Sannin Spawn
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Harry Potter.
Summary: HPN AU, yaoi. The Golden Trio, they may not have realised it but they were already a lot like their parents, Ron's parents were hiding the truth from him, Hermione's family raised her, and Harry didn't inherit Parseltongue from Voldemort. Dumbledore sends them off to Konoha…but Orochimaru mustn't find out about his son.
"Talking"
Thinking
"Sealed Demon/Inner Sakura"
"Parseltongue"
Perverts, Medics, and Snake Perverts As Parents: Dear Lord No!
Dumbledore had given them a port-key which had brought them to a village called Konoha. The interesting thing was that this village was fuelled economy wise by an eastern tradition, which to their previous knowledge had died out. Shinobi.
It turned out that they were the offspring of the infamous or famed Sannin ninja. Mr and Mrs Weasley had been hiding a secret from the second youngest sibling. He was only the other Weasley children's half-brother. Molly had had an illegitimate child with someone who helped her in a mid-life crisis.
Jiraya was currently getting an earful from Tsunade about it. Ron was watching with a confused look, before he turned to Hermione sat next to him. "Your mother's weird."
Outside the Hokage's office team seven were waiting with their sensei Kakashi Hatake, they had been talking quietly amongst themselves when a scream sounded from inside. Although Jiraya was in there for whatever it was…it didn't sound like him.
Hermione had been raised by her father's side of the family back in England; he'd married the current Mrs Granger. Harry was just staring quietly at the floor, his father it turned out was like Voldemort…it seemed important that neither of them met though no one told him why. Ron's birth had been similar to his own, but his parents hadn't been properly married at the time.
He admitted he was disappointed, the chance to have a family for the first time in his life, someone who would love him unconditionally…someone like Sirius but with a stronger bond of a parent…his dream was crushed, Hermione's mother had forbidden it. If he tried to leave and find his father…Ron hadn't picked up on the silent threat, hunted down and killed before you could betray the village.
Luna Lovegood, whose godfather was some ninja called Kisame Hoshigaki, had helped them designed their outfits to fit the ninja society so they didn't stick out like sore thumbs. Harry had stubbornly refused to remove his black school cloak to reveal what he was wearing.
Ron was in vivid red shorts, and a Chudley Cannons short-sleeved t-shirt, he was trying to adapt to the sandals that seemed exceedingly common here. Hermione had a blue knee-length dress on, cycling shorts and a white long-sleeved t-shirt underneath, she had the sandals on as well.
Tsunade said they should go through the doors to meet their study partners while she was punishing Jiraya.
Harry approached the door first and opened it wide enough for him and his friends to get through. Unfortunately Ron was still getting attacked by Hermione. "FREEDOM!" he made a mad dash towards the door and crashed head-long into his best friend, sending both boys to the floor in a heap.
Ron saw five people staring at them; the one behind the desk began to continue working. He smiled nervously, "Oh, hello." He didn't hear the muffled groan from underneath him, or Hermione telling him he was still lying on top of Harry.
The redhead only realised that when he crashed onto the floor hitting his head; he glared up at the black haired boy who looked down at him. Hermione sighed from the doorway moving into the room further shutting the door behind her.
"You're as bad as each other." She muttered. "I suppose it's up to me to make you civilised."
Harry grinned, "Hermione, you do realise that we're stranded in a country where there's no Hogwarts library for you to prowl, don't you?"
The girl went from sensible to irritable and upset within a second. Ron looked at the four people standing there, "Hey you wouldn't know anything about study partners would you?"
Sakura stepped forwards smiling politely, "Do you know who you're looking for?"
"No, they just told us to wait here until somebody came and got us."
"Well we we're here for a mission."
"Mission? What's that?"
"You've never been on a mission before?" she almost howled, "B-but you're older than us!"
Jiraya entered the room, looking like he'd have a bruise in the morning on his face. Ron poked him in the arm. "What?" the grey-haired man asked.
"What exactly are we supposed to be doing?" Ron questioned.
"You're waiting for a team of ninja to help you with your studies…I think its team seven…I must be going! I've got some research to do!"
He disappeared in a plume of smoke. Ron growled angrily, "First impression…you're not a very reliable parent."
