Thinking, Diray Entry, Madea

Diary of a Mad White Woman

Chapter 1

Diary Entry #1

Dear Diary, I watch my husband, Hojo stand up on the stage and think, How did I ever earn a man like him.

He stands there so regal and handsome as the day we first met.

But I know something is wrong.

He hasn't been spending much time with me anymore No more Kisses, No more Hugs not Even a Goodbye as he leaves for work everday.

Is it wrong for me to wonder about him, Should I not think such bad things about my husband.

My mind tell me Yes, That I should be ashamed that I would think such thing about him.

But my Heart.

My Heart says that I just don't want to face the facts.

Signed, Kagome Higurushi

Kagome and Hojo drove up their driveway, even though he had recived a reward the car was quiet.

"I have to got to the office for a while Kagome" Hojo said as he stopped the car at the front of the house.

"Why can't you go to work tommorow" Kagome asked as Hojo rolled his eyes.

She knew where he really was going.

"I have to go in" he said as Kagome frowned at hime.

"Who is she" Kagome asked as Hojo rolled his eyes again.

"Hojo..." Kagome said as he leaned forward and opened he car door.

"I'll see you when I get back" Hojo said as he leaned forward for a kiss.

But Kagome stepped out of the car and walked away.

Next Morning

Dear Diary, I wake up today and look for my husband.

Wanting to feel his warm embrace and loving words.

But I wake up alone as it has been for Two years.

My Heart and Mind are at War trying to decide which one is right.

But secretly I know the truth.

But I Can't help but lie to myself.

Always saying to myself "He would never hurt me"

But, the pain I feel everyday is growing worse and worse

Dear Diary, Please send me a Angel.

Signed, Kagome Higurushi

"Hi Sango" Kagome said as she walked into her husband's work.

"Hi Kagome" Sango said as she smiled nicely at her boses wife and her best friend.

"Um is my husband in" Kagome asked as Sango nodded her head.

"He should be in his office right now" Sango said as Kagome grabbed the lunch she had made for Hojo.

But as Kagome walked only a little down the hallway she was confronted by Hojo and Kikyou.

she froze and was at a loss of words as she saw the baby in Kikyou's arms.

"Oh thank you" Hojo said as he grabbed the lunch from her and looked from one girl to another.

"Kagome this is Kikyou" Hojo said as Kikyou smiled nervously.

"Well I need to go now" Kikyou said as she hugged Hojo and walked off.

Kagome walked into her house as tears stung her eyes and her stomach hurt.

"Kaede" Kagome said as she entered her closet that was as big as a minature apartment.

"Yes Mam" Kaede said as Kagome's eyes grew big.

"Where did these come from" Kagome asked as the maid shrugged.

"Your husband said for me too put these her so that is what I do" KEade said as Kagome smile.

"I knew he didn't forget" Kagome said as she grabbed a rather elegant red dress and ran off.

she had finally got her husband back.

Hojo slowly unlocked the door as Kagome stood up from her place on the couch.

"Hi Hojo" Kagome said as Hojo puzzingly walkked towards her.

"I didn't ecspect for you to buy me new Furniture and clothes" she said as she hugged him.

"This isn't really my style but.." Kagome said as she trailed off.

Kikyou had come in thru the door.

"What is she doing here" Kagome asked as Hojo shrugged.

"Kagome we need to talk" Hojo said as Kagome frowned.

"Is she the one" Kagome asked but she already knew the answer.

"Kagome, there is a truck outside loaded with your belongings and i've payed him to take you anywhere you want" Hojo said as Kagome started to cry.

"You cant do this to me" Kagome said as Kikyou looked annoyed

"Please don't tell me your one of those clingy wifes" Kikyou said as Hojo held up his hand.

"I'll handle this" He sais as Kagome started to cry.

"Kagome you have to go" Hojo said as she shook her head.

"No" Kagome said as tears poured down her face.

"No"Hojo yelled repeating her as he grabbed her by her hair and started to pull her out.

Kikyou watched as Kagome tried to get away from her husband but she didn't.

Sasuke heard a woman screaming as she was thrown out of the house.

'She is beautiful" Sasuke thought before he noticed the tear streaks running down her face.

