ZOMG FINALS ARE OVER AT LAST!!! This means I can get back to writing, typing and posting... I've got some in the can, folks! -parties-
Now. Hopefully this'll be the start of an EnvyxWrath collection. I'm going to try to keep this nice and fluffy, away from the depressing/violent themes that I do SO love to write about... but for those who don't like it, I'll resist the temptation, okay?
Disclaimer: I don't own the sexy boys! ToT
-Present-
Wrath watched, wide eyed, as a dark shape surged up over the window ledge and into his room. He sat up in surprise.
"Envy- what are you doing here?"
The androgynous sin shrugged the question off. He tossed a dark bundle of fabric into Wrath's lap.
"Happy birthday, kid."
"Um... my birthday was yesterday..." Wrath began, confused.
"Yeah, yeah, so I'm late. But I got you something!" Envy interrupted, coming over to sit on the edge of the bed.
"Oh- right!" Wrath picked up the garment, spreading it out for a closer look. It was a pair of boxers, dark blue with a picture of Sasuke displayed prominently on one thigh. He gasped and squeezed them close in joy.
"Thank you so much, Envy! They're just what I've always wanted!" Wrath cried excitedly, pink spots appearing on his cheeks.
"I'm not sure about your size, but that was the last pair they had. You should try them on," Envy suggested drily.
"Oh- okay!" agreed Wrath, pushing the covers down and sliding off the bed. He slipped his legs in and pulled the boxers up over his tight under shorts.
"Uh- oh... they're, um, kinda too big..." Wrath blushed as the waistband threatened to slide down his narrow hips. Envy just grinned, showing sharp teeth in the dark as he made sure the door to the small room was locked.
"That's the point."
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BACK STORY:
My friend, a "Naruto" fan, received a real pair of Sasuke boxers last Christmas. She got them the day before winter break, and so was showing them around during lunch. They were pretty big looking, apparently the store didn't have any other sizes. She pulled up her skirt (she had on bike shorts underneath) to try them on. They were MUCH too loose! xD Next to our hangout, the soccer boys were gaping. I guess they don't see girls putting on boxers everyday!
Well, I also got to try them on. We figured out that the chibi Sasuke plushie fit nicely into the waitband of the boxers, so we could go around with Sasuke in our pants! ;P
It's not that I'm a particular Sasuke fan or anything (coughslutahem), it's just that I thought it would really fit the theme. He seems like the kind of bishi Wrath would idolize, ne?
Anyway, I dedicate this to the reviewers of "Boy Lollipop" and all other EnvyWrath fans out there!
LONG LIVE ZE SLASH!!! 8D
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My spell check want to change "Sasuke" to "Seasick". O.o