Kapitel Eins
The music died down and Hermione flicked off the t.v. Oh how she loved High School musical! Sad but true, she just couldn't help but be so damn happy every time the cheese-fest came on. Maybe it was the music…upbeat pop showtunes…or the dancing…highly choreographed and oh-so in sync! She knew it couldn't be the acting, as endorphin inducing as it was. Hermione sighed, it was probably Zac Efron's clear blue eyes. Like the lake in June! And the shirtless scene. That was nice too.
As sleep weighted her lids, she thought to herself; what if life was a musical? No worries, just singing and choreography and deliciously absurd love ballads. How happy she would be. And that silent wish escaped her conscious and drifted into that strange land known to anything that sleeps. Hermione dreamt.
The crowd before platform 9 ¾ was incredibly large. And the young witches and wizards pushing their carts through the barrier were extremely conspicuous. Harry and Ron pushed their trolleys into the thick of it, and then they noticed the music.
The notes floated out of nowhere, and the beat was incredibly happy for the lyrics. The crowd was dancing, surrounding one figure: Luna Lovegood. She'd tie-dyed her school robes, and painted the slogan on the back: Save the one-eyed harknackle! She tried to pass out flyers to other students, but they just glared at her and sang louder .Ron listened closely to the lyrics. It appeared the crowd was singing at her:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
Harry gaped as Hermione stepped out of the crowd for a solo:
Look at me
And what do you see
Intelligence beyond compare
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occuring
It's a secret I need to share
crowd:
Open up, dig way down deep
Hermione:
Hip hop is my passion! I love to pop and lock and jam and break!
crowd:
Is that even legal?
crowd:
Not another peep
Hermione:
It's just dancing. Sometimes I think it's cooler than homework.
crowd:
No, no, no, noooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
crowd:
Noooooooooooooo, no, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you want to be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, oh no
Stick to the status quooooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
Stick to the status
Stick to the status quo!
Luna burst into tears and ran through the barrier. Harry turned to Ron and gaped "What the hell?"
"Well," shrugged Ron, "somebody needed to tell her."
A/N: so that's chapter one. Very random and slightly incoherent, I know. Reviews are appreciated…suggestions are nice…but please be kind! And this isn't going to be all High School Musical, and there will be somewhat of a plot soon. Keep in mind this is supposed to be silly.