Author: Satski
Title: Unpredictable
Summary: There are very few things that can surprise Shikamaru. ShikaNaru fluff.
A/N: Snow on Valentines you ask? Why yes, to me and where I live, it's rare. Happy Valentines Day everyone. By the way, because of snow, I didn't have classes today.

Unpredictable

There are very few things that can surprise Shikamaru, one of them was the weather.

'How troublesome, it's snowing on Valentines. How I hate the cold.' thought the brunette as he walked towards the academy in a coat ten times his size courtesy of his 'troublesome' mother. As he walked rather sluggishly, he couldn't help but notice a bright orange thing running towards him.

"SHIKAMARU!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!" yelled the orange thing now recognized as the blond haired boy he had been friends with since the first day of their first year at the ninja academy.

'Tch, troublesome blond.'

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"Sasuke-kun!!" was the only thing running through more than half of the female population of Konoha. Of course, it just so happens that the most loved person in the academy had the same classroom as the most hated person of Konoha.

"Move it Naruto! Can't you see I'm trying to give Sasuke-kun the chocolates I made for him!" yelled Sakura as she pushed the blond to the floor as she ran towards the stoic brunette. Naruto just sat there, not looking like he would stand up in the near future, with hurt evident in his eyes. Valentines Day was the second worst day of the year in his eyes, first one being Christmas.

'It's just a way to show people how lonely they really are, knowing that this one day, they can't do a thing about it...'

A hand came to the males line of vision as he followed the hand to the owner. "You should get up before you're stepped on by any more Sasuke-crazed girls."

'But maybe, this year might be different.' thought the blond as he accepted the hand and plotted for a way to ask his friend to be his valentine for the day.

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'Stupid holiday for existing, stupid girls for being so blinded, stupid Naruto for being so innocent he lets himself be pushed around by them. stupid life for being so troublesome.'

"Ne, ne Shikamaru! Want a kiss?" the now cheerful blond asked his friend during lunch. Too bad Naruto didn't know the hidden meaning in his words and what they would result in when telling them to a lazy genius, a lazy drinking genius. PFFT The brunette spilling his soda all over the place. "What was that Naruto? I think I'm going deaf."

"Geeze Shikamaru, all I asked was if you wanted a kiss. You didn't have to go and do that you know."

"A ki-kiss?" a blush evident on his face. "Yeah, a kiss. Do you want one or not Shika?" Naruto asked oh-so-innocently.

'Tch, troublesome blond. Is he doing it on purpose?'

"Shika are you there?" Naruto asked as he waved his hand in front of the older boy's face. "How troublesome." "Huh? What do you mean? All I'm asking is if you want a Hershey Kiss."

"What?! You meant a piece of chocolate?!?!?" Shikamaru sounded disappointed. "Well yeah, what did you think I ment?"

"...Troublesome." At this, Naruto got an idea. "Hey Shika!" "Yeah?" as Shikamaru turned his head to regard his friend, the blond got close to the other teen and planted a sweet short kiss. As Shikamaru stared at Naruto, eyes huge and mouth slightly parted, Naruto stood up and started running towards their classroom. "Hurry up Shika! Or else Iruka-sensei will make us stay after!"

'I guess he's not as troublesome as I first thought he was.'

There are very few things that can surprise Shikamaru, one of them is Naruto.

A/N: This time I'm not kidding. This was awful! I wrote most of this at two in the morning;; Last time I ever do that. It was really short too, 591 words.