Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the 100 Anime Laws. If, at any point, the owner of the 100 Anime Laws would like me to take this down, I will comply without reluctance.

Note: I don't like it when I see 'sweatdropped' in a story. So here ya go! This is all dialogue except for the sweatdropping.

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

"Sakura-chan, you want to be like Sundae-baa-chan?"

Sakura sweatdropped. "Her name is Tsunade and of course I want to be like her!"

"Wouldn't it be hard?"

"Of course it will be hard! But that makes the victory even better!"

"But you'll need pills."

"Why would I need pills?"

"Why are you screaming?"

"Most authors seems to think that using an exclamation mark in every sentence makes the story more realistic!"

"Keh, whatever. But, as I said, you're gonna need pills."

"For what?"

Naruto sweatdropped. "Well...to be like Tsunade...you need to have the...uh..."

Sakura sweatdropped. "Stop pausing so much!"

"Sorry." Naruto sweatdropped. "Boingy boingy."

"Boingy boingy?!"

"Melons, jugs, balloons..what else do they call 'em?"

Sakura sweatdropped. "Naruto, you're so dumb. My shishou does not carry around mel---OMG!"

Sakura proceeded to knock Naruto around, letting him sink into a puddle of sweat produced by the large sweat drop that kept appearing from the back of their heads.

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.