AN:: I was really bored so I wrote a little funny one shot.

She had always hated this. It was when she had been weakest and vulnerable. Everything and everyone – even Hotaru – had seemed stronger mentally and physically. She weakly grabbed the sheets off of the bed and threw them into the hamper. "This sucks!" Haruka walked into the bathroom and shut the door behind her.

Downstairs, Michiru and Hotaru dreaded the moment that their tomboy companion walked out of the bathroom. They had run down after learning not to get in Haruka's way during this time. "Michiru – mama, am I going to be like this soon?"

"No hime. Haruka – papa just gets more..." she paused thinking for the right word, "...crazed."

Upstairs a door slammed open. Michiru shook her head when she heard her wife cursing like crazy. Hotaru laughed considering that after sixteen years she was finally allowed to listen to what her father had to say.

The blonde headed down and walked into the kitchen wearing a large sweater and sweat pants. "I think G-d hates women."

Michiru rolled her eyes and answered the monthly comment. "Why do you say that love?"

"Because once a month we bleed like crazy for seven days straight!"

"Papa, I still do not understand why you go crazy?"

"It's quite simple. Your father becomes emotional and her womanhood shines through." The aqua haired girl grinned.

"Oh please! You know you hate it too. It's one more week out of the month that neither of us can get any."

Hotaru broke into hysterics and fell off her chair rolling around laughing.

Haruka got red with anger but quickly became a fountain as tears fell.

Michiru rubbed her wife's back and shook her head. "Calm down Haruka. You only have a few more days left." The blonde was officially in "girlish" mode.

Hotaru finally recovered and sat back up in her seat. "I'm going to head out. I'd rather not stick around to see this."

Haruka looked up and wiped her face. "What? My baby is leaving?" Her eyes refilled with water and her expression turned into a depressing one. "Don't leave me!" She ran upstairs and shut the door behind her.

Mother and daughter exchanged confused looks. "I was just going down the block."

"Don't mind your father. Go ahead; I'll take care of her." Hotaru left and Michiru sighed. "Maybe some seduction will calm her." The aqua haired girl walked upstairs and into the bedroom.

Let me know what you think.