-Link and the Fleas-

Chapter... THREE!

Link was running out of options. First of all, there was a flea on his arm. That was a little more than odd. Second of all, his back really hurt from continuously falling off his horse. Maybe if Epona was shorter, it woudn't hurt so much. But how could she get shorter? Hmm...

Anyway, back on topic. The hero was now frightened for his life, which was odd, considering it was only one flea, and he normally didn't get like that even against his worst enemies. Like the fangirls at the STAR game. Oh, yes, they needed to be put in their place, too. Just like the flea. But then, if there was one flea, couldn't there be more?

"Relax, will ya?" Midna said. She was getting a little irritated by Link's overreactions. Actually, more than a little. "Just go... sit in the spring or something, and wash it off!"

Link's eyes widened in realization. "Of course!" he cried triumphantly. "Why didn't I think of that?" And the two quickly warped to the Ordon Spring.

Unfortunately, Ilia was already there. Who knows why she felt the need to be there at that precise moment, looking directly at the spot where wolf-Link and Midna were to appear. Who knows why Link chose to go to the spring in Ordona instead of in Lake Hylia, which was much larger and much more private. Who knows why Midna didn't just take him there. But alas, none of those "what ifs" happened, and Ilia ended up seeing the twili and the wolf appear out of nowhere in the middle of her relaxation session. She didn't take the scene very calmly, either.

"WTFJUSTHAPPENEDAFREAKYTHINGANDAPUPPYJUSTCAMEOUTTANOWHEREANDOHMIGAWDITSGONNAKILLMERUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!"

She said this all in 1.357 seconds. Then she was running for her life, in the opposite direction.

"Smooth," commented Midna.

"I blame you," Link replied.

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To be continued! Maybe, in the future, this fic might actually have a purpose!