Disclaimer: Don't own them.
A/N: Got this idea from the Tamora Pierce world; someone had done one of these for Tortall, and someone else for Circle of Magic. Liked the idea. Sorry I can't remember who did it, and hope they don't mind if I borrow their…er… 'plot'.
I've also done one for Artemis Fowl, if you wanna see it. Coming Soon: Enchanted Forest.
10 Things Russell, Holmes &c. Would Never Say
Russell: (faints)
Holmes: I'm in love with Mrs. Hudson!
Watson: I hate you, Sherlock Holmes!
Lestrade: I love ladies!
Mrs. Hudson: I hate cooking.
Holmes: Yo, watz up dude!
Russell: Theology is stupid.
Holmes: I don't know.
Ali: Stop the violence! All for world peace!
Holmes: Conan Doyle is the coolest person ever!
A/N: Review please!