A/N: This chapter is dedicated to "123456789," who reviewed anonymously (I'm sure you know who you are), for one of the lines by James and Remus! And for a little other bit of stuff… (I'm sure you know which one it is…)
And an answer to iwishiwereathogwarts, Angela's last name is "Divarassi" (I think I said this already in the chapter. Chapter three—the Divination chapter, anyway. Of this story, I mean.)
JP – Oy, Moony!
RL – Go away, Prongs. You know I'm not good at Potions, and if I pass notes in class, I'll fail.
JP – Come on, you made it to N.E.W.T. Potions. Surely you can't be that bad?
RL – Believe me, I can be that bad. Very easily.
JP – You're exaggerating.
RL – I'm not.
JP – Prove it.
RL – Ask Padfoot about "The Aging Potion incident." I'm sure he'll know what you mean.
JP – Oy, Padfoot!
SB – Go away, Prongs.
JP – Come on, that's exactly what Moony said.
SB – Well, at least he has common sense.
JP – That's mean!
SB – Do you actually think I care? Cuz if you do, then you're even dumber than I thought!
JP – Um… no, you probably don't care. And that's even meaner!
SB – …
JP – He told me to ask you about the Aging Potion incident… whatever it is. What is that, anyway?
JP – Um… I'm not sure I like that gleam in your eyes. It means either you're going to play a prank, or…
SB – Hehe…
JP – Uh-oh.
RL – Padfoot, you're scaring Prongs. Don't tell him.
SB – Fine.
RL – Stop sulking, Prongs.
JP – But come on, I want to know!
RL – Well, too bad, because you're not going to find out.
JP – Fine. I'm going to ask Evans out. Hey, Evans!
LE – Do you WANT to get in trouble, Potter?
JP – No. Will you go out with me?
LE – No.
JP – Damn.
LE – You shouldn't ask me out on this piece of parchment that your friends can use and see, Potter. Asking people out is too mature and grown-up for some of the children here to see.
JP – Hey!
LE – Yes, you are included in that count, Potter, but I was talking about Black.
SB – Hey! I'll have you know I'm sixteen!
RL – Don't worry, Padfoot, I'm sure Lily just made a little mistake. A lot of people get your age mixed up with your IQ.
SB – Hey!
LE – Good one, Remus.
RL – Thanks.
JP – Hey! Are you going to go after Evans now, Moony? I'll have you know she's MY girl!
LE – First off, don't talk about me like I'm not here. Second of all, I am NOT a possession! Stop referring to me as such! And third of all, Remus is my friend! Unlike SOME people…
JP – Sorry, Lily flower.
LE – Even though you are incredibly annoying, self-centered, rude, and arrogant, I'll accept your apology, Potter. And don't call me Lily flower.
JP – OK, Lily flower.
LE – You're hopeless.
JP – Thank you.
LE – It wasn't a compliment.
JP – I know.
LE – Argh!
SB – Hey Evans, aren't you in that Slug Club thing Slughorn has?
LE – Hm, yeah… What's it to you, Black?
SB – Just wondering. Isn't Snivel—er, I mean Snape, in the Slug Club thing too?
LE – Were you about to say… er, write "Snivellus?"
SB – No, of course not! What gave you that idea?
LE – Right…
SB – Well, isn't he?
LE – Yes, he is.
JP – No, really!
LE – Yes, really. What's it to you, Potter?
JP – You don't like him, do you?
LE – No. What made you think that?
JP – Well, first of all, you knew he was in the Slug Club with you, which means you must be stalking him, or at least keeping track of where he is at times—
LE – Potter, you are an insufferable prat!
JP – Er… what's that got to do with anything?
LE – ARGH!
JP – Whoa, calm down, Evans!
LE – I hate you, Potter.
SB – I think you just broke his heart, Evans.
LE – Do I look like I care?
SB – Ouch.
RL – That's harsh.
LE – Whatever. Just tell him I'm not dating Snape, nor do I have any kind of fancy for him. Or maybe you can just tell the prat that I do like Snape, like a revenge of some sorts.
RL – Then Prongs… er, James, will just hex Snape and prank him even more.
LE – You're right, I guess. And I'm going to stop passing notes now, OK?
RL – Be my guest.
JP – WHAT?!?!?!?! You want her to be your guest??? Where?
RL – Prongs, stop your sick, perverted thoughts. Read the whole thing, and you'll know what I meant.
JP – Oh… right… sorry.
SB – Ha, yeah. So… what class does Wormtail have right now?
RL – He doesn't have any class. He has a free period, because he didn't make it into N.E.W.T.s Potions, remember?
SB – Yeah…
JP – Wait a minute. Lily is in Slughorn's Slug Club—
SB – Drop it, Prongs.
JP – No, no, that's not what I mean. And Snivellus is in it too…
SB – Prongs…
JP – No, you don't understand! Let me finish! So Lily and Snivellus are both good at Potions, correct?
RL – Yeah… So?
JP – So that means Snivellus is also good at Potions!
RL – I believe we have just established that fact.
JP – So, if he's so good at Potions, Snivellus should create some sort of potion that can take the greasiness out of his hair! (A/N: Yeah, this is it…)
RL – I believe it's called shampoo…
JP – Erm… well, he can make some sort of special Snivellus shampoo!
RL – …
SB – Come on, Prongs, even I'M not that weird sometimes.
JP – That's mean!
SB – Stop it. You're acting so childish! … ARGH!!! NO!!!
RL – What?
SB – I called Prongs childish!
RL – Yeah, so?
SB – That implies that I'm… that I'm an…
RL – An adult?
SB – Yes, an adult! Oh, the shame!
RL – And I momentarily thought you were sane for a moment there, Padfoot… I don't know what's wrong with me.
SB – Was that an insult?
RL – Yes.
SB – Oh. Right. OK then.
RL – You never cease to shock me with your stupidity.
JP – OK, even I know that's an insult.
RL – Yes, you do.
JP – Right… OK then…
RL – I know I got a P on this Potion. If I'm lucky.
JP – Er… what? Oh… right… we're in Potions class.
SB – No shit, Sherlock.
JP – Who's Sherlock?
SB – I don't know, really.
RL – Sherlock is a Muggle detective.
SB – Oh… I see.
Bell rings