Yo! It's byakugan user neji and this is my third fic! Well hope u like and review or else. Written by cheese and shocky.

Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto or Blue's Clues.

Naruto and a Random Dude

YOOOOOOOO!!!! Sup people!!!!! Um hi

Naruto: Who are YOU???

Voice: I AM ME

Naruto: (eye twitching) okay then…

Me: Yes that is right you must obey me!

Naruto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: FEAR MY POWER!

Naruto: really who are you?

Me: sa neh (who knows) I LIKE CHEESE!

Naruto: You like…cheese…wow so random.

Me: HEY YOU!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME AND MY CHEEEEEESE????

Naruto: Uh…

Me: NARUTO DE BAKA

Naruto: Stop it! That's not nice! STOP IT!

Me: NO I WILL NEVER

Naruto: Where am I? (Looks around to see unicorns and rainbows.)

Me: Ah you have discovered my wonderful home of me!!!!

Naruto: this is your…home?!

Me: YEAH!!! It's so prettyful no?

Naruto: (shakes head) no it isn't. That unicorn seriously lacks proportion and perspective.

Me: What? How dare you insult my prettyful home? Heh, everyone's a critic.

Naruto: Is this the whole fanfiction?

Me: Ah, Naruto my boy, no of course it isn't! It isn't over until I kill Sasugay!!!

Naruto: OHHHH ok I'll help you with that!!! (goes into fighting stance)

Me: Great! I can now use my one most powerful weapon!!!!

Me: (Slowly reaches into pocket and pulls out…)

Me: MY HANDY DANDY NOTEBOOK!!!!!!!

Naruto: (both eyes twitching) your…handy dandy…notebook?!

Me: Yuppy yup

Naruto: So like are you Steve or something?

Me: Nah I'm Joe. Steve died so like now I'm his replacement.

Naruto: NOOOOOO I HATE YOU JOE!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHH ok lets go

Me: To the place!

Naruto: Yeah!!!!

(Switch scene)

Naruto: Hey look joe theres Sasugay!!!!

Joe: Hey yeah! YO SASUGAY!!!!

Sasugay: YO!!! NARUTO MY MAIN MAN!!!!

Naruto: Shuddup Sas and let's get this over with!!! (pulls out bazooka) FIRRREEEE!!!!

Joe: (pulls out notebook) ON TO VICTORY!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: Yo wattup? I'm this really random dude who the writers of this fanfiction hired to be like the narrator so yeah. OKAY DOKAY well Naruto and Joe killed Sasuke yadda yadda yadda so then everyone lived happily ever after! Okay buhbye all!!!

The end. MUAHAHAHAHA

Review peeps!!!