleton High. Picking one after another, Ron played a match maker for his clothes and tried to decide the winners of the day...to which decision escaped him because everything looked nice in his opinion.
Becoming interested of what Ron was busily doing, Kim got on to the floor next to him and looked at the mountain of clothes and whistled impressively at the collection of the professionally selected outfits; they were stylish, top notch quality and all of them seemed to fit Ron as if they were made for him. Kim mused astoundingly at Ron's new found sense of fashion but there was one thing that bothered her…the fact that most of the clothes were either black or green. By just seeing the certain combination of the sinister theme colors, Kim's body showed its natural hatred reaction that she was not even aware of doing in which her fists tightened and shook slightly with a hint of hidden rage.
"Ron…is there a reason why most of these are black and green?" Kim had always been one to speak her mind and she could not resist her curiosity. "Not that they aren't nice…but why these colors?"
Ron froze involuntarily and turned around with a face full of sweat. "W, what? You mean the clothes? Well uh…d, didn't you know? Green is the new black this season! I uh…heard it from this guy who was an umm…expert in fashion! Yeah that's it! Why? Why do you ask?"
"Hmm, just wondering that's all." Kim gaped at Ron with increasing suspicion. "How did you pay for all these anyway, must have cost a fortune."
"I, I, I…uh…" Ron glanced left and right nervously, trying to fake his way through when an idea came to him and he said with full confident. "Did you forget Kimbo? I received a big fat, juicy check from Bueno Nacho for inventing Nacos remember? I've got more than enough cash to buy all the bling-blings to outshine M.C. Honey! How could you be so forgetful Kim?"
"But I thought Drakken took all your money because you kept all of it in your pocket…which shouldn't even be possible but let's not get into that." Blessed with a photographic memory, Kim corrected Ron's story. "Ron…? Is there something you want to tell me?"
Ron was at his wit's end, it was a futile effort to try and outsmart the Kim Possible he should have known, but he could not afford to reveal the identity of his secret associate for after what the villainess had done for him, the least he could do to pay her back was to not go and rat on her arch rival about their little encounter. Not only would Kim not listen to reasons and goes after Shego, suspecting her to be the one kidnapping him in which she did not, it was all coincidental but Kim would be oblivious to that fact. He knew that Kim was only looking out for his wellbeing but if it meant she was going to get Shego for doing nothing wrong but being nice to him then he would not have it. He swore on the nacos he would not let Kim know about Shego…which was easier said than done and why he was in a pinch right now.
"It's just weird that you're dressing up almost like…I dunno…like Shego." Kim said vaguely, not noticing Ron jolting when he heard the forbidden word. "And there's the story you told me which just doesn't add up…"
Ron shuddered nervously and thought back to how he made up a tall tale to Kim of how he came to be on Skull Island. He remembered telling her that he was shopping in Upperton Mall when suddenly he was jumped by Monkey Fist and his monkey ninja minions and they got into a big fight. According to his story, as he was winning, having used his mystical monkey power and summoned the Lotus Blade, defeating hundreds of the monkey ninjas and was about to take Monkey Fist down in the aerial combat high above at 60,000 feet on a falling meteor under the darkness of the total eclipse when the primate maniac cheated by throwing a banana peel that made Ron slip and fell unconscious. He was apparently taken away to Skull Island during his pass out and was left stranded to die by his foe who by then was long gone. After that he wondered the place until he ran into Kim…Thus was the whole story that he told Kim who seemingly had a disbelief look on her face but kept nodding away at the ultra-surreal of a story that was even more fake and childish than a retro Japanese monster film.
Thinking about it now Ron regretted making up such silly lies that would eventually comeback to bite him…badly. He wished he had told her the other version of the story involving drunk drivers, a magic broomstick and an inter-dimensional eight headed robot dragon, all of which would make more sense…at least he thought so but it was too late to do anything now.
"The thing is there was no meteor or an eclipse yesterday…there were no news reports of the fight at the mall either…Beside, didn't we put Monkey Fist in jail only last week? He couldn't have been at the mall..." Kim recounted the incidents that Ron told her, solving each of them one by one. "And why Skull Island? Why'd he leave you there and not just finishing you off? Not that I wanted him to…and why did he even go through the trouble of bringing all your new clothes along as well?"
Ron shook his head in and screamed his lung off…silently. Kim had seen through his perfect (?) lie and he was clearly out of excuses to cover up the heap of deceit he had dumped upon himself. Kim was on to him and there was no way out…
RIIIING!!!
A sharp ringing sound came over from a Fearless Ferret alarm clock and brought Kim away from her investigation, she was so absorbed into finding out the truth in her friend's story that she had forgotten all about school.
