Author's note: Okay. This fanfic is something I recently thought of. I really loved 'Scooby Doo Meets the Boo Brothers' as a kid and watched it all the time, so I figured that I'd do a spoof of that movie starring different characters. At the end of each chapter, I'll inform you guys on who's playing who when they first make their respective appearance in the story.
Also keep in mind that because I don't know the movie off by heart (but I know most of it), so some of the phrases will be edited a bit.
Well, here it goes!
Chapter One: The Drive
(Country Road)
The sun was shining brightly down on a country road as a lone jeep drove along it. The look of this country road made it seem like it would be hard to navigate, but luckily, the three people inside the jeep knew exactly where they were going.
"Oy! Tiny, yer holding the map upside-down, mate!"
…Okay, never mind…
The driver of the jeep looked like a cross between a dingo and a crocodile, and was having a hard time trying to keep his eyes on the road and the map his friend in the passenger seat was holding. Said person in the passenger seat was a gigantic, orange tiger, whom was looking at a roadmap with a confused expression. The third person in the back seat of the jeep was a female bandicoot with blonde hair done into a ponytail.
"Hey, Tiny?" The hybrid asked. "How far is it to the Koopa Road turnoff?"
"In minute, Dingodile." The tiger, Tiny, replied, trying to look over the map.
"Isn't this great, Dingodile?" The bandicoot asked, leaning forward to look at Dingodile.
"You've inherited your very own mansion!"
"Yeah, Ah know, Coco." Dingodile nodded. "It IS kinda neat."
"It's too bad about your uncle, though." Coco added, sighing. "The way you described him, he sounded like an okay guy."
"Eh, Ah never really saw him all that much." Dingodile admitted. "But yeah, those times he visited were good."
"Well, I wonder why he left the mansion to you." Coco scratched her head. "I mean, didn't he have any closer relatives?"
"In all honesty, Ah don't know." Dingodile shrugged. "But Ah'm not complaining. We'll see if the mansion's in good shape." He looked at Tiny, whom was still fumbling with the map. "If we could just get there. Oy, Tiny! Quit playing around and find the road, will ya?"
"Tiny looking! Tiny looking!" Tiny insisted as he kept searching. "Stupid map…"
"Uh…Here, let me help you, Tiny." Coco offered as she leaned over and helped Tiny search.
Dingodile looked ahead and saw that they were starting to run out of road. He knew that the turnoff was on this road, but he didn't know where. "Come on! Come on! Where's Koopa Road?" He asked.
"Okay, okay!" Tiny said before finally seeing something. "Hmm…Here we go…" Tiny leaned out the window and pointed off down a road. "There road, Dingodile!"
"Okay! Hold on tight, people!" Dingodile said. "Cause here we go!"
Dingodile turned down the road and continued driving. However, within a few minutes, the three found that the road and weather had changed from smooth and sunny to rough and dark. The road wasn't paved, and was proving to be a bumpy ride. And if that weren't enough, the trees along each side of the road were covering up everything, making it dark out. And the trees weren't lush and full, either. They were scraggly and bent, yet still kept all of their leaves.
"Uh…Are ya SURE that this is the right road, Tiny?" Dingodile asked, looking around at the creepy scenery.
"Yeah…Tiny think so…" Tiny mused as he continued to read the map.
"Let me see that." Dingodile said, leaning over and looking at the map.
Unfortunately, this meant that Dingodile had to take his eyes off the road, and he was still driving. Dingodile rammed into a sign post, knocking it over and shaking everyone in the jeep. Dingodile took his foot off the gas and the jeep came to a stop.
"Oy…Ah think we're lost…" Dingodile mused, his head stuck in between the steering wheel bars. "Hey, Coco? Can ya give me a hand?"
"Coming." Coco said as she climbed into the front seat and pushed Dingodile's head through the steeling wheel, freeing him.
"Thanks a lot." Dingodile sighed in relief. "Okay. Now let's take a look at that map, Tiny." Getting no response, Dingodile looked to his right and saw that Tiny was no longer in the jeep. "Tiny?"
"Tiny?" Coco asked. "Where are you?"
Suddenly, the hood on the jeep opened and Tiny stuck his head out. He flashed a toothy grin.
"How'd ya get under there?" Dingodile asked, surprised at how Tiny could get under the hood in such a short amount of time.
"Search Tiny." Tiny shrugged.
"Well, where's the roadmap?"
Tiny held up the roadmap, or rather a blackened corner of it. "Right here!" He said as the corner crumbled in his hand.
"Oh, grand." Dingodile sighed as Tiny got out of the hood and walked over to the door of the jeep. "Now we're really lost, mates. What could be worse?"
"It could be raining." Tiny suggested helpfully.
As if on cue, lightning and thunder struck, causing an instant downpour of rain. Tiny instantly leapt into the jeep and wrapped himself around Dingodile, shivering.
"This could take a while." Coco muttered.
(Later…)
After Tiny was finally settled down, the jeep was back on the road, this time in the pouring rain. Dingodile unfortunately had no way of knowing where to go, but he figured that they were on the right road anyway, so he kept pressing on.
Unfortunately, Dingodile drove through a patch of mud and slowed down to avoid slipping. This cause the back tires to stick in the mud and prevent the jeep from going any further.
"Ah, great. It's just one thing after another." Dingodile sighed. "Well, it looks like someone's gonna have ta get out and push."
Tiny sat in silence for a few seconds before leaping into the backseat and cowering underneath a blanket. Coco sighed. "I'll take Tiny out there and we'll both do it."