"Miss we have been driving around for hours you have to have some place to go" Sasuke said as he smiled at her.

"I don't, Hojo locked me away from all my family he even forced me to put my mother in a Nursing home" Kagome said as he slowed down.

"I'm sorry but I have another job" Sasuke said as Kagome glared at him.

"Get out of the car" Kagome yelled as Sasuke slowed down.

"I'm not getting out of the car miss" he said as she started pushing and scratching him.

"O.k O.k" Sasuke said as he jumped out of the car and she got in the drivers seat.

"Now I know why you goin thru this" Sasuke said as Kagome looked darkly at him.

"You can go to hell" she said as she drove off leaving him behind.

Kagome drove up to her Grandma's house.

Madea lived in the Ghetto so Kagome wasn't really used to being in this part of town.

Kagome slowly walked up to the door as she made sure to keep both eyes open.

She knocked on the door as she began to grow desperate.

'They didn't move did they' Kagome thought to herself as she knocked on the door harder

"Madea!" Kagome yelled as the light turned on.

"I didn't do it" Madea yelled as she held up her gun making Kagome drop to the ground.

"Don't shooy, Don't shoot its you granddaughter Kagome" Kagome said as Madea looked at her strangly

"Girl you know I always come out shooting at night" Madea said as she brought her gun down.

"It's either the PoPo or a Addict" this time of night" Madea said as she trailed off.

"You not on that stuff is you girl you better not be on that stuff" Madea said as she got ready to smack Kagome

"No" Kagome said as she back away a little.

"I was in th area and thought I would visit" kagome said as Madea chuckled.

"Girl you live in the rich part of town this is the Gheeto" Madea said as Kagome looked at her.

"I missed you" Kagome said as Madea started to walk away.

"Well come here in the morning not at oh dark thirty" Madea was cut off.

"Please" Kagome asked as Madea looked at her grand daughter.

"Come on in" Madea said as Myoga woke up.

"Madea you better not be letting no body in here" Myoga said as Madea shook her head.

"I'm puttin my foot down" Myoga said as he stomped the floor.

"O jay put his foot down and it got chopped off now go back to sleep" Madea yelled as Kagoem settled on the couch.

...l...

Madea walked in to the living room to see Myoga hovering over Kagome's sleeping body.

"Hopou, Houpo who dis woman" Myoga said as Madea shook her head.

"Myoga take you medicines you know you crazy as hell till you take em" Madea said as Myoga shook his head.

"I say hell naw" Myoga said as Madea got angry and held her gun to the ceiling

BANG!

"Now look what you did to me" Myoga said as he ran off.

You could say she sccared the crap right out of him.

Kagome jumped up at the sound of a gun shot

"Get the hell up" Madea said as she walked into the kitchen.

Kagome walked down the stairs to hear Madea talking to somebody.

"You have to eat something on them streets out there" Madea said as she handed Rin some food.

"You ain't got no real clothes do you" Madea laughed as Kagome walked down.

"Wha" Kagome said as Madea chuckled.

"Hey girl" Rin said as Kagome looked at her.

"Rin" Kagome stated as the woman nodded her head.

"Don't just stand there" Rin said as she hugged Kagome.

"Rin whats happened to you" Kagome said as she saw Rin , she looked terrible.

"Don't do that don't judge me" Rin said as she grabbed the plate of food and left.

"What happened to her" Kagome asked as she sat at the table.

"Life" Madea stated as Kagome frowned.

"But whats with you" Madea asked as Kagome looked up at her.

"What do you mean" Kagome asked as she frowned.

"I called Hojo today and he said before he hung up that you two were getting a divorce" Madea said as Kagome felt bad.

"But what i can't understand is why you here" Madea said as Kagome looked a her.

"He threw me out of the house" Kagome said as Madea frowned.

"Who house" Madea asked as Kagome looked puzzled.

"Our house" she said as Madea threw he breakfast on the table.

"Exactly how do a man throw a woman out of her own house" Madea said as Kagome frowned.

"I have no right to the house its in his name" Kagome said as Madea broke a plate.

"That the problem with women these days out shopping when you need to be checking the deed" Madea said as Kagome slowly stood up.