"Oh no, it's this late already? Come on Ron, just pick anything and get dressed already! Or we'll be late!" Kim chucked the pile of clothes at the stunned teen and left the room. "I'll wait outside the house okay?"
After Kim was gone, Ron dropped onto the bed and smiled wryly. He looked at the alarm clock on top of his bed shelf and gave it a pat to turn it off. "Man…Saved by the bell…"
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18th June 20XX
Secret Volcano Lair: Master Chamber
"One day to go…C'mon you stupid thing…hurry it up…" Drakken peeped at the monitor with his dark baggy eyes, attentively watching the counting down digital numerals.
The exhausted scientist had not been sleeping very well since his sidekick had left. He yawned with his mouth wide opened, enough to stuff all of his death rays in and chewed air sleepily as he buried his face onto the table. Drakken had always had a hard time going to sleep, often waking up screaming in the middle of the nights from recurring nightmares that haunted him to no end. And whenever that happened, Which was almost every night, his (bitter) sweet second-in-command would come in and gently put him back to sleep with a boot in the face or served him a midnight snack with a knuckle sandwich in the guts: all of which effectively kept him sleeping like a log all night long, allowing for the light sleeper to have enough rest for the day to come. Without her around, even a siesta was an impossible task.
"Shego…Where are you? I want to sleep…" Drakken murmured senselessly.
FWOOSH!
Drakken sucked in his leaking drool and turned to see a familiar sight in green which was Shego, walking in through the sliding doors. He was about to go and give her a warm welcome back but decided that it was not very villain-like way to act, so instead he chose to scold her like usual. But before Drakken could even open his mouth he noticed a grim aura about his helper, her usually flowing beautiful hair was scruffy and tangled, the jumpsuit was torn, cut, ripped and covered in dirt, oil among other mysterious tarnishes but the most notable part was the deep red stain on her claws that was still dripping as she walked in.
Even without saying a word, Shego's terrifying appearance was enough to make Drakken scampered for cover and cowered, leaving the villainess to go back to her room in silent. Whatever Shego had been through, Drakken knew too well to stay out of her way until she comes back to her witty and sharp-tongue self.
Down the long, steel floored hallway that echoed with each footsteps taken, a lone woman dragged her beaten self and big shopping bags, ignoring all the trembling lesser personnel who ran for hiding when she got too close, she was too tired to even enjoy her favorite fry the goons hobby: a great time killer that benefitted both Shego in keeping her sharp and the thugs in keeping them alerted. At the end of the long passage, Shego stamped her index finger onto a glass panel next to the door where a horizontal line of light swept past her pressed skin and declared in a computerized voice of the approval. The door slid opened and the worn out damsel struggled a few steps in before falling on to the green and black tiled carpeted floor face on, she cursed softly under her breath from the stinging pain on her squashed up nose.
A while later after Shego had regained her strength back, she proceeded to arranging the clothes in her massive cabinet that took up the whole space on two of the four walls of her room. Neatly categorizing her fashionable attires from fur coats to nightdresses, she searched through the jacket racks and found an empty slot. Reaching carefully into a shopping bag, Shego pulled out a brand new olive colored jacket which she had kept safe after leaving the mall and she was wise to do so judging from her current messed up condition. As she looked on to the jacket, she realized how dirty she was and tossed it onto the bed before she could inadvertently smear it. Shego slipped off of her jumpsuit in a hurry and got into the bathroom.
Once inside Shego examined herself in the mirror and sighed at several cuts and scratches on her skin, even some blemish bruises on her face which got a soft groan out of her when touched. Shego bit in the pain and got into the shower, turning on the round tab all the way to the blue side and felt a jolting shock from the icy rush of cold water splashing down on her. The trembling girl wiped her cascading hair away to the side and felt the sharp pain from her wounds slowly being replaced by the numbing frigid sensation until she could feel nothing but for the deafening sound of the gushing shower rain around her and the drumming beat of the droplets on the floor. Applying a handful of a creamy bath gel, Shego diligently lathered her light skin covering her body in pure white fluffy foams that would make her look like an innocent little sheep if not for her contrasting dark dribbling hair. Softly scrubbing herself, Shego inattentively circulated her soapy palm on her soft and lean hip where a faint bruise was visible upon closer inspection. It was when Ron Stoppable the goofy sidekick had kicked her and she still remembered it well, the pain was gone a long time ago but his presence remained even as she was touching the mark.
