So.. yeah. This originally started as an English assignment, and then it just snowballed. I think this would be from Ragetti's point of view, since it involves his eye and his earrings, but whatever. You know the disclaimer.
Twelve days of a Caribbean Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my best mate gave to me one wooden eye that splinters terribly.
On the second day of Christmas my best mate gave to me two silver earrings and a wooden eye that splinters terribly.
On the third day of Christmas my best mate gave to me three musket balls, two silver earrings and a wooden eye that splinters terribly.
On the fourth day of Christmas my best mate gave to me four annoying monkeys, three musket balls, two silver earrings and a wooden eye that splinters terribly.
On the fifth day of Christmas my best mate gave to me five cannonballs, four annoying monkeys, three musket balls, two silver earrings and a wooden eye that splinters terribly.
On the sixth day of Christmas my best mate gave to me six topsails, five cannonballs, four annoying monkeys, three musket balls, two silver earrings and a wooden eye that that splinters terribly.
On the seventh day of Christmas my best mate gave to me seven loaded pistols, six topsails, five cannonballs, four annoying monkeys, three musket balls, two silver earrings and a wooden eye that splinters terribly.
On the eighth day of Christmas my best mate gave to me eight treasure chests, seven loaded pistols, six topsails, five cannonballs, four annoying monkeys, three musket balls, two silver earrings and a wooden eye that splinters terribly.
On the ninth day of Christmas my best mate gave to me nine broken compasses, eight treasure chests, seven loaded pistols, six topsails, five cannonballs, four annoying monkeys, three musket balls, two silver earrings and a wooden eye that splinters terribly.
On the tenth day of Christmas my best mate gave to me ten sailing ships, nine broken compasses, eight treasure chests, seven loaded pistols, six topsails, five cannonballs, four annoying monkeys, three musket balls, two silver earrings and a wooden eye that splinters terribly.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my best mate gave to me eleven eye patches, ten sailing ships, nine broken compasses, eight treasure chests, seven loaded pistols, six topsails, five cannonballs, four annoying monkeys, three musket balls, two silver earrings and a wooden eye that splinters terribly.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my best mate gave to me twelve captain's hats, eleven eye patches, ten sailing ships, nine broken compasses, eight treasure chests, seven loaded pistols, six topsails, five cannonballs, four annoying monkeys, three musket balls, two silver earrings and a wooden eye that splinters terribly.
Reviews and comments welcome, and maybe a petition to get rid of the disclaimer, y'know?