A/N: My writing style may seem different from previous chapters. It's very strange. And yes, they are staying in a bungalow. It's a funny word. And I've been using words like "affronted" and "diatribe." I feel smart! Oh, and I went insane about the time the MiB showed up.
Adepts Through the Ages - The End
Setting – Today - Hawaii
"Well, this is awkward," Alex said, looking at the new students for his surf class.
The gang (minus Kraden who was back in Russia battling customs) blinked in that collective group blink kind of way. Then they blinked again. This wasn't what they had expected when booking a vacation to Hawaii.
You see, our little troupe of Adepts had decided that after such a long time of working and doing good deeds for the world, (also known as goofing off,) it was time for a break. Hawaii had sounded nice, so they all packed up and set off. For their first day of activities, they figured it was time to learn how to surf.
"I thought you said you were in Australia," Felix said, confused. The other seven looked at him.
Mia advanced. "You've been in contact with him?!" she screeched. "He's Evil!"
Alex looked affronted. "Hey now, I'm not that bad. The worst thing I've done lately was messing up the Florida votes in the last US Presidential Election."
Ivan looked at Mia. She wasn't going to be calming down anytime soon, still furious at Alex. Vacation was supposed to be relaxing, even if your surf class was taught by Alex. "Garet, why don't you take Mia back to the bungalow? Jenna can go with you guys too." Neither of the Mars Adepts had wanted to surf in the first place. The duo dragged Mia away from her diatribe against Alex.
"Ok," Isaac said. "Now, let's hear your story." He gave a look to Felix. "And yours."
Alex took a deep breath and launched into his story. "Well, thanks to the power of the Golden Sun—which by the way, do you still have the Mars Star?"
Isaac shook his head. "Nope, it went down with Atlantis."
"Ah. Anyways, I became immortal, same as you, and for about the past thousand years I've just been relaxing." Alex glanced over at Felix. "We've been in contact ever since that one Pharaoh, Tutankhamen, died."
Felix nodded in agreement. "That way I could keep track of his activities. And keep you guys on opposite sides of the planet."
"Why?" Sheba asked Alex. "What were you doing?"
"Various conquer-the-world plans," he replied. "And that Arthur thing in the Middle Ages. That kid was fun to mess with."
Piers sighed. He just wanted to relax and learn to surf, not some "Let's interrogate the bad guy from way too long ago!" thing.
Ivan agreed with Piers. (Sneaky little mind-reader. Doesn't he know that's an invasion of privacy?) "Look," he said. "What's done is done. I just want to learn how to surf."
"Well then," Alex exclaimed, changing into surf instructor mode, "You dudes, and chick, have come to the right place! Set your boards down on the sand and hop on." He then proceeded to teach the five how to conquer the waves. ("Not conquer, dudes. Cooperate. The waves are your friend, dude.")
I am of the opinion that the sun has fried Alex's brain.
After a fun-filled day (yeah, they said it. Alex was actually fun,) the gang dragged him back to their bungalow.
Of course, they had forgotten about Mia. Thankfully she was asleep. When she awoke, everything was explained and everyone became BFFs! Best Friends Forever, don't ya know?
Anywho, they all surfed merrily into the sunset and talked in their newly acquired "surfer dude" accent. But then, as they were cooperating with the waves, the group was attacked! The Men in Black captured them and tossed them into Random Underground Prison 3.
"We've been watching you," said Agent 73. Numbers were easier to organize than letters, And they could have more Agents. "For over fifty-three years and none of you have aged a bit. You are not of this world or any that we know of. Who are you?"
With all the smooth-ness that comes from being Alex and not having a surfer accent, he answered, "We are of this Earth and we are immortal Kings and Queens from many millennia ago. We demand that you let us go."
"Right," Agent 96 replied sarcastically, "And I'm Elvis Presley."
"No you're not. He's supposed to be in China," Jenna corrected, remembering that one stint with REALT (see 'The King'.) She just received the look. And a kick in the leg from Piers from revealing their top-secret jobs.
Seeing that the agents weren't going to let them go, the biggest ass-kicking in the history of ever commenced. The nine banded together, their attacks complimenting one another. Felix and Isaac cast Grand Gaias followed by Ivan and Sheba's Spark Plasmas. The poor Agents didn't stand a chance.
"We're free!" Garet exclaimed as the group skipped out into the sunshine. They congratulated each other on how well they kicked ass. And since we haven't met our explosion quota yet, the Random Underground Prison 3 exploded in a burst of special effects.
"And cut!" the director yelled. "Good job, people! We're done! The cast party's Friday, see you then!"
The nine Adepts blinked. That made absolutely no sense. Were their lives just used as entertainment for others? They looked at each other and shrugged. Oh well. Then they defied everything we ever knew and flew off to another planet that looked exactly like Earth to create their new race of awesome people. (The three girls are sure to have their work cut out for them. Which is such a strange saying…)
A/N: Now, in case you haven't noticed from the title of this segment, this will be then end for this story. I am terribly sorry, for it seems I just finally got reviewers and people on the alert system, (which is back up. Yay!) I would continue with this, but I've ran out of steam and I've lost interest in Golden Sun again.
I'll also tell you now that I might, might, pick this story up again in the future. Every once in a while, I sometimes go back to previous fandoms and start frequenting them again. This is actually my second time for GS. So it is possible that I might come back and start writing again. But for now, my focus has moved on. If I do pick it up again, this chapter will be removed and saved for when I feel like stopping again.
Now, I have no idea what happened during the course of writing this. I just went completely insane. But really, picture Alex as a surfer. Hair tied back or cut shorter, saying dude and talking in a surfer accent, it's just too funny!
Well, that's all for now. I am still writing for other fandoms if you're interested. Review/comment/critique/complain.