Once again Shego let her body faced the torturing coldness of the needling shower sprays to rinse herself cleaned and leaned back against the hard tiled wall then slowly sank down to the corner of the shower room, panting shakily as her nerves started to react to the intruding cold that robbed away her warmth. It was a dumb idea to take a cold shower she thought but it sure cleared her head rather well. Her soaking wet hair weighed heavy on her head as she looked down, staring into a pool of clear puddle that reflected her blurry features back. She reminisced to the night before where she had stayed behind on the lone island, hugging herself to sleep in about the same pose she was in right now. After Ron had left with Kim through a very coincidental meeting, she went to sleep in the old workshop where the prototype hover ship was… little did she know she was in for a nasty surprise in the morning…
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18th June 20XX
Skull Island: Abandoned Workshop (Earlier)
"Hmm…" Shego started to wake up and tried to move but was unable to. "What the…?"
"Morning Miss Go!" A creepy voice pierced the woman's ears and she flinched. "Did you have a good nap, hmm?"
It was already morning and the storm had completely subsided allowing for the bright morning sun to share its glaring ray through the windows that stung the half awaken villainess's eyes and she turned her face to hide in the shade like a nightwalker. She attempted to move again but was held firmly in place, feeling the tightness of the constricting rope that brushed and burned against her suit as she struggled and she realized she was tied up. When her eyes were getting used to the brighter environment, she scoped the place and spotted a person in a lab coat with a pair of beaming oversized goggles sitting on an old wooden crate, he got up and walked over slowly to Shego.
"You must be wondering who I am…Correct?" The man spoke in a high pitch tone, almost hissing. "Well, I'm only going to tell you once so listen up! I am Namuro the mad inventor! Wa ha ha ha ha!!"
Shego looked at the laughing psycho and sighed. "Okay wacko…So what's the deal with you tying me up?"
"Ooh! You'd like to know wouldn't you!?" Namuro taunted. "As you can see, I'm a newbie in the villainy business and I require a base of operation, then I found this nice place Dr. Drakken left for the taking, how fortunate I say! So yesterday I sent a threat message to GJ in order to introduce myself, I thought if I defeat the Kim Possible, as I'm sure they would call her in, it would be a splendid career launcher; don't you think so? But as I waited in hiding for Miss Possible to come into my trap, you and that idiot Ron Stoppable, why he was with you still puzzled me but I don't care anymore, had to show up and ruined the whole thing. Do you know how I feel to just sit there and watched Kim Possible left without even acknowledging my very existence!? I've got everything worked out and you messed it up! Now you're going to pay for it Miss Go…I'll start off my criminal career with your destruction…Prepare to meet your doom!"
"Boy, this guy sure can rant…he's even worse than Dr. D…" Shego thought as she watched the lab coat villain pulled out a cheap looking remote control and pressed it. "What now?"
In the dark corners of the room a glimpse of light caught something moved and flashes of red orbs popped up one by one before they literally bathed the whole room in red. Slowly an army of robots crept out from the shadow and lined their mono eyes at the captured woman in the middle of the room, they closed in and surrounded her.
"Let me introduce my robot army! I was going to use my babies to crush Kim Possible but now that I missed the chance, I'll just have to make do with you Miss Go." Namuro smirked and stepped back, letting his mechanized minions to move in. "How ironic…I'm a really big fan of your works and I have strived to become just like you! Too bad you had to end up this way, but be glad that at least your life was put to and end by me. Wa ha ha ha ha! Attack my babies!!"
At Namuro's command, the mindless drones charged in on Shego and swarmed all over her like a group of killer ants with only total annihilation embedded in their heads. The mad inventor hooted in joy and clapped wildly, watching the sadistic frenzy taking place before him.
"I'll tell you something about fire…"
A deep voiced trailed out from under the dome of piling robots before a sudden burst of flame blew them apart, the machines flew off in all directions from the fiery explosion that quaked the whole place. The intensity of the green blast completely incinerated all objects within the circular radius including all of Namuro's robots which he foolishly sent in, having underestimated the green villainess's power. Shego walked out from the billowing smoke, crushing on the charred remains of the robots in her path as she looked down on the fear ridden man who whimpered like a scared little puppy.
"When you play with fire…you get burned." Death was presented clearly in Shego's deep emerald glare.
"Y, you don't scare me! I'm the great Namuro and I'll destroy you!" Namuro shakily pointed at Shego and screamed. "Robots, attack!!!"
More robots entered the scene and engaged Shego to protect their master; they launched a full onslaught with all kinds of weapon imaginable but were all proved useless against the maiden of flame whose blazing aura was so powerful it melted away most of the incoming attacks.
