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Special thanks to PeaGirl for letting me bounce ideas off of her.

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The Twelve Days in the Delta Quadrant
(Sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)

Tuvok: On the first day in the Delta Quadrant, my captain gave to me
a promise to return to my family.

EMH: On the second day in the Delta Quadrant, my captain gave to me
two assistant nurses
Tuvok: And a promise to return to my family.

Ayala: On the third day in the Delta Quadrant, my captain gave to me
three speaking lines,
EMH: Two assistant nurses,
Tuvok: And a promise to return to my family.

Seven of Nine: On the fourth day in the Delta Quadrant, my captain gave to me
four years on Voyager
Ayala: Three speaking lines,
EMH: Two assistant nurses,
Tuvok: And a promise to return to my family.

Seska: On the fifth day in the Delta Quadrant, my captain gave to me
five Kason sects.
Seven of Nine: Four years on Voyager
Ayala: Three speaking lines,
EMH: Two assistant nurses,
Tuvok: And a promise to return to my family.

Kes: On the sixth day in the Delta Quadrant, my captain gave to me
six brand new friendships
Seska: Five Kason sects.
Seven of Nine: Four years on Voyager
Ayala: Three speaking lines,
EMH: Two assistant nurses,
Tuvok: And a promise to return to my family.

Harry: On the seventh day in the Delta Quadrant, my captain gave to me
seven years as ensign
Kes: Six brand new friendships
Seska: Five Kason sects.
Seven of Nine: Four years on Voyager
Ayala: Three speaking lines,
EMH: Two assistant nurses,
Tuvok: And a promise to return to my family.

Neelix: On the eighth day in the Delta Quadrant, my captain gave to meeight days of cooking
Harry: Seven years as ensign
Kes: Six brand new friendships
Seska: Five Kason sects.
Seven of Nine: Four years on Voyager
Ayala: Three speaking lines,
EMH: Two assistant nurses,
Tuvok: And a promise to return to my family.

B'Elanna: On the ninth day in the Delta Quadrant, my captain gave to me
nine warp factors
Neelix: Eight days of cooking
Harry: Seven years as ensign
Kes: Six brand new friendships
Seska: Five Kason sects.
Seven of Nine: Four years on Voyager
Ayala: Three speaking lines,
EMH: Two assistant nurses,
Tuvok: And a promise to return to my family.

Tom: On the tenth day in the Delta Quadrant, my captain gave to me
ten replicator rations
B'Elanna: Nine warp factors
Neelix: Eight days of cooking
Harry: Seven years as ensign
Kes: Six brand new friendships
Seska: Five Kason sects.
Seven of Nine: Four years on Voyager
Ayala: Three speaking lines,
EMH: Two assistant nurses,
Tuvok: And a promise to return to my family.

Samantha Wildman: On the eleventh day in the Delta Quadrant, my captain gave to me
eleven weeks maternity leave
Tom: Ten replicator rations
B'Elanna: Nine warp factors
Neelix: Eight days of cooking
Harry: Seven years as ensign
Kes: Six brand new friendships
Seska: Five Kason sects.
Seven of Nine: Four years on Voyager
Ayala: Three speaking lines,
EMH: Two assistant nurses,
Tuvok: And a promise to return to my family.

Chakotay: On the twelfth day in the Delta Quadrant, my captain gave to me
twelve shuttle crashes
Wildman: Eleven weeks maternity leave
Tom: Ten replicator rations
B'Elanna: Nine warp factors
Neelix: Eight days of cooking
Harry: Seven years as ensign
Kes: Six brand new friendships
Seska: Five Kason sects.
Seven of Nine: Four years on Voyager
Ayala: Three speaking lines,
EMH: Two assistant nurses,
Tuvok: And a promise to return to my family.