Therapy Aboard the Flying Dutchman
Intro

(To all the Niko lovers--- I've tried to put Puffer Boy in here more for you guys. But don't be surprised if he gets bashed. I DO hate him, after all. XD )

"So, boys," Davy Jones concluded to the gathered circle of crewmembers. "I've hired a therapist for you all."

Complete silence.

Koleniko raised a hand. "Uh, do we have to be... therapistatized?"

"D'ye want to be hurt very badly every day for the rest of eternity?"

"Er, not really."

"Then ye'll be 'therapistatized'." Jones tossed a final glower at then all, before turning and going back to his cabin, slamming the door shut.