Hermione awoke from her depression of no library, grabbed Harry by the arm and began to drag him back towards Tsunade's office doors; he ripped his arm away from her grasp. She looked back at him questioningly, "There's no point going back, this is a chance to gain an advantage over You-Know-Who. We'd be able to win the war with less bloodshed." Ron commented.
Hermione sighed, and stopped her pursuit. "So we just wait for this team seven to turn up then?"
Harry half-sighed, half-laughed, both his friends turned to him, the ninjas in the room save the woman behind the desk to look at him. It was the first noise he'd made so far. "What is it?" Ron asked.
"Oh just thinking of the number seven, as in its magical value; I've been reading a little something about Horcruxes, apparently if you split your soul into seven different sections, one section still remaining in your body then that is when the spell is strongest. Voldemort considered it before disregarding the idea…it didn't make him properly immortal. He just avoided death."
"Umm…excuse me?" Sakura spoke up addressing Ron; he turned to face her while Harry and Hermione continued talking now about the philosopher's stone. "But, we're team seven."
"Tell us a little bit about yourselves, for instance likes, dislikes, dreams, and maybe why you ended up here." Kakashi suggested. His students were sitting opposite the trio of newcomers, otherwise classed as their mission.
Hermione went first, "My name is Hermione Granger, I'm fifteen, I love reading and learning new things, I don't like ignorance or certain people who leave their homework till the last minute." She glared at her friends, Ron looked about to protest before Harry gave him a warning look. "My dream is to become a researcher or teacher."
"My name is Ron…uh…I don't know my last name." Naruto laughed, and Ron stood up glaring and red in the face, "WELL YOU TRY LEARNING YOUR MUM HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A NINJA THEN SEE IF YOU KNOW HIS LAST NAME!"
"Who was the ninja?" Naruto asked.
"…Jiraya…" Ron mumbled, settling down again, "I hate Slytherins, love Quidditch, and dream of standing out from my siblings."
Harry sighed, "My name is Harry, I like flying and Defence against the Dark Arts, I don't like Death-Eaters or their master…I dream of being normal and having a family…" Harry sighed depressed again and buried his head back into his knees, pulling up his cloak hood as good measure.
Ron was fleeing for all he was worth running to meet team seven; Hermione was already with the genin, when the redhead ran up with a cloak in his grasp. "Is that-?" he nodded. "You'd better keep running."
Ron began running again, only to collapse a few feet away from Sasuke. Harry appeared with a loud cracking noise making everyone but the Golden trio jump. Finally Hermione could see what Luna had dressed him in.
Half-knee gothic boots, plain black trousers, a long-sleeved black t-shirt, and fingerless gloves with a cobra head on the back of each glove fangs bared, his glasses had been done away with too, and she could faintly see a slit developing within the iris.
Ron giggled at the sight, Hermione was smiling softly; "So this is what Luna thinks you should look like in the shinobi world…" he continued his laughter, even as Harry ripped away his cloak and put it back on, pulling up the hood along with it. "You're turning into a really anti-social person."
Harry just looked down at the ground if his hood was any indication.
Kakashi appeared in a plume of smoke, "Yo."
"YOU'RE LATE!"
"I got lost on the path of life."
"LIAR!"
"What are you three doing?" the genin turned their attention from their sensei to their study partners, who were pointing twigs at each other.
The trio put away the sticks, as if for later. Kakashi then noticed the second tallest to have a hood up.
"Hermione!" Ron whined. Harry sniggered underneath his hood. Hermione had a scowl set in place, then smirked deviously.
"You know, while there are new books for me to read here, both of you don't stand a chance of anything remotely Quidditch relate-"
"NO!" Ron screamed sobbing hysterically.
"Oh great, you've upset him now…it doesn't really bother me…I got banned last year remember?"
"TRAITOR! HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME QUIDDITCH!" Ron launched himself at Harry, "I EXPECTED BETTER FROM THE YOUNGEST SEEKER OF THE CENTURY!"
Ron yelped in pain as he landed on his back, Harry sat up, lowering his right foot to get up.
Perhaps this was a sign of things to come…
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