Harry Potter and the Idiots Part 2

-Hogwarts-

Harry sank into the Lake, and died.

-Voldemort's crib-

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you"

They were singing happy birthday to one of their beloved trusted Death Eaters Lucius Malfoy who was smiling widely.

"Happy biiirthday dear Lucius" Sang the Death Eaters with constipated voices.

Everyone wanted to go to the bathroom but since Voldemort was there,

there was no bathroom.

if you went you would get pwnz0red.

voldemort was already in the bathroom for 4 hours after binging on diet pepsi and mentos. Jackass.

"Happy birthday 2 u!" Sang the Death Eaters. They all cheered heavily as Lucius bowed and bowed. Then, he used his wand to cut open a fabulously delicious chocolate cake. Then, he ate.

And then, they ate.

And then, they died.

"POISONED, BITCH!" Laughed mymommyismydaddylol, who just entered randomly and was now rapidly morphing into mydaddyismymommylol.

However

The only problem was that all the death eaters were constipated so they had to come back alive for a brief moment to relieve themselves on the ground nearest them before they died again.

Wtf.

And then

Voldemort comes out of the bathroom smelling so bad he actually smelled good. Too much of a bad thing is actually a good thing

"Wtf happened?" asked Voldie angrily. He walks into the pencil.

"HEY voldie!" Laughed the pencil. "I got some news for you. YOU suck! And when I see your face, I slap it like YEA!"

The eraser laughed at the stupid pencil. "Shut up all you can do is poke. Lullz."

"Wtf is Lullz?" asked unimportant character.

"Well, I think it's" started the eraser

"Umm"

"LOL SPELLED BACKWARDS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA" laughed the squirrel who was squashed in like, 2 nanoseconds by

Another nanosecond.

-The Burrow-

"Loosen up ma buttons baby, but you keep frontin' me." Sang Ron.

"Sayin' whatjuu gonna do to me, uh huh, but I see nutthinn" Fred chimed in.

Time stopped. Fred walked up to George. "What happened?"

"I don't know. I think we're in heaven." George winked as he went behind an extremely hot girl and

then

IT WAS RON.

"HELP ME!" Screamed George.

Fred came over and died.

"Wtf."

-House of Granger-

Thunder.

Clouds.

Rain.

"It's raining it's poring the old man is snoring." Sang Hermione peacefully while she danced around the living room.

Fred, her dad, was sleeping on the couch.

All of a sudden

"BAM!" screamed Fred as he went off on a tangent.

-Ministry of Magic in China-

Rufus Scrimgenourzzxxc, whose name was just butchered again (I don't feel like looking up the correct spelling) was talking with the Minister of China whose name was RuFuSuX.

"Guess what bitch?" Asked RuFuSuX.

Rufus Scrimgenweiousdfzxxxxcc asked "what?"

"YOU SUCK BITCH!" laughed RuFuSuX manically.