Ninja Chatroom!
Based on the famous anime "Naruto"
A/N: Yay! I love your reviews! You guys are the best!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or the characters. I just own the chatroom.
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Users
Naruto...ramenfox
Sasuke...revenge
Sakura...Sasuke#1Fan
Ino...BeautifulNinja
Shikamaru...ShikaNinja
Hinata...Hinata
Kiba...DogsKiba
Gaara...Die or else...
Rock Lee...I.Rock.
Kakashi...Kakashi
Gai...Gai
Iruka...Iruka
BeautifulNinja signed on
ShikaNinja signed on
revenge signed on
ShikaNinja: Hey, guys, I could've sworn that I heard a duck tell a joke
revenge: Huh?
ShikaNinja: Okay, this duck was quacking at a group of ducks, and then after a split second, all the ducks went mental! It looked just like a duck stand-up comedy!
BeautifulNinja: Err...no comment?
revenge: Whoa, that's like so cool! So where'd it happen?
BeautifulNinja: o.O
ShikaNinja: In my backyard, of all the places in the world!
revenge: Whoa
BeautifulNinja: So, Sasuke, how was your training yesterday?
revenge: How'd you know I was training?
BeautifulNinja: ...so, how was it?
revenge: Easy?
BeautifulNinja: Oh, that's cool
revenge: Sure
BeautifulNinja: So, you don't like Sakura, right?
revenge: Um, yeah
BeautifulNinja: OMG, thank you so much!
revenge: Hey, there's this girl who keeps bothering me, what should I do?
BeautifulNinja: Well, just think of a random excuse. Like, my mom is kicking me off
revenge: Oh, okay
revenge: My mom is kicking me off
revenge: bye
revenge signed off
BeautifulNinja: Wha?!
ShikaNinja: Hey, I have a question, but it's kinda stupid
BeautifulNinja: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
ShikaNinja: Okay, then forget about what I was going to ask...
Hinata signed on
Hinata: I-I have something to confess
ShikaNinja: Does this have anything to do with liking Naruto?
Hinata: No
BeautifulNinja: Then spit it out
Hinata: People laugh at how I'm different...
ShikaNinja: Well, duh
Hinata: ...But I laugh at how I...
BeautifulNinja???
BeautifulNinja: What do you laugh about?
Hinata: I laugh at...
ShikaNinja: What?
BeautifulNinja: What?
Hinata: How I fart
BeautifulNinja: wtf
ShikaNinja: How troublesome
BeautifulNinja: ...Okay...
BeautifulNinja signed off
Hinata signed off
ShikaNinja: Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected
Ryan Seacrest: I'm with you on that
ShikaNinja: ...not another of you people.
Ryan Seacrest: Hey, this is a chatroom
ShikaNinja: Wait, are you seriously Ryan Seacrest?
Ryan Seacrest: Well, who else would I be?
ShikaNinja: Err...this is a "Ninja Chatroom"...but it's only for Konoha Village.
Ryan Seacrest: Didn't you go to my fansite? Konoha Village is my homeland.
ShikaNinja: Okay, first off, if I went to yer fansite...that'd be gross. And second, wtf
Ryan Seacrest: I'm gross?
ShikaNinja: Err, well, for a guy yes
Ryan Seacrest: wtf, AND I WENT HERE TO FIND GIRLS!
Ryan Seacrest signed off
Die or else signed on
ShikaNinja: ...Maybe I should be leaving now...
Die or else: What a drag
ShikaNinja: Wait, that's what I say!
Die or else: No, you say, "Troublesome"
ShikaNinja: I SAY BOTH TROUBLESOME AND WHAT A DRAG
Die or else: Since when?
ShikaNinja: For as long as I can remember
Die or else: Yesterday?
ShikaNinja: ...yeah.
ShikaNinja: ...
ShikaNinja: ...
ShikaNinja: So...Would you want to live forever?
Die or else: No, I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever
ShikaNinja: ...wtf?
ChojiSkinny signed on
ChojiSkinny: Hi
ShikaNinja: So you finally signed on?
ShikaNinja: Seriously, you spend most of your time eating, that you have no time to go on the chatroom.
ChojiSkinny: ...
ChojiSkinny: I have a confession
Die or else: What a drag
ShikaNinja: o.O
ChojiSkinny: Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff
ShikaNinja: I thought you didn't care whether yer fat or not
ChojiSkinny: I care about my dietary problems
Die or else: Hey, I wonder how many men it takes to open beer
ShikaNinja: One?
Die or else: Wrong
Die or else: The answer is none, because it should be opened once she gives it to you
ChojiSkinny: wtf
Die or else: ...
Die or else: You're supposed to say "lol"
ChojiSkinny: Oh, right!
ChojiSkinny: That was just so hilarious, lol
Die or else: Shikamaru...You didn't think it was...funny?
ShikaNinja: Err, oh, right, I'm supposed to say lol
ShikaNinja: lol
ChojiSkinny: Hey, why isn't Santa Claus ever a women? Seriously, it's like threatening men
ShikaNinja: I know!
ShikaNinja: I mean
ShikaNinja: Men can't pack a bag
Die or else: They wouldn't be caught dead wearing red velvet
ChojiSkinny: They'd feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves
ShikaNinja: Well, I don't know about you, but men don't answer their mail
Die or else: One important thing
Die or else: The "ho, ho, ho" thing doesn't give you an ability to pick up women
ChojiSkinny: wtf
ShikaNinja: wtf
DogsKiba signed on
DogsKiba: The most awesome thing happened!
Die or else: What?
ChojiSkinny: What?
ShikaNinja: What?
DogsKiba: My mom said, "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day."
DogsKiba: I might just forget about Akamaru!
ShikaNinja: ARE YOU FRIGGIN CRAZY?
ShikaNinja: YOU DON'T THROW A DOG INTO A COFFIN AND FORGET ABOUT IT!
ShikaNinja: YOU SPEND THE REST OF YER DARN LIFE, UNTIL YOU DIE, VISITING THAT DARN GRAVEYARD
DogsKiba: Whoa, Shika
DogsKiba: I never thought you had intense feelings for my dog
ShikaNinja: O.O
DogsKiba: Well, I gotta go, I'm going to teach my new dog how to do Dopplegangers!
DogsKiba signed off
ShikaNinja signed off
ChojiSkinny: Uh, maybe I should leave, too
ChojiSkinny signed off
Die or else: Here lies Sam Shay
Die or else: Smoked six pack a day
Die or else: He started smoking since he was one
Die or else: Now he's one dead son - of - a - gun.
Sasuke#1Fan: wtf
Sasuke#1Fan signed off
Die or else signed off