Kisame's First Days at Akatsuki
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. But you know that right? Right? RIGHT!?!
Chapter One: Welcoming Ceremony Kisame POV
Ok, just abandoned the Land of the Mist and now am here, my ultimate plan, at Akatsuki, my BEST idea ever… I think… I hope.
My first step into Akatsuki, The Welcoming Ceremony. Who's this dude? He has red eyes… TOTALLY COOL!!!
Itachi's POV
That's… the new guy ... are those… gills…?WAY creepy… more like weird. Still, pretty good start… maybe, I dunno, frighten a few children, yadda yadda.
"Well everyone, give him the OFFICIAL Akatsuki Welcoming!"
Normal POV
All of a sudden, everyone in the congregation raised guns and pointed at Kisame. "?" was all he could say before almost getting shot to death by the other members. "NO!! I MEANT THE ONE FOR FRESH MEAT!! NOT ... them…" Itachi yelled. "ooooooooohhhhhhhh…" everyone said and now held shuriken. "That's better. (to Kisame) You'd better run." Itachi said. "… Why…? ….. OH MY GOD!!!!!" Kisame said running. All of Akatsuki ran for him… well, actually just the last new member. Everyone else just watched as he ran, one of them eating popcorn. "I wonder why he ran?" one said. "yeah… we were only going to carve his name on the official Akatsuki nameplate."
Kisame POV
WHY GOD WHY!!!??? WHY IS EVERYONE CHASING ME!?!?!?... HUH? No one's here… who's that nerd? Why's he the only one chasing me? I feel pretty stupid.
Normal POV
"think we should stop him?" Itachi asked. "Naw, let's leave him. He'll find his way back sooner or later."
In the forest (by this time, the nerd and Kisame got tired and sat down)
"… SoO… why were you chasing me… with a shuriken… screaming like a maniac…?" Kisame asked. "I want my mommy…" he 'replied'. "… What? You're in Akatsuki right?... wait… your MOM!?!?" Kisame asked/yelled."…" the nerdy Akatsuki walked away… "WAIT WHERE'S TO BACK HOME!?!?!?!?!?!?" Kisame asked. But the nerd was gone.
Two days later
Itachi woke up and made some coffee. He felt weird… like he'd forgotten something… something important. "THE NEW DUDE!!!" Itachi realized. He opened the door to go see if he made it back. But as Kisame was right in front of the door, Itachi slammed the door in his face (the door swings out). All the way to the wall. Almost killing him. Itachi felt something behind the door. "Huh?" he looked behind the door only to see a very bruised Kisame embedded in the wall. "… Hey, did you ever notice that your name if slightly said wrong, would mean 'Damn You' in Japanese?" " Itachi… why are you in Akatsuki?" asked Kisame. " I killed all of my clan, hoping for power. Why do you ask?" Itachi replied. " Why did you kill your family?" Kisame asked. "power."
Kisame: "So you're telling me, that if you kill everyone you ever known in your family, then Hocus Pocus you are the most powerful being in your clan?"
Itachi: "Well… I suppose…"
Kisame: "No no, let me finish, What clan is there left to rule over? I mean, What's the point? Kinda defeats the purpose."
Itachi: "… well… YOUR MOM!"
Kisame: She's a shark.
Itachi: OO
Kisame: My dad's … you'd throw up if told you.
Itachi: You know what? You're my new partner. Here's your sword. You're clearly more badass than any of the other members here.
Kisame: How does that work?
Itachi: You had the guts to talk to me about WHY I killed my family. Good for you. Oh, and your sword? It shaves things.
Kisame: COOL!! WHAT SHOULD MY CATCH PHRASE BE!?! ' BEWARE!! FOR I SHALL SHAVE YOU TO DEATH!!!'
Itachi: uhhhhh no. How about , you shut up, while I look totally cool. You know, for both of us.
Kisame: …
Itachi: And while I'm looking totally cool, you stand there and try to look threatening. Oh and tomorrow, you get to see a personal slideshow of what we do here in Akatsuki. See you there.
Poor Kisame. If you somehow stumbled onto this Fic, thank you for reading. Your personal slideshow starts tomorrow. FYI this is BEFORE they even appear in the anime. Like, in their teens or something.i don't know. Dedicated to my YouTube friend, AkatsukiDream.