Dumb Naruto
Naruto, Gaara and Kiba climb a mountain every morning and have lunch.
Gaara: (opens lunch) "Dammit, if I get a sandwich one more time I'll kill myself."
Kiba: (opens lunch) "If I get frozen pizza one more time I'll kill myself."
Naruto: (opens lunch) "If I get Ramen one more time I'll kill myself."
Next Day…Gaara: (opens lunch) (jumps off mountain)
Kiba: (opens lunch) (follows suit)
Naruto: (opens lunch) (follows suit)
At the funeral…Kai&Kira: (Crying) (look at Hinata) "Aren't you sad that you're the reason Naruto's dead?"
Hinata: "Naruto made his own lunch."
Gaara, Kiba and Naruto are running away from the ANBU.
Gaara: (hides behind a cow) (ANBU come by) "Moo, Moo."
Kiba: (Hides behind a horse) (ANBU come by) "Nay, Nay."
Naruto: (Hides behind a haystack) (ANBU come by) "Haystack, Haystack."
Naruto invited Hinata over to do a puzzle with him.
Hinata: "What's the puzzle of?"
Naruto: (valley girl tone) "It's of a tiger."
Hinata: (walks over to counter) (sighs) "Naruto, there's no tiger here, you can put the cereal back in the box."
Naruto and Ino living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.
Ino: "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
Naruto: (turns) "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"
Naruto pushes his car up to Shikamaru's house.
Naruto: "My car died."
A few minutes later…Naruto: (car works great) "What's the story?"
Shikamaru: "Just crap in the carburetor."
Naruto: "How often do I have to do that?"
Naruto walked into the Suna hospital with a new dye job (no one recognized him)
Naruto: "Everywhere I touch, it hurts."
Doctor: "Impossible! Show me."
Naruto: (touches his arm) "AHHH!" (Touches his shoulder) "AHHHH!" (Pokes knee) "AHHH!"
Doctor: "Your not a natural red-head, are you?"
Naruto: "No, I'm a blonde."
Doctor: "thought so, your finger's broken."
A Highway patrol man pulled along side a speeding car.
Highway Patrol man: (looks over) (sees a blonde knitting) (Takes out bullhorn) "PULL OVER"
Naruto: "No! It's a scarf!"
A rock-ninja, a mist-ninja and Naruto are sitting around talking.
Deidara: "We were the first in Space!"
Zabuza: "So?! We were the first on the moon!"
Naruto: "SO?! We're gonna be first on the sun!"
Deidara & Zabuza: (look at each other) "Idiot! You can't land on the sun! You'll burn up!"
Naruto: "We're not stupid! We'll go at night!"
The rookie nine are playing Trivial pursuit one night.
Naruto: (Rolls dice) (gets 'Nature & Science)
Q: "If you were in a vacuum and someone call your name, will you hear it?"
Naruto: "Is it on or off?"
Ino is walking down when she sees Naruto on the other side of the river.
Ino: "Yoo-hoo! How can I get to the other side?"
Naruto: (looks up and down the river) "You are on the other side!"
Sasuke was visiting Naruto when he saw he had gotten two new dogs.
Sasuke: "What're they're names?"
Naruto: "Timex and Rolex."
Sasuke: "Why would you name you're dog's that?"
Naruto: "Helloooooooooo? They're watch dogs."
END
Don't ask, I just felt the incredible urge to write this. Kira and I were telling each other dumb blonde jokes and we decided to make it for Naruto since he's so dumb. Not my best but, hey, it's something.
NOTE TO BLONDES: I hope you do not take offense to this, it was meant to mean to Naruto (not that we don't like him) not to all blondes, just him.