I OWN NOTHING!!! I DON'T OWN SANGO, MIROKU, ANY OTHER INUYASHA CHARACTERS NOR DO I OWN THE TITANIC

Riza: Hi! If you forgot, this is a Titanic parody with the characters of Inuyasha

Sango: Rose

Miroku: Jack

Inuyasha: Cal

Kagome: Ruth (Sango/Rose's mom)

Sesshomaru: Brock Lovett/Mr. Bodine

Naraku: Whale

Shippo: Fabrizio

Kouga: Lovejoy (Inuyasha's assistant)

other character's names have been changed to something anime-ish. You'll get it after a while.

BE AWARE: I DID CHANGE THE STORY IN VARIOUS PLACES!!!

THE LEMON IS IN THIS CHAPTER!!!!

Lovejoy emerged from another lift and ran to the one Miroku and Sango were in. The Operator was just closing the gate to go back up. Lovejoy ran around the bank of elevators and scanned the foyer... no Miroku and Sango. He tried the stairs going down to F-Deck.

A functional space, with access to a number of machine spaces. Miroku and Sango were leaning against a wall, laughing.

"Pretty tough for a valet, this fella. Reminds me o' a police officer."

"I think he was."

"Uh oh!" Lovejoy had spotted them from a cross-corridor nearby. He charged toward them. Miroku and Sango ran around a corner into a blind alley. There was only one door, marked CREW ONLY, so Miroku flung it open. They entered a roaring room, with no way out but a ladder going down. Miroku latched the deadbolt on the door, and Lovejoy slammed against it a moment later. Miroku grinned at Sango, pointing to the ladder.

"After you, m'lady."

Miroku and Sango came down the escape ladder and looked around in amazement. It was like a version of hell itself, with the roaring furnaces and black figures moving in the smoky glow. They ran the length of the boiler room, dodging amazed stokers, and trimmers with their wheelbarrows of coal.

"Carry on! Don't mind us!" They run through the open watertight door into boiler room six. Miroku pulled her through the fiercely hot alley between two boilers and they wound up in the dark, out of sight of the working crew. Watching from the shadows, they saw the stokers working in the hellish glow, shovelling coal into the insatiable maws of the furnaces. The whole place thundered with the roar of the fires.

Meanwhile:

Amid unparalled luxury, Inuyasha sat at a card game, sipping brandy.

"We're going like hell I tel you. I have fifty dollars that says we make it into New York Tuesday night!" Roy Mustang said happily. lnuyasha looked at his gold pocket watch, and scowled, not listening.

Meanwhile (This is a deleted scene!!!) Then the lemon:

The furnaces roared, silhouetting the glistening stokers. Miroku kissed Sango's face, tasting the sweat trickling down from her forehead. They kissed passionately in the steamy, pounding darkness.

LEMON WARNING: THEY ARE NOW IN ONE OF THE CARGO HOLDS:

Miroku and Sango entered and ran laughing between the rows of stacked cargo. She hugged herself against the cold, after the dripping heat of the boiler room. They came upon William Carter's brand new renault touring car, lashing down to a pallet. It looked like a royal coach from a fairy tale, its brass trim and headlamps nicely set off by its deep burgundy color. Sango climbed into the plushly upholstered back seat, acting very royal. There were cut crystals bud vases on the walls back there, each containing a rose. Miroku jumped into the driver's seat, enjoying hte feel of the leather and wood.

"Where to, Miss?"

"To the stars." Her hands came out of the shadows and pulled him over the seat into the back. He landed next to her, and his breath seems loud in the quiet darkness. He looked at her and she was smiling. It was the moment of truth.

"Are you nervous?" He asked.

"Au contraire, mon cher." He stroked her face, cherishing her. She kissed his fingers.

