Sung to the tune of the classic hymn 'colours of day'

For my good friend Emma Russon : )

Snape is an ape
Who wears a black cape
With long hair on top
Like a black greasy mop
And a long crooked nose
Right down to his toes
He's so ugly and vile
But he makes Emma smile

Chorus:

So please wash your hair
Look after your looks
If you have a lone nose
Don't get it caught up in books
And do a good deed
For someone in need
Or you and that sod
Will be like two peas from a pod.

Thank you!!