It was a normal day where Nickelodeon and Disney had a day-off, one day…all the 2d cartoons had a question that's been bugging them, and decided to ask the 3d cartoons.)

2d:
Say, guys, can we ask you a question?

3d:
Sure!

2d:
Well, you guys are 3d animated

3d:
Uh huh.

2d:
Well, everyone around you is 3d animated.

3d:
Right.

2d:
So the question is...

3d:
Yeah?

2d:
Are you all related?

3d:
(Insulted) What?! Guys, we're surprised at you! We find that toonist!

2d:
Oh, well, we're sorry! We were just asking!

3d:
Well, it's a touchy subject.
No, we are not related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh?

2d:
No!

3d:
Huh?

2d:
No!

3d:
Huh?

2d:
No!

3d:
Huh?

Spongebob: (Guilty)
No, no, no, not at all. We're sorry;
we guess that was a little toonist.

3d:
We should say so. You guys should be much more
careful when you're talking about something
sensitive like that.

Jimmy Neutron:
We thought you were better than that!

Kim Possible: (Thought of something)
well, look who's talking!

3d:
What do you mean?

Kim Possible:
You guys are getting the CGI animation?

3d:
What about it?

Kim Possible:
Could someone like us be animated like that?

3d:
No, you'll look terrible in it and - (Realized) Oh…

2d: (Laughs victoriously)
You see?!

2d- (Sings)
You're a little bit toonist.

3d: (Joins)
well, you're a little bit too.

2d:
we guess we're both a little bit toonist…

3d:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

2d:
But we guess it's true.

3d:
Between us and you,
we think

both:
Everyone's a little bit toonist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
since the very first dawn
everyone makes judgments
on how we're drawn.

2d:
Now not big judgments, like what to watch
or which channel to see-

3d:
No!

2d:
No, just little judgments like thinking that those foreign
shows should learn to speak goddamn English!

3d:
Right!

Both:
Everyone's a little bit toonist
Today.
So, everyone's an a little bit toonist
Okay!
Ethnic jokes might be uncouth,
but you laugh because
they're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

2d:
All right, stop us if you've heard this one.

3d:
Okay!

2d:
There's a plane going down...

3d:
Uh-huh...

2d:
and there's only
one parachute...

3d:
hmm...

2d:
And there's a rabbi, a priest...

3d:
And an adult cartoon!

Adult Cartoons: (Came in overhearing them)
What are you guys talking about?

3d:
Uh...

Adult Cartoons:
You were telling jokes about us!

2d:
Well, sure, Guys… but lots of people tell about you.

Adult Cartoons:
we don't.

2d:
Well, of course you don't – you're all pretty raunchy and stuck up…but you guys make fun of those Educational shows.

Adult Cartoons: (Laughs)
Well, of course we do. Those lousy shows!

2d:
Now, don't you think that's a little toonist?

Adult Cartoons: (Stops abruptly and realized)
Well, damn, we guess you're right.

3d:
You're a little bit toonist.

Adult Cartoons:
Well, you're a little bit too.

2d:
We're all a little bit toonist

Adult Cartoons:
We think that we would
have to agree with you.

2d/3d:
We're glad you do.

Adult Cartoons:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit toonist –

Adult Cartoons:
All right!

3d:
All right!

2d:
All right!

Adult Cartoons:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively kiddy!

All:
If we all could just admit
That we are toonist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

Princess Clara:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Huey Freeman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Princess Clara:
Who?

Huey Freeman:
Jesus Christ.

Princess Clara:
But, Huey, Jesus was white.

Huey Freeman:
No, Jesus was black.

Princess Clara:
No, Jesus was white.

Huey Freeman:
No, I'm pretty positive that Jesus was black-

Wooldor:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

(Everyone stares at each other for a few seconds, and bursts out laughing as if it was the funniest joke in the world)

Cartoon Network:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

Adult Cartoons:
Toonism!

Cartoon Network:
Cool.

Anime:
GUYS! Come back here!
You're turn to take out lecycuraburs!

Spanky:
What's that mean?

Cartoon Network:
Um, recyclables.

(Everyone howls in laughter)

Cartoon Network:
Hey, don't laugh at them!
How many languages do you speak?

3d:
Oh, come off it, you guys!
Everyone's a little bit toonist.

Cartoon Network:
We're not!

All but Cartoon Network:
Oh no?

Cartoon Network:
Nope!

(They scoff)

Cartoon Network:
How many Oriental shows
have you got?

(Gasps)

Anime:
What? Guys!

Nickelodeon:
Cartoon Network, where you been?
The term is Anime American!

Anime:
We know you are no
intending to be
but calling us Oriental -
Offensive to us!

Cartoon Network: (Guilty towards the anime)
We're sorry, everyone, we apologize.

Anime:
Apology accepted...

Cartoon Network:
But you know... you're toonist, too.

Anime:
Yes, we know.
The Americans have all
the money
And the power belong to
The Europeans.
And we're always in American cartoons
that are actually drawn by Koreans!

Nickelodeon:
Us too!

Disney:
Us too!

Adult Cartoons:
The Koreans drew us all!

All:
Everyone's a little bit toonist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
as toonist as you!
If we all could just admit
that we are toonist a little bit,
and everyone stopped being
So Prissy…
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!

Ling-Ling: (In accent)
Everyone's a little bit toonist!

(Maybe we can get along, after you review to what you guys think!!