By: Selim
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Roy x Ed
Summary: Captured by scientist with plans to develop an advanced alchemist society, Edward is forced to face trials that seem out of his world – and he doesn't even know it!
Warnings: MPREG, Yaoi, and other goodies. Notice, italics within Experiment Log is still the story, but an overview of Ed's behavior, both physical and mental.
Thank you: (FF) Haganeko, CloudKitsune17, Mikayasha, TheSiner, Houseprodigy, Love Psycho, Zion, E.Mahiru, GcBella17, HC, Anayokari, Cold-crescent-moon, DeElric, Mandaface, YaoiFan87, InuyashanKkagomerlovers, KaiPhoenix, Niki-Uni, PatrioticPuppy, QuitexSoul, The Lady Morana, Bar-Ohki (AFF) Annieme, Radcat, Bookworm51485, Lilith, Amethyst-eyed Koneko, Nusku, bloodyrose, Gghang, and Anonymous Sister of the Author
"And a dash of parsley..." Ed hummed as he dropped his freshly chopped seasoning into his sauce. It smelled delicious! Grinning from ear to ear, the short blond man stood on his tip toes to dry out the rest of the seasoning he'd chopped. This would prove to Roy that he could cook! Snickering he went to the sink to dry his hands just as the front door was opened and a little dark haired boy rushed in followed by the calm general. "Welcome back!" Ed smiled.
"Cooking again, Full Metal? Didn't you learn from the last time? Hurting little Riley." Roy smirked.
"Mommy, yuk!" Riley stuck out his tongue. Ed scowled. Sure, the last time he cooked they had to rush Roy to the hospital for possible food poisoning since the general had been forced to eat a good chunk of the meat loaf. They were lucky that Riley had only picked at the food rather than ate it. "Daddy!" The little boy grabbed Roy's pant leg.
Ed snorted. "Oi! Give my food a chance! This time I know it's right! But you little man, where's my kiss?" He bent his knees to stare directly at his two-year-old son. Riley's face lit up as he rushed forward to wrap his arms around his 'mother'. "You shouldn't be calling me 'Full Metal', Mustang."
"Edwina doesn't sound right."
"Doesn't matter," Ed turned back to his thickening sauce. "What matters is that I get to keep Riley. If it means having to kill Edward Elric and be Edwina Mustang, I'll do it. I just don't want some ass- er, I mean a jerk to find out what you did for me."
Roy smiled and took Riley's hand, dragging him from the cook. "Let's go get something to settle our tummies for later." He urged. Ed hissed at the both of them, but didn't move from the stove. Golden eyes softened when Roy was completely out of the room. Leaning forward, he placed his hands on his slightly swollen stomach and smiled.
"Bedtime story-!" Riley cried as he dragged over an exceptionally large book towards his bed. Ed pulled his legs up and made himself comfortable against the wall as his son curled into his lap with his book. "Mama read the wolf!" He skimmed through the pages until he stopped at 'The Wolf and the Seven Kids'. Ed stared over the pages. Halfway through the large book.
"Is this what daddy reads you at bedtime?" He asked. Usually he read the smaller ones with less...complicated words. Something this bulky, child fairy tales or not, was not made for children.
"Uh huh." Riley sat up, settling himself between his mommy's legs, propping the book as he mouthed the words as he remembered them. Kissing his son's head, Ed eased himself into the story – listening to his son's input as he added his own such as-
"That wolf lied: do we ever do that?"
"Do you let strange people in the house that claim to be mommy?"
"We only lock Al out of the house." He earned a glare from his little brother who was in the adjacent room doing his homework. Down the hall was Ed and Roy's room. From there he could hear the laughter from the general, the man obviously listening in on Ed's lecture. "'...and that was the end of the greedy wolf.' The end." Ed kissed his son's head as the boy tried to conceal a yawn. "Bedtime." He tucked his listless son beneath the quilt. Snuggled deep, Riley asked for a kiss before allowing his mom to leave with only the cry to leave the door cracked. Smiling, Ed tilted his head into Alphonse's room, smiling at his brother. "Trouble with your school work?"
