Things I Will Not Do While Watching The Covenant, part 5

1) I will not scream and yell "Why? WHHHHY?" at the thought of a sequel

2) I will not reenact the movie "Death Proof" with the Mary Sues

3) Or the movie Hostel

4) I will stop trying to make the boys gothic

5) I will stop insisting that Reid and Tyler should be a new canon pairing

6) Nor will I make a petition for it

7) I will stop trying to burn the Mary Sues

8) I will not sell them to the witch hunters in the Monty Python realm either

9) I will not tell the boys they need to work for Corbin Fisher

10) I will not take the sons Snipe Hunting

11) I will not sell all of the Mary Sue's souls to Lilith in exchange for Dean's…… but I'm sure as hell trying

12) I will not kick Aaron or Kira into a hole while screaming "THIS IS IP-SWICH!" 300 style

13) Or any of the Sues

14) I will not steal Sweeney Todd's razors and hunt the werewolf OC's with them

15) I will not call Reid a whore just because he gets around the fandom more then anyone else does

16) I will not amp Tyler out on candy and turn him loose on Gorman

17) I will not sell the boys to Playgirl, nor will I roll naked in all the money that issue will bring in

18) I will not hire Altaïr to rid the fandom of all the assassin's the boys seamed to have attracted for no apparent reason at all

19) I will not attempt to ship him with the boys either (thinks evil thoughts)

20) I will not scream and yell "Why? WHHHHY?" at the thought of a sequel