Zophise Goes to Jusenkyo

I'm back from Italy!!! Yay! throws souvenirs I missed wonderful America… And Happy New Year's to all! I did write some of my story on the plane, but it's gonna take my forever to type it out… Anyways, I got bored and decided to throw another innocent Gash Bell character into a Ranma ½ situation. This time for a oneshot. I know this is short. It was fun to write, though… Even if it is retarded. And why Zophise isn't doing the spiffy flying… Well… Let's say he got his license taken away.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything here, not Zophise, not Jusenkyo, not anything.

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"Koko, remind me how we got into this mess," said Zophise, trudging along.

"We were going to the grocery store," said a possessed Koko, sidestepping a pool of water.

"DAMN THAT IDIOT IN THE STUPID YELLOW BANDANA! I KNEW ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS WAS A BAD IDEA!!" Zophise shrieked.

"Please, customer, calm down please! We almost out of Jusenkyo!" said the man they had threatened into to helping them, known in other places as the Jusenkyo Guide.

"Well, I'm glad someone knows where we are," said Zophise… "AUGH!! Blahhhhgrgllleeee!" Zophise had fallen into a spring.

"AIYAAAAA!!!!" the Guide screamed.

Koko turned toward the man wearing a puzzled expression.

"Customer fall in Spring of Drowned Toaster! Is horrible!" he said.

Koko looked at the Guide, waiting for Zophise to resurface. "Is that bad?" she asked.

"Yes! Whoever fall in spring take form of whatever drown there last! Is very, very tragic legend! Guide drop brand new toaster in spring last Thursday! Two hundred American dollar on sale! Very tragic!" the Guide answered.

The toaster who was formerly Zophise bobbed up to the surface.

"Very tragic," said Koko, reeling in Zophise-the-toaster in by the cord.

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The end. And how does a toaster drown…? Well, it just fell in there.