You know that feeling where all you want to do is write something epic, something moving, heartfelt, soul-searing?

…

I have no idea what that's like.

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Sasuke stared at his best friend who was currently settled nicely in his lap watching the movie they had rented. Was he really going to do this? Was he really willing to risk this? He supposed it was now or never.

"Hey, Naruto?"

Naruto mumbled out an "hmm?"

Sasuke hesitated, and then continued with, "I need to tell you something important. Could you…um pause the movie?"

The blond looked up at him questioningly before turning away with a "yeah" and putting the movie on pause. He sat up so he was sitting on the couch facing Sasuke. "Go ahead."

"Um, well…."

"Yes?"

A few moments of silence.

"I'm gay." Sasuke blurted out.

Naruto blinked. "You made me pause the movie for that?"

"You're not…mad?"

"Mad? Sasuke, I couldn't care less if you had a tattoo of my name on your ass."

A pause, then a smirk. "Good. Because I do."

"Fine" a double take "Wait what?"

"I'm kidding."

"Oh."

More silence.

"So you don't care?"

"No. I don't care. At all. And frankly the subject is boring me. I'm turning the movie back on, okay?"

"Fine."

And with all said and done the blond settled back into Sasuke's lap to watch the rest of the movie.

Sasuke would tell him his second secret another time.

And what was Sasuke's second secret?

That he was madly in love with him.

Oh, and also that Sasuke did have a tattoo of Naruto's name on his ass.