"Get her! Get her!!" Namuro shouted frantically and crawled behind a crate to hide from the inevitable.
Afterwards…when the battle had come to an end with the battered and bruise Shego emerged as the winner, sitting on top of a mountain of mechanical wreckage. Behind her in the far end of the room Namuro was stealthily creeping towards the exit but was halted when the floor in front of him burst into green flames, cutting off his escape route. Shego was already next to him and she kneeled down, grazing her claws on the villain's face, drawing a thin stream of blood from his cheek.
"Are you ready for the burn?" Shego whispered into the man's ear and felt the dripping blood sizzled on her heated gloves. Her dazzling eyes were filled with innocent child-like joy as she was contently feeding on the fear and terror from her victim. "I'll be sure to make it slow…and painful…"
"U…Uuu…" Namuro whined with tears rolling down his face. "Please…d…don't kill me…"
Suddenly, Shego could have sworn she saw an image of Ron flashing before her and she quickly let go of the defeated man. Having seen Namuro pleaded like so, she was reminded of young Ron Stoppable, stopping her from delivering the killing blows. Her heart tightened and burned, she was enraged and she wanted to rip the madman into bloody shreds and set his remains ablaze for what he had done to her…but it hurt even more when she thought of Ron…as if she would be killing him and not the villain.
"Go…" Shego grunted under her breath before letting out a raving scream. "I said…GO! Before I change my mind!!"
Namuro struggled to his feet and ran off in a hurry. He was never to be seen again as he would end his criminal career before even starting it, having faced the wrath of Shego…
Shego shook with rage and slashed the floor in front of her, leaving burnt claw marks deeply etched onto the ground and mumbled to herself as an image of a young boy was still clinging onto her head. "What's wrong…with me…?"
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18th June 20XX
Secret Volcano Lair: Shego's Room
Back at the lair, cleaned and freshened, Shego was drying her hair in front of the mirror. Gazing deep into the opposite world beyond the reflective frame, she exchanged an emotionless glance with her other self who responded with the same lifeless look in her eyes…which was slowly turning into a pitiable glare at her real self. The shocked woman shrieked at her sinister doppelganger and plunged her bare fist against the evenly, flat surface of the mirror and broke it into hundreds of glittering shards that fell like glinting stars as they fell onto the floor.
"I…I'm still me…Nothing's changed…I'm Shego…" Streams of warm sweats drenched Shego's pale face as she mumbled in between her gasping pants. "I'm evil…I was born evil…that kid is nothing to me…nothing…nothing at all…nothing…at…all…"
Clear round droplets of sweat fell and splashed softly on the back of Shego's hand which was slightly colored from the impact that left a small bruise on it. The confused woman forced her wounded hand up, letting the bathrobe falling to the floor, leaving her completely exposed in the empty room and reached for a resting green jacket that was on the bed. Feeling the smooth silky material rubbing against her skin, somewhat soothing the pain on the other side of her hand, she pulled the jacket into a close and gentle embrace.
"Nothing…nothing…" The word of denial looped quietly…
…and yet her hands were holding onto the jacket tighter and tighter with each word…
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From the author
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Wow! I've got over 30 reviews now, I'm so HAPPY!! Thank you so much to everyone who read Me and Shego, especially those who reviewed!
This chapter was somewhat finished a while ago but I was not happy with the direction it seemed to be heading towards…so I took bigherb81's advice to take all the time I need and redid it. I hope it turned out to your liking even if this chapter was not very cheery (at least for Shego).
Shego still could not come to term with her feelings toward Ron and the way he affected her…Ron meanwhile was faring better with his new arsenal and ready to hit the school to show off his new wears (and confident…hopefully). With the way Shego was feeling right now, what will happen when she sees Ron again? How will Ron react? Will Kim find out? Stay tuned and find out in the next chapter "Secret Liaison"!
To the readers:
AtomicFire – So you like the poking bit eh? That's my favorite part too! I would have her done something even naughtier if this fic was rated M!
creativetoo – Isn't it? Just when things were getting interested between the two.
one-village-idiot – Don't worry! This fic is not going to end anytime soon! I have a really long script planned out.
RI100014 – Ch.1 – I can understand about the "no" thing, totally. I used to babysit my young cousins a lot and well, they did that a lot! Also, thanks for reading and I'm glad you think that my fic is good; I'll try to keep this quality all the way through.
RI100014 – Ch.2 – I didn't want to overdo Ron's self pity too but I had to do enough to make it convincing. And as you can see Shego made it all better now! And about Felix, nope, he's still in town. Monique just mentioned for Ron to bring him along that's all.