"That make me mad girl" Madea said as Kagomesat back down.

"I signed a Prenup" Kagome said as Madea looked offended,

"A renup who told you to sign a renup i ought to punch you in the face" MAdea said as she made a fist,

"Hojo always knew he would be successful and he told me he wanted to know i was in it for love" Kagome said explaining herself.

"Then what did you do all day" Madea asked as Kagome frowned.

"Housework you know cooking and cleaning" Kagome said as Madea pointed at her.

"Exactly" MAdea said as she grabbed a calculator from one of the kitchen cupboards.

"Lets see there is cooking" Madea said as she punched in a lot of numbers on the calculator.

"Cleting" Madea added as she punched more in.

"Having sex with him" She said as she punched in a whole lot.

"Was it good" Madea asked as Kagome shook her head.

"No" she said as MAdea shook her head.

"Major deduction" Madea said as she punched more in.

"oh and i didn't tell you he hit me" Kagome said as MAdea jumped up and froze.

"Ohhohoo" she said as she started punching numbers in really fast.

Kagome looked on with bewilderment at her grnadmother.

"Girl that man owe you 64 billion 500 trillion 3 thousand and sixty two cents" Madea said as she stood up and grabbed her purse.

"Now we can either get it from his checking account voluntarily or from his insurance police invoulantary man-slaughter you choose" Made said as she jumped up.

" This makes me mad girl" Madea said as she stood up.

"Lets go get your money" she said as Kagome shook her head.

"The guard would never let us thru" Kagome said as Madea came back.

"I said come on" Madea said as she pulled Kagome along with her.

Madea sped thru the gate knocking it down in the process as they drove to Kagome's house and walked inside.

They walked into her closet as Kagome looked around.

"Get ya stuff" Madea said as Kagome ran over to a pair of shoes.

"these yours" Madea asked as she looked at the clothes.

"Their hers" Kagome said as Madea looked at a pink shirt.

"How much is this" Madea asked as she found a tag.

"700 hundred dollars for a damn rag" Madea said as she ripped off the hangar.

"This is a rag" she said as she started to polish the mirror with it.

"Who is Doulsee and Galbana" Madea asked as she looked at the tags makers.

"Doulshe and Gabona their designers" KAgome said as she looked thru the almost destroyed room.

"We did a good job" she said as Madea huffed and puffed (Anf blew the house down lol)

"I need to get sometinhg" she said as she started to walk downt stairs.

"You go do that" Madea said as she lit a ciggaratte.

"And bring me some Oxyge" Madea yelled as she tried to breath deep.

About ten Minutes later.

Kikyou ran upstairs to see her closet destroyed.

"Oh my god Did you do this" Kikyou said as Madea brushed her off.

"Who are you" Madea asked as Kikyou looked up.

"I'm the owner of this house" Kikyou said as Madea shook her head.

"Aeh Wrong answer my Granddaughter Kagome is the owner of this house" Madea said.

"You da Ho you ain't got no power or nod deed" Madea said as Kikyou looked down.

"This is Vera Wain" Kikyou said holdinh up one of the shirts.

"Who she she do nails I need to get my nails did" Madea said as Kikyou threw down the shirt.

"Thats it i'm calling the police" Kikyou said as Madea stood up.

"I ain't scared of no Popo" Madea said as Kikyou glared at her

"Call the PoPo Ho" Madea said as Kikyou looked offednded

And then taking a chinese accent "Call the PoPo HO" Madea said as Kikyou pointed at her.

"If i call them they'll be here in ten minutes" Kikyou said as Madea started to take off her ear rings.

"Then that leaves me nine to beat the hell out of you" Madea said as Kikyou took a Kung-Fu position.

"Oh yeah I knowe Tai-Quon-Do" Kikyou said smirking as Madea stepped forward.

"And I know Whoop-Your-Ass" MAdea said as they started yelling at each other but then MAdea heard sometinhg.

"You don't ever take nothing from me" she heard Hojo said as Kagome screamed,.

"Hell no" Madea said as she B-Slapped Kikyou and ran down stairs.

End

Next Chapter: Courting Days