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Chapter 8: Bail from…!!!!!!!!

"So we went on a road trip, almost got killed from Gaara's obsession with himself, had to get supplies, went to Wal-Mart, Had some weird mishaps in Wal-Mart, and now we're in Jail." Sakura said in a fake cheery voice.

"It was…Awesome!" Sakura said starting out with a dull voice, ending with a happy, go-lucky voice.

"Yeah…awesome." Sasuke said.

"But still we're in jail." Tenten said as everyone nodded.

"You all know who's fault this is dontcha?" Temari asked.

"Yep it's-" Naruto was cut off by Fergilicious once again.

"God Sasuke, get a dude ringtone." Neji spat at Sasuke,

Sasuke just put his finger up to Neji, indicating for him to shut-up.

-Hello

-Hi, Sasuke. Yea, It's Kakashi

-Kakashi!

-Yea, I was just wondering where you all were, so where are you?

-Well you see, we're kinda in jail.

-O, that's ni-WHAT IN JAIL!!!! WELL WE WILL COME FOR YOU! TO THE KAKASHI MOBILE! JOUNINS ENGAGE MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM FORMATION-wait wrong show.

-Yea Bye

-Bye, don't worry we'll be there in no time.

-Click-

Sasuke could swear he heard the Batman theme song in the background.

"So that was Kakashi's. What did he want?" Sakura asked with curiosity.

"He just said something about where were we, coming to get us, and the Kakashi Mobile." Sasuke answered back to the pink haired ninja.

"Oh, so…I'm bored, I'm gonna play on the neat laptop thingy. Here everyone can get one of these, there are laptops and ipods, choose." Sakura commanded but not in a threatening tone.

So the following got laptops: Sakura, Sasuke, Neji, Gaara, and Tenten.

These people got ipods: Shikamaru, Ino, Naruto, Hinata, and Temari.

(A/N The Ipods are already equipped with songs so yea…

With Sakura

Hmm, I'm bored! I wanna get on But I forgot my password. Gawd! Stupid pop-up! Oh Neopets! (A/N My cousin is obsessed with this website) I'm gonna make an account.

Hmm, what kind of pet do I want? Ooh a wocky!!!! They are so adorable!!!! I'm gonna name you Killala.

Boards, I wonder if I can find a new friend. Hmm, Fanclubs.

-Who wants to be my neofriend? Too desperate

-Who wants me to rate their lookup? Whats a lookup?

-Chat Naruto! WTF! Naruto?!?!?!

-I'm bored someone neomail me Ooh, this will do

So I pushed the guys screen-name which happened to be 'Bowdown2my awesomeness'. Sounds kinda conceited.

With Sasuke

I wonder what website I can go on? Oh yea, I remember a website me and Naruto found when we were making fun of little kids.

(A/N No offense to people who like this website because I get on it sometimes also and I'm 13)

What was it called? What was it called? …Oh yea, it was called Neopets. I already had an account so I'll go on that Fan Clubs on Boards.

I think I'm gonna make my own post. How about I try to find a person to talk to. So I made one that said, 'I'm bored someone neomail me.'

So I waited and this girl with the user-name 'GreenBunnyLoveyWovey', what a stupid name, posted.

With Neji

This is sooo Sasukeish, which in my terms means the following: Loserish, stupid, retarded, moronic, freakish, and all the other insulting words you can think of.

I sighed in frustration. What website can I get on?

Suddenly something on the homepage caught my eye. (A/N I soooo love this site)

So I roamed the website and came across a very odd quiz, it was called: Are you a homo? Based on the show Naruto characters.

That is weird, based on the show Naruto, so Naruto has a show now, very odd. But I pushed it.

1) How is your hairstyle?

A) Styled like a cockatoo

B) Long and shiny

C) Spiky in a ponytail

D) Blonde and spiky

Hmm, well I guess it's a B.

2) What is your favorite color?

A) Gray

B) Blue

C) Orange

D) Pink

A, definitely A

3) What is your ideal weapon?

A) Shuriken

B) Kunai

C) Sinbom

Evil Bunnies of Doom

How about B, the most common of weapons.

4) If you were to like a girl, what would you do?

A) Say thank you, knock her out, and leave her on a bench not caring if she dies

B) Train with her everyday and not show your emotion

C) Buy her ramen

D) Watch cloud with her

Only one of those answers is one that I actually do. So B, once again. Hmm, last question. That was short. I then pressed submit.

So being the prodigy that I am I got….a Neji! What this is way too odd!

Mostly B's. You are a Neji. You are cool, calm, and collected, yet you are still very feminine. You are determined, and don't care about anyone else. You are very conceited. Which most likely concludes a yes, you are a homo.

(A/N I have nothing against homosexuals I just wanted to put that in. AND I love Neji, but my friend always says mean stuff like that about him so yea…)

I screamed out in horror. Everyone stared at me, but I regained my composure with a 'hn', so they went back to whatever they were doing, except Naruto who as dancing to that Ipod, what a loser.

With Gaara

I'm bored! What to do? What to do?

Hmm, how about it's cool. I guess…

What was my user-name again, well oh well all I have to do is enter my email address. Which just happens to be, Sorry if that's yours, but I had to make up something conceited. And no I am not calling you conceited.)

Hmm, what anime should I read? Maybe Scrapped Princess? Pacifica's hot! (A/N My friend always says that, he's just a weirdo)

I don't think so. Maybe, I'll look for a new anime to read. So I scrolled down until a too familiar name.

Naruto! That's weird, but I'll try it anyway. As soon as I pushed it I read descriptions of some of the stories.

They were kinda weird but was that MY name? Hmm, me and Sakura? Hmm, I guess she's kinda hot, not as good looking as me but I guess I kinda need a girlfriend.

Maybe I could- Kakashi! OH MY FREAKIN' GOSH! WHAT IS HE WEARING? IS THAT SPANDEX?

He's been spending too much time with that Lee dude.

"Erm, I am here to bail out…uh…those people." He said in a girlish voice, and why doesn't he have his book with him. IMPOSTER!!! IMPOSTER I SAY!!! Well I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut.

"Hi, Sasuke-kun…other people." 'He' said in a…flirty way? That's weird. But no one seemed fazed except for 'Sasuke-kun'.

I have a bad feeling about this; well I'll guess you'll see me next time on ROAD TRIP!

-Holds out peace sign- "I know you'll miss me, but…still fare-

"Shut-up Gaara, the chapters over"

"You shut-up Temari, you're just jealous of all this." He retorts to his sister as he motions over his body.

"Psh"

"Okay people, it's over, well not all the way, just be quiet while me and Itachi-kun…go into that room, toodles.

"RxR!" The siblings shout together.