"Ya sure?" Dingodile asked. "Tiny and Ah can do it."
"I'm not qualified to drive, Dingodile." Coco replied with a chuckle. "It's okay. We'll get this done quickly." With that, Coco looked into the backseat. "Come on, Tiny. Let's go."
Tiny felt a little better knowing that someone was going out with him and nodded. "Okay." He said.
Tiny and Coco stepped out of the jeep and walked to the back of it to attempt to push it out of the mud.
"Okay, we're ready, Dingodile!" Coco called out.
"Got it! When Ah say 'heave', start pushing!" Dingodile said.
Coco pressed herself against the back of the jeep and prepared to push. Tiny was about to follow suite when he saw two huge arms reach into view and grab the back of the jeep as well. Tiny curiously looked up.
A huge, brown ape with a red tie was staring down at him. As if to add some more horror, lightning and thunder struck.
Seeing the monster, Tiny recoiled in fear.
"3…2…1…Heave!"
Tiny quickly pushed at the jeep, shoving it clear out of the mud. Coco, unprepared for this, fell face first into the mud.
Coco slowly got up, unknowing of the huge ape behind her. "Hey, guys! Wait up!"
Tiny pushed the jeep well out of the mud and Dingodile quickly applied the brakes, making Tiny stop, even though he was still trying to push it further.
"Oy! That's enough, Tiny!" Dingodile laughed. "Cool it!"
"Man, Tiny! Your strength never ceases to amaze me." Coco chuckled as she ran over.
"Get in jeep, Coco!" Tiny said as he picked Coco up, rushed over to the side door of the jeep and threw her in. Tiny then jumped into Dingodile's lap and started driving off.
"What the?" Dingodile asked as he tried to see around Tiny. "Tiny, Ah can't see!"
As the jeep drove off, the brown ape scratched its head before jogging off after it.
Meanwhile, Tiny continued to drive the jeep down the dirt road, despite the protests coming from the person he was currently sitting on.
"Tiny, get off me." Dingodile moaned.
"Monster following us! Monster following us!" A terrified Tiny shouted repeatedly.
Several feet back, a police car suddenly pulled into view, sirens blazing. The police caught up to the jeep as the driver, a little man with a long, red mustache, grabbed the microphone.
"Okay, varmint!" The officer said. "Just pull that thing over to the side of the road there, kitty!…KITTY?"
In complete shock, the officer lost control of his car, driving it straight into a nearby sign. The officer pulled his car out and backed up towards the jeep, which had stopped. Tiny, seeing the police car, got off Dingodile's lap and back into the passenger seat. The officer got a good look and saw the huge cat sitting in the passenger seat.
"I gotta get off the night shift." The officer said, rubbing his eyes. After he was finished, he got out of the car and walked over. By now, it had stopped raining.
"Uh…Hey, officer. What seems to be the trouble?" Dingodile asked.
"Trouble? Oh, no trouble." The officer said. "I was just in the area and was making sure that you weren't driving in an irresponsible manner…Let me see yer license, boy!"
"Uh…Yes, sir." Dingodile nodded, handing the officer his driver's license.
"Nice going, Tiny." Coco said. "You might have gotten Dingodile in a heap of trouble."
Tiny's ears drooped. "Tiny sorry."
The officer looked at the card for a second. "Oh! From out of state, huh? Well, what are ya doing down here, ya varmint!" He asked.
"We're lookin' fer the Koopa Mansion and we sorta got lost." Dingodile replied. "Could ya please give us some directions?"
"Hmm…There ain't nobody living at Koopa Manor now that the Colonel's passed on." The officer replied. "Whaddya need ta go there for?"
"Well, the Colonel was mah uncle." Dingodile said. "And he left me the place."
The officer laughed in disbelief. "Left YOU the place?" He asked.
"Could you please tell us if we're close, sir?" Dingodile asked.
"Yeah, just down the road a piece." The officer informed. "But let me give you this piece of advice, boy. You'd best get back to where you come from. There ain't nothing there that's worth your while. In fact, the people say that there place is haunted."
"H-Haunted?" Tiny asked before passing out.
Coco, on the other hand, seemed more interested. "Did you say 'haunted'?" She asked excitedly. "Oh, boy!"
"Calling Sheriff Sam." The radio in the police car said. "Calling Sheriff Sam."
The officer walked over to the car and picked up the radio. "Sheriff Sam here." He said. "Go ahead."
"We need you down here right away!" The voice on the other end replied. "A train bound for Kongo Jungle got de-railed earlier today and now there's a huge ape running around all over creation!"
"An ape? Why that smackin', rackin', frackin'…" Sam said as he got into the car. "I'll be right over!"
Before driving off, Sam looked at the jeep one more time. "I'll let you off with a warning, boy. Consider yourself lucky." He said. "In fact, you'd be even luckier to stay away from Koopa Manor altogether. They say that place is full of ghosts…"
The three friends in the jeep did a simultaneous gulp as Sheriff Sam drove away, sirens blazing again.
To be continued…
Characters' Parts:
Tiny Tiger (Crash Bandicoot) is playing Scooby Doo's role
Dingodile (Crash Bandicoot) is playing Shaggy's role
Coco Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot) is playing Scrappy Doo's role
Donkey Kong (grown larger than Tiny, of course) is playing the ape's role
Yosemite Sam (Looney Toons) is playing Sheriff Buzby's role
Keep in mind that these characters will simply be filling the roles of the characters from the movie. And I'll probably add a few new scenes (as well as throw in some DingodilexCoco at the same time) that weren't in the movie to begin with.