"Put your hands on me, Miroku." He kissed her, and she slid down in the seat under his welcome weight. He reached for the hem of her dress and pushed it up. He rubbed her thigh and pushed her dress up further. She moaned slightly under his touch. He smirked and pushed her dress up over her head. When it was removed, her placed a deep, loving kiss on her rosey lips. She started to unbutton his shirt. When is was open enough she moved her hands to rub his chest. He loved the feel of her hands on his chest. They both felt his pants get a bit tighter. Sango giggled and kissed him. She pushed the shirt off and reached for the button on his pants. He worked on her corset. He untied it quickly and finally got it off. He smiled and kneaded her breast and captured her mouth with his own. She moaned into his mouth and he tackled her tounge with his. She pushed his pants leaving them both in their birthday suits, staring at each other. She smiled and kissed him. He strattled her best he could and kissed her neck. She moaned and ran her fingers through his hair.

"Are you sure you want this, Sango?"

"I'm possitive." She moaned. He kissed her again and positioned himself at her entrance. He kissed her once more and thrust in. She whimpered slightly into his lips, but the pain soon died down and he continued. Sango reached her hand up in a desprate attempt to graps at something as she climaxed about 3 minutes later and was followed by Miroku a few minutes after that. He laid down, lightly on top of her.

"You're trembling." She said softly.

"Don't worry, I'm fine." He said and laid his head on her chest. She smiled.

A little while later:

"They went down there!" The coal worker said to the man at arms and Lovejoy. The search party entered the cargo-hold. The man at arms told them to be quiet as he approached. He swung the front door of the car open only to find it completely empty...

BACK TO SESSHOMARU AND SANGO:

"I can't finish...it's too painful. There was the whale, Naraku, hell they named it, Miroku took me back to my room where he was framed for stealing a coat and my necklace. He was taken away. While they were getting women and children on the lifeboats, I went to find him. By that point, the section of the ship had a good 2 inches of water. I freed Miroku since he was handcuffed to a pole and he finally made it back onto the deck. There were people screaming, but there were others who were already in the stage when one is ready for death to take them away. Mothers of 3rd class put their children to bed knowing they would never see them again and they would all die. A small band of men played music, said their goodbyes, left, then came back a moment later and continued to play. The life boats which were filled, left, never to be seen by the thrid class or some of the others again. About 6 of us escaped the water, it was like getting hit with thousands of needles all over your body. It was horrible and it was Miroku's grave. I couldn't save him...Then, a month or two later, I found that I was pregnant. Miroku was my only child. I took Miroku Sr., my love's, name and said that my husband died on the Titanic. People never questioned it. I never got remarried, my son married a beautiful woman and had Mirosan and her brothers." Sango said, tears ran down her face. Mirosan smiled and hugged her. Sesshomaru turned off the recorder.

"Thank you for sharing such a painful part of your past with us, Sango." He said and she smiled a little.

Later:

Sango was in her stateroom waiting for Sanmir so they can go home. Sesshy came to say thank you. He was about to leave when Sango stopped him.

"Isn't this what you wanted, Mr. Bodine?" She held out the 'heart of the ocean'

"You had it?"

"Yes."

"No, you keep it. It was yours after all." He smiled and left.

"Actually, I don't want it, it reminds me of the hatred of Inuyasha. I would rather remember the loving of Miroku more." She said to herself sadly, though she was smiling. She stiid and went to the front of the party ship they were cruising on. She tossed the dreaded necklace into the ocean.

"I won't let go...EVER." She said softly to Miroku who had appeared behind her. He held her arms out straight and her dark redish brown hair blew in the breeze of the cool, early spring day. She smiled and yelled,

"I'm queen of the world." He kissed her and she went off to bed.

-Sango Mino DeWitt Bukater Dawson died that night in her sleep. Sanmir Dawson married Sesshomaru Bodine the next year. They had 8 kids. One of them was named Miroku. Sango wanted her body to be dropped into the ocean at the same place where they found the body of Miroku Dawson which turned out to be, by reason of luck, at the front of the ship. To this day we remember the lost souls who left on April of 1912 on the maiden voyage of the great RMS Titanic.- (--) (T-T)

Riza: Kay, people. There's your story. Hope you liked it. You better be crying right now. If your not then shame on you. :P

Kago: Stop freaking people out.

Riza: Who are you to be talking?

Kago: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!