Thank you all for reading my fic. I've hope you've all enjoyed it. Sadly, this is the last chapter. But don't worry, I got another fic coming real soon.
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Chapter 8: The Aftermath
We were all back at my house after the destruction of that evil contract. My parents were both knocked out from the pink sugar hearts. It shouldn't be long till they regain consciousness. When that happens, Michiru and I plan to tell them the truth. This should be interesting. I just hope my mom forget where she keeps that sword of hers. If not, the others are all here to protect us. They won't let any harm befall us. Slowly, my parents start to wake up. Well, it's now or never.
"Mom, dad, how are you two feeling?" I asked them.
"I think I'm alright." My mom said.
"I just got a major headache." Dad joked. Funny how he's able to tell jokes at a time like this.
"Um, there's something me and Michiru need to tell you guys. Please don't be mad." I told them.
"What is it dear?" My mom asked. I looked over to Michiru for moral support. She nods and holds my hand gently. I nod back at her and gently squeeze her hand.
"Mom, dad, Michiru's my girlfriend." There, it was finally out.
"I love your daughter very much!" Michiru added. For some strange reason, my parents look very happy about this.
"Um, are you two alright?" I asked.
"Oh coarse I'm alright! Your confession will help me with my confession!" She said. Now I was confused.
"And my confession too!" Dad adds. Now I'm really confused. What could they possibly confess?
"What confession?" I asked.
"I'm a lesbian!" Mom says.
"I'm gay too!" Dad adds. Now I was really shocked. I could feel my jaw hitting the floor. Did they say what I thought I heard? Did my homophobic parents just say they were gay? Has the world gone mad? My mom walks over to Usagi.
"You know, Usagi-chan, you're rather cute." She said and gives Usagi a big kiss one the lips, with tongue and everything. Everyone looks the same now, shocked. My dad walks over to Mamoru.
"I love you, Mamo-chan!" He says and passionately kisses him. One thing I want to know is why the hell are they gay all of a sudden?
"It seems all the pink sugar hearts reversed their personalities." Ami explained, "I thought it would just turn them from homophobic to gay loving, not homophobic to gay." Well that explains it, I guess. Now I'm just wondering how long it will last for.
The next day, my parents get another wonderful idea.
"Oh Haruka, Michiru-san!" My mom said, "Today's such a wonderful day! Why don't we all head out to the gay district?" Wow, I can't believe my mom just suggested that. Well normally I avoid the gay district, but today I figured I should go just to keep my suddenly gay parents out of trouble.
We arrive at the gay district that afternoon. It seems that as soon as we got there, I was surrounded by guys.
"Hey there cutie!" One said, "I haven't seen you before. What's your name?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?" Another asked.
"Can I be your boyfriend?" Yet another asked. God this was annoying. I knew there was a reason I avoided the gay district. Well, I guess I should tell them the truth.
"I'm Haruka Tenoh. I'm a girl by the way. I already got a girlfriend too." I wrap my arm around Michiru and pull her in to embrace her. The guys look disappointed with the truth.
"No way!" One said.
"Damn it!" One curse.
"Why are all the cute ones girls?" One asked. Hum, maybe it's because your taste in men is so feminine. My mom approaches them.
"Don't worry!" She told them, "I'm sure you'll all find a boyfriend one day." Funny, just yesterday she would have said, 'If all the cute ones are girls, then why don't you just marry one?' Funny how people can change over night.
"If you boys want, I can be your boyfriend!" My dad told them. No offence dad, but I don't think you're their type.
"Um, you're not my type." One of the guys said. The rest nodded. How did I know that was coming? My mom grabs mine and Michiru's shoulders.
"Come on girls! Why don't we got have our own fun while my husband flirts." She said I dragged us off. Oh God, what kind of 'fun' is she talking about.
Fifteen minutes later, my mom has us sitting right in front of the stage at a lesbian strip club.
"Yeah, this is more like it!" My mom yells as the stripper on stage rips her bra off. My mom hoots and hollers. Funny, normally I'd be the one doing that, but with my mom here, I'm to embarrassed to do anything.
"Cheer up Haruka," Michiru told me, "this isn't that bad. That stripper is actually pretty hot." I turned to Michiru in shock.
"You're not cheating on me with a stripper are you?" I asked. I knew she wasn't, but this was pretty fun. Jokes like this usually improve our bedtime.
"Nah, she's not my type." She said, "Want to know what my type is?" She leans in closer to me. I put an arm around her.
"I already got a good idea what your type is." I told her. I leaned to her and place a kiss on her lip. The kiss grows more passionate. It could have gone further until a loud hoot erupts from the crowd. We both look up to see my mom dancing on stage with the stripper, removing her clothes.
"Mom!" I yelled at her. She turns to me and Michiru.
"Come on you two, join in the fun!" She pulls us both on stage and unbuttons my shirt. Lots of femmes in the crowd start hooting.
"Take it off!" One yells. So some how, both me and Michiru end up dancing on stage, completely naked.
The next day, we all wake up early to see my parents off. Thank God they're leaving today. I don't think I could stand another night with them around. Finally Michiru and I can continue on with our sex lives. My mom hugs and kisses us all.
"Take care you guys." She said, "I'll let you know when I get a girlfriend."
"And I'll let you know when I get a boyfriend." Dad added. Hum, can anyone even handle my gay parents? Would they ever find love? Oh well wasn't my problem. We all wave as they drive off. Michiru then turns to me.
"Well that was interesting." She said. I nodded.
"Who would have thought my parents would end up gay?"
"Not me." Setsuna said, "I honestly think they were scarier gay then homophobic."
"I think they're scary both ways." Michiru said. I think she's having memories about mom's sword.
"Well, take it from me," I said, "They're just scary parents."
The End!
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