Fun with Mirrors

Chapter 11- Part II/Chapter 12 Part 1/ the 12th chapter

Note: This contains spoilers, and if you haven't played the game, you won't know what I'm talking about.

Link pulled out his sword.

"You can't kill me! I saved Hyrule, and I have a sword!" Link said, in triumph.

Hena snapped Link's leg.

"AAAAAGH!" Link screamed.

"Can I eat his arm?" Ilia asked.

"We're evil psychotic women, not cannibals!" Zelda said.

"Oh. Can I eat his horse?"

"No," said Zelda.

"Take that!" Hena screamed, breaking Link's arm.

"I know! I'll call Midna to help!" said Link, smiling cheesily.

He realised Midna had returned to the twilight.

"Oh," Link said.

Meanwhile…

"I think I should visit Link today!" Midna said, cheerfully.

"But madam, Link is in another world!" said one of her servants.

"SHUT UP!" she screamed, throwing the servant off a cliff.

Midna walked up to the spot the mirror originally was.

"Now where did that mirror go?" Midna wondered to herself.

She grabbed a replacement.

"All better!" she said.

Anyway…

"AAAAGH!" Link screamed, as his bones were constantly being broken.

"Hi there, Link!" Midna said, cheerfully floating towards him.

Midna saw that Hena, Ilia and Zelda were fighting over Link.

"Hey, I'm his girlfriend!" Midna screamed, slapping Link.

"Sheesh, why don't we just have Ordon Villiage vote?" Link suggested.

"Great idea!" said the four others.

"I was joking."

Later…

It was getting dark as the five were walking to Ordon.

"Hey, why do all the girls' names end with a?" Link asked.

"Not everybody's. There's Beth, a-" Zelda started to say.

"Her name's Betha," Link said.

"No it isn't!" Zelda said.

"You don't even live in that town!" Link shot back.

"Oh yeah!?"

Link pushed Zelda into the closest lake.

"That was easy!" Link said.

"Now, to have a vote!" Link said. "BO!"

The town mayor stumbled out of his house.

"What now?"

"I want you to decide who here's my girlfriend!" Link said, smiling cheesily.

"I can be your girlfriend!" Bo said.

"Um… no?"

Bo hugged Link.

"Save me Midna!" Link screamed.

"Hey! Why are you calling for Midna! Why not me!?" Hena screamed.

She attempted to stab Link with a dagger, but killed Bo, who was in the way.

"Daddy!" Ilia screamed.

"He'd make a nice sandwich," Midna remarked. "Eee hee hee!"

"Agreed," Ilia said.

"I was joking," Midna said.

"SHADDUP!" Ilia screamed, stabbing Bo.

"Why did you stab Bo and not me?" Midna asked.

"Don't worry, she's a moron," Link said, putting his thumbs up.

"Ilia?" Hena asked, tapping her on the shoulder.

Ilia started to eat Bo.

"Well, if you DO excuse me, I have a kingdom to rule," Midna said, floating away.

"And I have fish to kill," Hena said.

Zelda tried to say something, but drowned in the process.

"What now?" Link wondered.

Ilia was eating his leg.

"Luckily I have this Rare Chu Jelly!" Link said. "Not only does it replenish hearts, but it gives you a temporary atta-"

Link bled to death.

THE END.