I adopted this plot bunny from Huzzah way back in November. It's about time I got around to actually writing it.
Be warned: Huzzah and I are both weird. Our combined power is something you would be good to be afraid of. (evil laugh)
So, enjoy the first part! I'll update soon!
Disclaimer: I don't own SRMTHG. I don't even own the idea for this fic. However, the fic it's self is mine.
Mandarin's Biggest Fangirl
By Netbug009
"I can't believe I let you talk me into this."
On a stinky old bus, next to a baby crying loud enough to break the sound barrier, Mandarin and Vallina were waiting for their stop to come.
"you're lucky I gave you the choice of taking my for doughnuts after we went to Wal-Mart to pay me back for eating the last of my Chinese food." Vallina said. "Otherwise I would have just done the other option."
"What other option?"
"I could have killed you."
Mandarin turned slightly pale and tense. The bus stopped and the duo got off. A Dunking Doughnuts could be seen a few blocks away. Mandarin rushed ahead.
"Hey!"
He turned to her. "You said I had to get your doughnuts. You didn't say I had to walk next to you the whole way." He started rushing forward again. Vallina scoffed. She started walking after him when she heard a rustling in the bushes.
She stopped and looked around. It was quiet. She shrugged and began to continue on her way. However, outside the fourth wall, a suspenseful tune was playing. if she had heard that, she may have been more alert when a preteen girl who was foaming at the mouth jumped her. She was wearing a orange t-shirt and a necklace with a monkey on it. "ACK!" The girl bit the witch's arm. "AAAAAAH! Get off of me you pitiful mortal!" She grabbed the girl's arm and flung her off. The girl galloped away on all fours while Vallina checked the damage. "Gross. And people wonder why I like the idea of humanity being wiped out. Now, to go find Mandy! Squee!" She covered her mouth immediately. She removed her hands after a moment and blinked. "What did I just say?! Ugh. The sun must be getting to me." She then continued her trek to the doughnut shop.