"Naw. Just trying to make it look like someone my age would write it."
"Leave it the way it is, Al. Don't be ashamed of who you are." Ed smiled. "Besides- if they claim you plagiarized I'll kick their asses!"
Al raised his hands defensively, shouting out, "don't do that, Ed! You're in enough trouble as is!"
"Hm." Ed shook his head. "Tell me if he comes out of his room."
"Okay." Ed started down the hall and into his and Roy's room. The general was changing into night clothes. Wrapping his arms around the general's built chest, opening the man's shirt to touch perked nipples. "Undressing for me?"
"Not on your life." The general shuddered but his fingers abandoned the buttons of his shirt to clasp Ed's cool fingers. "Riley in bed?"
"Struggling to sleep." Ed reasoned, leaning his lower body upwards towards the general. "I have something I need to tell you." The general nodded before continuing to remove his shirt as Ed wandered into the bathroom, dropping his long hair from the restricting ponytail it'd been in. "I went to the doctor today."
A grunt as the dresser drawer was forced open. "Which one?" They had several. Between Riley's physicians and Ed's scientist it was hard to get anything straight. The blond had decided to keep the uterus in him, leaving it somewhat inactive with just enough hormones a month to keep his body from rejecting the bundle of organs. They had just recently been bringing up the question whether to give up or try again. Either way Ed was more than ready to rid himself of all female parts saying the hormones were making his chest swell again.
"Hudson." Ah. Her. "I...switched my dosage plan." Ed turned around, staring at Roy with large eyes. The general jerked back. He knew what Ed did. Fuck. "I can stop taking the pills though-! I'm not going to force you into anything!"
Roy glanced over his shoulder, his voice even. "Then why did you change without my approval?"
"...I want to have another baby." Ed hummed. "Riley's going to be all past his cute ages in a few years and then I'll have another Al."
"Al's cute in his own ways." Roy joked. Down the hall, said teen yelled that he could hear them. Door shut, the two fell into whispers. Ed left the small bathroom, brushing his long hair as Roy slid his pants down while looking for his usual sleepwear. "Besides a baby cries all the time. Do you really want to go through all that again?"
"I guess you're against this."
"Not really." Roy took a seat on the bed, still in his underwear. Ed couldn't hide his giggle. "I'm just wondering if we go through with it again am I going to have to starve and never bathe again?"
"You can do that if you want but if you miss two baths in a row I'm throwing you out." Ed leaned his head forward, eager for a kiss. Roy smiled and complied, pressing his lips lovingly to the blond's as he pushed Ed back. Wrapping his arms around Roy's neck, Ed grinned. The general was already hard and pressing into his stomach. "Are you going to take me now, old man?"
The general smirked. "I suppose we could wait." His hand moved into the blond's loose fitting pants. Ed's cock hardened at his touch.
"I was joking! Joking!" Ed cried, thrusting up to Roy's hand. The colonel smirked, rubbing the tip of Ed's penis. His hand moved down to the base. Roy's other hand dragged down thin pants tortuously as he released Ed's manhood. The blond thrust his pelvis up. Teasingly, the general ran his tongue over the blond before he took the tip in his mouth. Just daring Ed to look away. Golden eyes darkened. Grabbing the blanket, Ed coiled away, unsure if he wanted to thrust into the moist cavern or flee from it as his orgasm seemed eminent. "Hyahh..." He gasped, wincing. "Roy-!" He arched as he came, embarrassed that the littlest of stimulation caused such a quick reaction.
"Get on your hands and knees." Roy ordered as he rummaged through the bedside table, pulling out an unopened jar of Vaseline he'd purchased just for the occasion. Ed glared over his shoulder. "I was planning on having you tonight one way or another," Roy explained while scooping out a generous amount of the fatty substance. Running his fingers down Ed's crack, he toyed around the puckered entrance. Pressing his index finger in, he brought his free hand up, bringing it under Ed's shirt to tweak swelling nipples.
