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156.) Ask him in an odd voice, "Do you have a MySpace? If you do, add me." – oh.so.sirius

157.) Give him Hair Growing for Dummies

158.) Go up to him and say "You smell like sunshine dust!"

159.) Follow him around all day singing "I've got a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, and it goes a little like this" (repeat over and over)

160.) Ask him to Avada Kedavra you and when he does, hold a mirror in front of you so it rebounds.

161.) Say you're going to give him a piece of toast, but the Toast could be my incredibly evil bird... it would bite him and make him bleed like it has done to me numerous times.

– Genairco Girl

162.) go to Rita Skeeter and have the two of you plot this wonderfully evil and funny plan in which she interviews you as you pretend to be Voldy. Interview as follows

R: So, Voldy lets get right to it, how is it to be defeated by a teenage boy who is not only a TEENAGE boy but a very hot one who has a real love life that does NOT include a married woman that's addicted to plastic surgeons and fake boobs. I mean really now Voldy, at least Hermione's are real!

V/You: Oh its all right, I don't really date Narcissa. I'm really a big fan of PlayWIZARD magazine. It features all of these wonderful pics of teen boys-it's so perfect for a pedophile like me. Especially sine I'm a girl! And I love those pics of Draco, I do hope Cissy doesn't mind I'm lusting after her son although I know he thinks I'm creepy freak just like all my followers and every other human and creature!

R: Well since Cissy is really boy I guess it may work out!

V/You: She's a boy! Oh goody goody goody! Now we get it one again! -HannibalRising-FangirlTeenHL

163.) Make him listen to showtunes nonstop for 24 hours.

164.) Dye his skin pink with purple polka dots

165.) Show him apicture of Hiroshima and Nagasaki before and after the atom bomb. Then say "Now, do you really want to try to kill Muggles?"

-RonsBabyJediBenchwarmerSavvy

166.) Use the Full-Body Bind on Voldemort and stand him in front of a computer playing the Llama song. Leave him there until a Death Eater finds him. Make sure not to tell the Death Eaters where he is. –anonymous (Colleen)

167.) Write a fanfiction where Voldy is paired with the most disgusting, evil, foul, annoying, pink MarySue ever. Then read it out loud to him. Slowly. With a very high pitched voice for him, and a low pitched voice for the MarySue.

168.) Follow him around all day singing the "FUN" song from SpongeBob. F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for Ukulele! N is for nose picking chewing gum and sand licking here in the deep blue sea!

169.) Drop random things on his head, then say in a spooky voice "God is aiming at you!"

170.) Throw water on him to see if he melts. Optional: put a Grindylow in the water.

171.) Have random clown dolls appear randomly in the Evil Lair. They should all have creepy grins and insane giggles and those little plastic daisies that squirt water.

172.) Throw random fresh fruit at him, or attack him with a pointed stick.

173.) Ask him if his lip gloss is poppin. ­–Boomerang Fish

174.) Next time he is planning to kill Harry at a meeting, scold him like a mother would and tell him to go sing the barney song (i love you..) to Harry and apoligise, sream hystericlly at the top of your lungs untill he does. –Tonks not Nymphadora

A/N: I just changed my pen name to Boomerang Fish, but in the old chapters it still says my old pen name. Until I get around to editing them, it will stay that way. Sorry for any confusion I might have caused. And has anyone else seen the trailer for Order of the Phoenix. IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!