Title: The Dating Game
Summary: The captains are out to bet on people's love lives. Money is on the line, and they'll do just about anything to win.
Characters(firstname/lastname): Ichigo Kurosaki, Rukia Kuchiki, Toushirou Hitsugaya, Momo Hinamori, Uryu Ishida, Nemu Kurotsuchi, Inoue Orihime, all the other captains and vice-captains, Yoruichi, and Kisuke Urahara. Other minor characters too.
Rating: T
Genre: Humor/Romance
Disclaimer-- Don't own Bleach. No profit of money was gained in the making of this story, and none is gained post-uploading. Same with the other upcoming chapters.
The Dating Game.
CALLING ALL CAPTAINS!
CALLING ALL CAPTAINS!
SPECIAL ORDERS FROM THE TOP!
CALLING ALL CAPTAINS!
CALLING ALL CAPTAINS!
IT'S TIME FOR THE DATERS' GAME!
If you weren't there, you were definitely square. Many captains and vice captains rounded up in Shinigami Women's Association office, with the exception of some that didn't really want to go, for they didn't care about being square. Each of them had some with a large amount of money in hands, hoping to win their fill tonight.
"Alrighty then!" Yachiru announced, standing on her rather short podium. "You know what to do!"
Everyone glanced at each other, then looked back at her. "No, we don't." Confusion was plastered on their faces.
Yachiru pouted sarcastically. "Really?" She gripped her microphone a bit harder with her small fingers. "Then I'll explain again!" She leaned forward.
They all sighed.
CALLING ALL CAPTAINS!
CALLING ALL CAPTAINS!
THE RULES OF THE DATING GAME ARE TO BE ANNOUNCED!
CALLING ALL CAPTAINS!
Captain Mayuri and Jushirou came in shortly after.
Yachiru cleared her throat.
"All of us at the Shinigami Women's Association decided to bet on people, if they're going to get together! Isn't that great?" She squealed. "It's really great!"
The rest stayed silent. "Sure." She was answering for herself anyways.
Yachiru continued. "And the winner gets all the money!" She cheered them all on, now they were on fire tonight.
And then it began.
Ten minutes later, the crowd was wild with action.
"I bet 100,000 yen on Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuckiki Rukia!" Yamamoto announced to the pink-haired girl, waving a wad of cash in the air.
"Ne? 15,000 on Kurosaki and Inoue!" Matsumoto fought back, waving her wad of cash at Yachiru. Yachiru nodded, scribbing all the amounts down.
"Ishida and Orihime Inoue!" Hisagi told her, "...for 5,000 yen!"
"Neh! My Nemu and that blasted Quincy for 500 yen aswell!" Mayuri boomed, grabbing Nemu into the air and showing her to Yachiru. Yachiru giggled and wrote it all on her notepad.
And it went on and on. Some didn't bet though, they were wimps. Not the captains though-- aside from Hitsugaya.
Yachiru stood on her stool and screamed. "QUIET!"
Everyone was as quiet. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
"Here is what I wrote!" She giggled, sticking the paper onto the wall. The captains and vice captains peered into it.
Pinky-taichou: 10,000 yen for Renji-san and Ruki-chan.
Hisagi-chan: 5,000 for Glasses-kun and Inoue-chan!
Byakushi-chan: 100,000,000 yen for Ichi and Ruki!
Yama-taichou: 100,000 yen for 123 and Rukia!
Her list went further, but no one really understood her nicknames, so Nanao Ise ended up rewriting it.
Yamamoto-taichou- 100,000 for Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia.
Soi Fon-taichou- 200 yen for Soi Fon and Yoruichi. (This recieved quite a laugh.)
Omaeda-fukutaichou- 150 yen for Kurosaki Ichigo and Inoue Orihime.
Izuru-fukutaichou- Did not come, still had a hangover after party last night.
Isane-fukutaichou- 500 yen for Yasutora Sado and Inoue Orihime.
Kyouraku-taichou- 10,000 yen for Abarai Renji and Kuchiki Rukia.
Matsumoto-fukutaichou- 15,000 yen for Kurosaki Ichigo and Inoue Orihime.
Mayuri-taichou- 500 yen for Kurotsuchi Nemu and Uryuu Ishida.
Hisagi-fukutaichou- 5,000 yen for Uryuu Ishida and Inoue Orihime.
Byakuya-taichou- 100,000,000 yen for Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia. (This recived a lot of stares.)
Hinamori-fukutaichou- 2,000 yen for Inoue Orihime and Uryuu Ishida.
"And that is all." Nanao explained. "You can leave."
Hitsugaya grumbled as he got up from his seat.
"We were all here for nothing." He spat, crossing his arms boredly. Hinamori looked at him, with a pout plastered on her face.
"It's all for fun, Shirou-chan!" She told him, waving her hands in the air. Hitsugaya took a glance at her. "Really!"
"Betting on people's love life is fun? Wher- He-Hey! Hinamori, how many times have I told you to call me by my title?" He glared at her, arms still crossed. Hinamori pouted. "It's a habit! Hitsugaya-kun, Hitsugaya-kun!"
"Hmph," He said crossly, "Bed Wetter Momo."
"Shirou-chan!"
"Don't call me that!"
They fought as they left the room. One by one, all the others started to leave too.
As Nanao started to clean up and count the money, Unohana walked up to her.
"Can I still place a bet?"
Nanao looked at her. "Sure, Unohana-taichou. Who would you like to bet on?" She was a captain, how could she refuse?
Unohana smiled as she leaned in and whispered in her ear.
"Hitsugaya Toushirou and Hinamori Momo for 40,000 yen."
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