Deyinel – First of all let me say that your story "I Still Hate Him" was the first Rongo based fic I read and it was so good that it got me into the pairing and inspired me to write my own. I've been waiting then when you would read my story and review it! Thanks for the comment and I'm really glad you like my story! And yeah! Stupid Kim…But then again, I'm the one who put her there…so it's my fault!!! Forgive me Shego!!!
bigherb81 – Thanks for the tip on taking my time, it really brought me back to my senses when I was about to post up the earlier version which was half baked and now scrapped.
Little Theater of Doom:
Namuro: Hello and welcome to the first edition of Little Theatre of Doom for Me and Shego!
Ron: Whazzup!?
Shego: Hey.
Kim: Hello.
Namuro: Well, as you three might have know already, I also wrote a Teen Titan fan fiction called "S Café" where the Little Theatre of Doom originated from. I tough it is a good idea to do it here too! Let's begin!
Shego: Was there a need to explain all that? Or were you just trying to advertise your other work?
Namuro: Wha? No? I…I was only…well, maybe a little…but still…
Shego: Hmph, pathetic…
Kim: C'mon Shego, be nice will you?
Shego: Shut it princess.
Kim: Hey! Are you looking for trouble!?
Shego: Sure, wanna go backstage?
Namuro: Whoa, whoa! Girls! Please calm down!
Shego & Kim: Keep out of this!!
Namuro: But…I'm the host, you have to listen to me…(sniff)
Ron: Shego! Kim! Cut it out…pretty please?
Shego: ...Fine…
Kim: Okay…
Namuro: Wow, how did you do that Ron?
Ron: What? Oh, you mean just now? Well, what can I say, ladies listen to the Ronman!
Namuro: What's your secret?
Ron: It's all in the Nacos, right Rufus?
Rufus: Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Namuro: Right…I don't get it. And were you talking to that rat just now?
Ron: The Nacos are the source of all my power…the Ron-ness, ness, ness…It's all in the Nacos!
Namuro: Okay…the Nacos…gotcha…Let's talk to the ladies shall we? So girls! How do you feel about being in Me and Shego?
Kim: How do you think I feel? Shego has the lead role!! Plus she gets to have Ron!? That's absurd!
Shego: It's what people wants Kimmie. Me. That's who they want. And as for Ro…Uh-hem! I mean Stoppable, it's not his fault that he falls for my beauty and charm…especially after the way you treated him.
Kim: I…I!
Shego: Cat got your tongue princess?
Namuro: Okay, okay, on to the next question before things turn real nasty here! What are your dreams and hopes?
Shego: …Owning a pet shop…(blush)
Kim: A pet shop!? You!? Ah ha ha ha ha!!!
Shego: Why not!? I love animals! What about you!?
Kim: Well…Probably working for GJ and become its leader eventually. Yeah.
Shego: Peh, typical. Always with the duty and missions above all else, no wonder Ro…Stoppable always got left behind and ignored.
Kim: That's not true! Ron's my best friend and I would never do such things to him, right Ron?
Ron: But just yesterday you ditched our Bueno Nacho night for Josh.
Kim: Well, that was umm…you know? It was…uhh…ahh…
Shego: Yep…You said it princess.
Namuro: Anyway, what's your type of a dream boy?
Kim: Would a school hunk describes enough?
Namuro: Yeah…I get the picture…typical.
Shego: Typical.
Ron: Typical.
Rufus: Yeah, typical.
Kim: Ow c'mon, who doesn't like a school hunk?
Namuro: I don't.
Ron: Me neither.
Rufus: Uh-uh.
Kim: Guys and a naked mole rat don't count! I mean girls!
Shego: Well, I don't like them, the hunks.
Kim: Fine…what do you like then?
Shego: …someone…funny…a social outcast…love animals...have a blonde hair, maybe?
Namuro: Oh you mean Ron then?
Shego: Hey! I didn't say that! When did I say I like Ron!?
Ron: Whoa, you said my nickname.
Shego! (blush)
Namuro: Aww…Ain't that cute…
Kim: You know, I think you should run away now.
Namuro: Why?
Kim: Shego's the type who don't do well with shyness. She'll likely let it off physically on some unlucky guy she could get her hands on.
Namuro: Oh I see…(start to walk away)
Ron: Run man, run!!
Namuro: Oh my God, oh my God!! Outta my way!!! AHHHHH!!!!!
Kim: Well, I warned him…
Ron: Oh man…Shego! Can you not overdo it? You got his blood on my pants!
Kim: Right, since Mr. Namuro is unable to host the show anymore, this is it for today then, see you next time!