Summery: This is my first fanfic…well, songfic actually. Characters in Naruto are singing NINJA IDOL and hyper girl, Kagome, and Sango are the judges! Oh, and don't forget to R&R! (Or your new name is Rude Retard)
A/N: Okay, just to clear this up, everyone in Naruto is having a vacation so they went to NINJA IDOL to sing. By the way, this is my first songfic so, constructive reviews please? (No Flames)
Ino: Hey hyper dude! Aren't you forgetting something?
Hyper Girl: What? And don't call me hyper dude!!! Steaming
Ino: DUH! The disclaimer! xP
Hyper Girl: riiiiighttt
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…no one does so whatever ok?
Announcer: HEY EVERYBODY! TODAY IS THE AWSOME DAY OF NINJA IDOL AND WE HAVE FORCED, (glance at paper in front of him) I MEAN OFFERED FOR THEM TO COME AND HERE THEY ARE! OUR JUDGES WILL BE, HYPERGIRL, KAGOME, AND SANGO!
THANK YOU!!!(bows 3000 times) leaves stage
The judges say hi…
Hyper girl: Here are the contestants!-Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Shikamaru, Ino, Neji, Tenten, Gaara, Lee, and Temari!
Kagome and Sango-Cheers loudly-YAYAYAYAYAYA!!!
Announcer: And first up is…Naruto!!!
Naruto: goes up stage, starts singing 'Crazy' from 'Simple Plan'
Tell me
(Squeak!) what's wrong with society cough, cough
When
everywhere (goes out of tune) I look I see Diet pills,
surgery
Young girls dying half faints to be on TV
Photoshoped pictures in magazines
They
won't stop 'til falls off stage somehow Telling them
how they should be Is everybody going
crazy? falls on head trying to bust a move
they've reached their dreams
It doesn't
make sense to me shrieking
Is anybody gonna
save me? drops microphone and starts singing in a girly
voice
Can anybody tell me what's going on?
Tell me what's
going on Hinata suddenly whacks him on head with microphone
If
you open your eyes----You'll see that something is wrong…. faints
Sorry guys! That's all I can write today but I'll write more tomorrow! Please R&R or I'll call you that R.R. name!
Naruto: OWOWOWOOWOWOWOW!
Hyper girl: SHADDAP! (Whacks Naruto on head)
Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…no one does so whatever ok? Gosh!
And don't forget to R&R! OR ELSE I'll CALL YOU RUDE RETARD AND TELL NARUTO TO SUMMON HIS BIG TOAD DUDE AND SQUASH YOU!!!
Hyper girl-Well, that was um…nice
Kagome-Yeah…what she said
Sango-That was terrible! I mean, what she said!
Naruto: WHY YOU (beep!)(Friends have to hold him back)
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Announcer: Now for the second contestant….Sasuke!!!!
Sakura: YAY SASUKE!!!
Sasuke: slaps head and mutters…why I ever agree to this!!!
----------------------------------------SASUKE GOES UP
Starts singing in extra high voice… (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
(It's an Usher song from his album 'confessions' and it's called 'Bad Girl"
Sho
nuff
Shawty
What it do?
Oooooooh (bangs head on
stage)
Pimpin', oh boy
uh
What
y'all know about a supermodel
Fresh outta Elle magazine
Buy
her own bottles
Look pimp juice, I need me one
Bad than a
mutha
I hear you sayin'
I need a bad girl (acts all
'cool')
If you're a bad girl
Playas when you see me
Act like you know me
I keep a dollar worth of dimes
You
know pimpin' ain't easy
For all my chicks in the club
Who
knows how to cut a rug
If you're a bad girl
Get at me bad
girl
Chorus
Ooh work me baby
Shakin' it the way I
like
I'm ready to be bad
I need a bad girl (say yeah)
Get
at me bad girl
W—(Sakura comes on stage and starts kicking him
and screaming at him"ARE YOU SINGING ABOUT ME! IF YOU ARE YOU ARE
IN SEIROUS TROUBLE!"-drags Sasuke to who knows where and sounds of
beating can be heard…)
Ok…that's all I can write for today because I'm gonna get in trouble soon…plez…R&R! and maybe a suggestion for what song Hinata should sing?
Thx…OR ELSE…you know…