Therapy Aboard the
Flying Dutchman
Intro
(To all the Niko lovers--- I've tried to put Puffer Boy in here more for you guys. But don't be surprised if he gets bashed. I DO hate him, after all. XD )
"So, boys," Davy Jones concluded to the gathered circle of crewmembers. "I've hired a therapist for you all."
Complete silence.
Koleniko raised a hand. "Uh, do we have to be... therapistatized?"
"D'ye want to be hurt very badly every day for the rest of eternity?"
"Er, not really."
"Then ye'll be 'therapistatized'." Jones tossed a final glower at then all, before turning and going back to his cabin, slamming the door shut.