Authoress: Alrighty children, the sequel is up! You can find it under my profile.
Alucard: (sigh) Just read it so she can finish it quickly and I can quit this gig.
Authoress: Ignore him! Go and take a look and review like mad, please!!
Zoe: (flitting about) There are new characters, exciting developments, and love rectangles out the wazoo!
Alucard: What's a wazoo?
Authoress: Don't look at me. She's the one that's being spastic.
Zoe: ANYHOO! GO THERE! READ! REVIEW! RECYCLE!
Authoress: Recycle?
Zoe: It's my new slogan. Read, Review, Recycle. WE'RE GOING GREEN AUTHORESS!!
Alucard: Great, we have Al Gore on out team. Peachy.
Authoress: (giggle) And for those of you that took the time to read this little extra random update, I have a little easter-egg like present. All for clicking Chapter 12, isn't that nice of me?
Why Alucard doesn't have a Computer in the Sequel
"Alright, you're all set up, just type in your preferred screen name right there and click 'ok'. I'm going to my room to sign on. I'll see you in a minute," she told him before leaving the dungeon room. Alucard stared at the computer with hatred. Why did he have to do this? Then, grinning suddenly, he typed in his screen-name. Hilarity ensued.
'FangKingAlly has signed on'
'HickChickInLondon has invited FangKingAlly to chatroom: 546278427.'
HickChickInLondon: THAT'S YOUR SCREEN-NAME?!
FangKingAlly: You don't like it?
HickChickInLondon: Well… it's rather distinct.
FangKingAlly: That is true. I like yours. It fits.
HickChickInLondon: Lol.
FangKingAlly: What is that?
HickChickInLondon: Oh goodness… we're going to have to start from the beginning. LOL means 'laugh out loud'.
FangKingAlly: Then why don't you just say 'laugh out loud'?
HickChickInLondon: It saves time with acronyms.
FangKingAlly: What? Two seconds? I think it took you longer just to type out 'acronyms' than that whole thing.
HickChickInLondon: Look, people just do it for fun, Alucard.
'FledglingFlyer has been invited into chatroom: 546278427'
FangKingAlly: Who is that?
HickChickInLondon: Seras.
FledglingFlyer: Hi!
FangKingAlly: You have a computer?! Since when?!
FledglingFlyer: Since Integra and I had to talk without you invading out conversations.
HickChickInLondon: (snicker)
FangKingAlly: What?! That is totally…. Rachel, what is that?
HickChickInLondon: It's an action… you put them in parenthesis.
FangKingAlly: (rolls eyes)
HickChickInLondon: Yeah like tha- HEY!
FledglingFlyer: This is fun!
FangKingAlly: Wait, does that mean…
'RulingFools has been invited into chatroom: 546278427'
HickChickInLondon: Hi, Integra!
RulingFools: Nice name, Rachel.
FledglingFlyer: (giggle)
FangKingAlly: (walking away with a sigh)
RulingFools: I have little idea why we are doing this. We all live within 50 feet of each other.
FangKingAlly: It apparently saves time for the teenage world. Don't ask me, you humans are strange.
HickChickInLondon: I think it's kind of fun!
FledglingFlyer: Do you think Walter could get into this kind of thing?
RulingFools: Let's find out.
'AngelofDeath has been invited into chatroom: 546278427'
FangKingAlly: Ok, now this is just getting ridiculous.
AngelofDeath: Hello, Sir Integra, Miss Victoria, Miss Rachel, Master Alucard.
RulingFools: Good evening.
HickChickInLondon: Hey, Walter!
FledglingFlyer: Hi!
FangKingAlly: You've got to be kidding me. How long have you all been on this thing?
HickChickInLondon: Been instant messaging Lia in NY for the last three months.
FledglingFlyer: I instant messaged people all the time when I was human.
RulingFools: I am not above easy conversations on the internet. Been on here for about 2 years.
AngelofDeath: An old acquaintance coerced me into joining the 'technologic century.'
FangKingAlly: I feel oh so old.
HickChickInLondon: ROFL
FangKingAlly: I don't even want to know what that is.
FledglingFlyer: Rolling on the Floor Laughing.
RulingFools: LMFAO.
AngelofDeath: Sir Integra?
RulingFools: Sorry, it looked fun.
FledglingFlyer: I'm not translating that one. There's a minor present.
HickChickInLondon: (rolls eyes)
FangKingAlly: What does this do?
'HickChickInLondon has been buzzed'
HickChickInLondon: Hey! What did you do that for?!
FangKingAlly: I was curious.
'FangKingAlly has been buzzed'
FangKingAlly: Hey!
HickChickInLondon: Pay-back's a bitch.
RulingFools: Rachel!
FledglingFlyer: (giggle)
'FledglingFlyer has been buzzed'
HickChickInLondon: Sorry 'Tegra.
FledglingFlyer: Hey! Who buzzed me?
AngelofDeath: Wasn't me.
'AngelofDeath has been buzzed.'
FangKingAlly: You were really asking for it.
'FangKingAlly has been buzzed.'
'RulingFools has been buzzed.'
HickChickInLondon: This is getting out of hand.
'HickChickInLondon has been buzzed.'
'FledglingFlyer has been buzzed.'
'RulingFools has been buzzed.'
FangKingAlly: I take it back, this is fun!
'FangKingAlly has been buzzed three times.'
'AngelofDeath has been buzzed.'
'FledglingFlyer has been buzzed.'
'RulingFools has been buzzed.'
HickChickInLondon: I win!
'HickChickInLondon has been buzzed four times.'
HickChickInLondon: Nevermind…
'Chatroom failure for AngelofDeath, error 666.'
AngelofDeath: This isn't good.
'AngelofDeath is no longer available.'
'Chatroom failure for FledglingFlyer, error 666.'
FledglingFlyer: Well, crap.
'FledglingFlyer is no longer available.'
'Chatroom failure for RulingFools, error 666.'
RulingFools: Rachel, go to bed, you have school tomorrow!
'RulingFools is no longer available.'
'Chatroom failure for FangKingAlly, error 666.'
FangKingAlly: Rachel, I'm shooting this computer.
HickChickInLondon: WHAT?!
'FangKingAlly is not longer available.'
'Chatroom failure for HickChickInLondon, error 666.'
HickChickInLondon: I feel alone…. I WIN!
'HickChickInLondon has closed chat.'
The gun-shot that followed barely fazed anyone and the only loss of life that night was an Apple computer and it's keyboard. Damn contraptions of the human world.