Moaning, Ed thrust his back upwards. "Just fuck me."
Pushing in another finger, Roy brushed the tips over that bundle of nerves. "I will when I feel like it. Maybe I'll leave you like this and go jack off in that bathroom."
"Oh...don't..." Ed's upper body lowered, leaving his bottom in the air. His short legs spread wider, giving the general a good view of his stretched, slicked portal. Pressing in a third finger, Roy leaned down to kiss the blond's tail bone. Pulling away, he stared down at the beautiful sight of Ed. A half buttoned shirt hanging loosely off his tiny frame. Blond hair trailing in front, hidden by sharp shoulder blades. His bare bottom, spread showing his pink portal that dripped gallops of Vaseline. Just inviting Roy to pillage.
While he was watching his hand had strayed to his erection that was escaping the confines of his briefs. Precum dripped down his hand and he couldn't help but rub himself. Golden eyes were watching him with pink cheeks. Pulling his briefs down, Roy wrapped his arms around Ed's hips, thrusting his hips teasingly into Ed's bottom, never once penetrating. Ed moaned, his hand working his cock slowly. It all became too much as Roy thrust into Ed. "Oh, you feel so tight, Ed." He started thrusting into the smaller male.
"Ah! Ah!" Ed cried, moving his hips as his thighs cramped. His body raised a little more off the bed as his inner sanctum tightened around Roy, repelling against his entrance. "Hyah-!" Ed tugged on the sheets, his hand working his cock moving faster than before, trying to bring himself to his climax. Grabbing the blond's hips, Roy slammed roughly into the bundle of nerves, pushing Ed forward by sheer force. The bed creaked as the two moved together until Ed moaned Roy's name to the ceiling. With one last shove into Ed's body, Roy groaned as he came before collapsing. That was perfect, the colonel moaned as he and Ed collapsed into the bed.
Lazily, Roy removed the blond's shirt, using it to clean them both and the sheets as well as they could. It wouldn't be the first time they slept in their own mess and (personally) Roy found it an endearing mark on his property. Kissing Ed's neck, the two held each other. "I didn't think this would work." Ed finally whispered, hoarsely.
"Why?"
"When you said the government would let me keep Riley if I paraded as a woman, I thought you were just being an idiot. But...it's actually working. I don't mind being a Mustang as much I did. It...feels nice."
"Oh? Being 'married' to me works?"
"Oh yes." Ed smiled. "I own you. Whatever I say, you do. You're my bitch. It's awesome." The blond grinned. "Besides, Riley gets a somewhat normal life. Sure he will always identify mommy with a male that has to hide as a woman in public...but...he gets a mommy and a daddy in the eyes of the state. He's not in a prison cell living for test experiments...so...I don't mind it."
Roy kissed Ed's temple. "Edward 'Edwina' Mustang."
"Roy, the bastard, Mustang." Ed glared.
"Mama! Mama!" The two in bed pulled apart as the bedroom door was thrown open and Riley rushed in, climbing into the bed. "Monster!" The child sobbed.
Climbing out of bed, Ed pulled on one of Roy's longer shirts and picked up his son to take him back to his room. Roy followed close behind, dressed in loose trousers from his dresser. He leaned against the door frame, watching Ed tuck Riley in the bead and try to reason that there were no monsters in the house. The two, Riley and Ed, lay in the bed. Unable to help himself anymore, Roy leaned a bit. "I love you, Full Metal."
Ed blinked. "Who could ever love a man like you." He turned his head, but his tone stated otherwise. "Good night...Experiment B." His voice held mock.
"Come and join me after he's asleep, Experiment A." Roy smirked before leaving the hall. Ed's voice echoed down the hall in a pleasant hum.
"I love you, Roy."