It was a normal day where Nickelodeon and Disney had a day-off, one day…all the 2d cartoons had a question that's been bugging them, and decided to ask the 3d cartoons.)
2d:
Say, guys, can we ask you a
question?
3d:
Sure!
2d:
Well, you guys are 3d
animated
3d:
Uh huh.
2d:
Well, everyone around
you is 3d animated.
3d:
Right.
2d:
So the
question is...
3d:
Yeah?
2d:
Are you all
related?
3d:
(Insulted) What?! Guys, we're surprised at
you! We find that toonist!
2d:
Oh, well, we're sorry! We
were just asking!
3d:
Well, it's a touchy subject.
No,
we are not related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all
look the same to you?
Huh?
2d:
No!
3d:
Huh?
2d:
No!
3d:
Huh?
2d:
No!
3d:
Huh?
Spongebob:
(Guilty)
No, no, no, not at all. We're sorry;
we guess that
was a little toonist.
3d:
We should say so. You guys should
be much more
careful when you're talking about
something
sensitive like that.
Jimmy Neutron:
We thought
you were better than that!
Kim Possible: (Thought of
something)
well, look who's talking!
3d:
What do you
mean?
Kim Possible:
You guys are getting the CGI
animation?
3d:
What about it?
Kim Possible:
Could
someone like us be animated like that?
3d:
No, you'll look
terrible in it and - (Realized) Oh…
2d: (Laughs
victoriously)
You see?!
2d- (Sings)
You're a little bit
toonist.
3d: (Joins)
well, you're a little bit too.
2d:
we
guess we're both a little bit toonist…
3d:
Admitting it
is not an easy thing to do...
2d:
But we guess it's
true.
3d:
Between us and you,
we
think
both:
Everyone's a little bit
toonist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
around committing
hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really
color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
since the very first
dawn
everyone makes judgments
on how we're drawn.
2d:
Now
not big judgments, like what to watch
or which channel to see-
3d:
No!
2d:
No, just little judgments like
thinking that those foreign
shows should learn to speak goddamn
English!
3d:
Right!
Both:
Everyone's a little bit
toonist
Today.
So, everyone's an a little bit
toonist
Okay!
Ethnic jokes might be uncouth,
but you laugh
because
they're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal
attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!
2d:
All
right, stop us if you've heard this one.
3d:
Okay!
2d:
There's
a plane going down...
3d:
Uh-huh...
2d:
and
there's only
one parachute...
3d:
hmm...
2d:
And
there's a rabbi, a priest...
3d:
And an adult
cartoon!
Adult Cartoons: (Came in overhearing them)
What
are you guys talking about?
3d:
Uh...
Adult
Cartoons:
You were telling jokes about us!
2d:
Well,
sure, Guys… but lots of people tell about you.
Adult
Cartoons:
we don't.
2d:
Well, of course you don't –
you're all pretty raunchy and stuck up…but you guys make fun of
those Educational shows.
Adult Cartoons: (Laughs)
Well, of
course we do. Those lousy shows!
2d:
Now, don't you think
that's a little toonist?
Adult Cartoons: (Stops abruptly and
realized)
Well, damn, we guess you're right.
3d:
You're
a little bit toonist.
Adult Cartoons:
Well, you're a little
bit too.
2d:
We're all a little bit toonist
Adult
Cartoons:
We think that we would
have to agree with
you.
2d/3d:
We're glad you do.
Adult Cartoons:
It's
sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit toonist –
Adult
Cartoons:
All right!
3d:
All right!
2d:
All
right!
Adult Cartoons:
All right!
Bigotry has never
been
Exclusively kiddy!
All:
If we all could just
admit
That we are toonist a little bit,
Even though we all
know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get
along.
Princess Clara:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Huey
Freeman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!
Princess
Clara:
Who?
Huey Freeman:
Jesus Christ.
Princess
Clara:
But, Huey, Jesus was white.
Huey Freeman:
No,
Jesus was black.
Princess Clara:
No, Jesus was white.
Huey
Freeman:
No, I'm pretty positive that Jesus was
black-
Wooldor:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!
(Everyone stares at each other for a few seconds, and bursts out laughing as if it was the funniest joke in the world)
Cartoon Network:
Hey
guys, what are you laughing about?
Adult
Cartoons:
Toonism!
Cartoon Network:
Cool.
Anime:
GUYS!
Come back here!
You're turn to take out
lecycuraburs!
Spanky:
What's that mean?
Cartoon
Network:
Um, recyclables.
(Everyone howls in laughter)
Cartoon Network:
Hey, don't laugh at them!
How
many languages do you speak?
3d:
Oh, come off it, you
guys!
Everyone's a little bit toonist.
Cartoon
Network:
We're not!
All but Cartoon Network:
Oh
no?
Cartoon Network:
Nope!
(They scoff)
Cartoon
Network:
How many Oriental shows
have you
got?
(Gasps)
Anime:
What?
Guys!
Nickelodeon:
Cartoon Network, where you been?
The
term is Anime American!
Anime:
We know you are no
intending
to be
but calling us Oriental -
Offensive to us!
Cartoon
Network: (Guilty towards the anime)
We're sorry, everyone, we
apologize.
Anime:
Apology accepted...
Cartoon
Network:
But you know... you're toonist, too.
Anime:
Yes,
we know.
The Americans have all
the money
And the power
belong to
The Europeans.
And we're always in American
cartoons
that are actually drawn by Koreans!
Nickelodeon:
Us
too!
Disney:
Us too!
Adult Cartoons:
The Koreans
drew us all!
All:
Everyone's a little bit toonist
It's
true.
But everyone is just about
as toonist as you!
If we
all could just admit
that we are toonist a little bit,
and
everyone stopped being
So Prissy…
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!
Ling-Ling: (In accent)
Everyone's a little
bit toonist!
(Maybe we can get along, after you review to what you guys think!!