Taru: Ah, the joy of another story!

Axel: Crap, you mean we're still stuck here?!

Taru: Oh yes. And it's that kinda voice that says I need to be stabbityed...

Axel: But who's going to remind you that you don't own Naruto.

Taru: It's sad, but it's true...

Aki: Aw it's ok, you get to control Naruto here.

Naruto characters: Oh great...

Taru: True! I have the power!!!!

Miyuki: You plus power equals destruction.

Taru: But it's fun destruction!

Miyuki: It's funstruction!!

Taru: YAY!! FUNSTRUCTION TIME!!

Demyx: While they go on with their "funstruction" you can go on and read the story!


My name is Sakura Haruno. Just recently my father's job got transferred to a place called Konoha. And, of course, my mom and I are going with. I guess I'm a bit disappointed about having to leave the few friends I made, but it's not like this is the first time I started getting comfortable with life and then have to leave it behind again. So now I'm going to be starting a new life again...I wonder what this is gonna be like...

"Sakura! Honey, it's time to wake up!" I heard mom call. I grunted and rolled over in response. Why is the world so cruel? Reality yanking me away right when I was at the climax of my dream? "Sakura, wake up now! Don't make me come up there, I'm not afraid to pull you out of your bed!"

I threw off the covers and stood up. "I'm up! You don't need to pull me out of bed!" I shouted down. I knew that she would have pulled me out of bed, she's done it a couple of times before. I yawned and streatched before grabbing my towel and jumping in the shower. Feeling the warm water helped to wake me up a bit. I then got out and towel dried my hair and brushed my teeth. I looked at my short pink hair and decided to just leave it. I went back into my room and decided on some baggy black pants that had a red trim and chains, a red ribbed red tank top that said "SHUT UP VOICES! Or I'll poke you with my q-tip again!" and some simple black boots. I added some eyeliner and mascara and was ready to go.

"Do you want me to come with you, Sakura? I know how first days can be." My mom asked.

"Nah, I'll be fine. I'm gonna walk there too, so you don't have to give me a ride." I said, grabbing an apple in one hand and my backpack in another. "Ok, I'll see you after school."

"Bye, hun, have a good day!" Mom called as I shut the front door.

I looked down the road and saw the school in the distance. I still don't get why my mom thought it was so important to get a house by the school, but whatever. In minutes I was across the street from the two story high school. I started to cross the street when suddenly a car sped by, nearly running me over! "NICE ONE ASS HOLE!!" I shouted, flipping the car off.

"Are you ok?!" I heard someone behind me ask. I turned around to see someone with a horrible bowl cut hair style.

"Uh, yeah. I'm fine." I said. "Just a little startled. But, you probably would be too if you almost got run over by some jack-off."

Bowl cut dude shook his head. "That was Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha, their not exactly the most polite people in the world. I'm Rock Lee, by the way."

I smiled at him. "I'm Sakura Haruno, nice to meet ya!"

"Likewise. Would you like me to show you around the school?"

"Yeah, as long I don't get killed crossing the street." I laughed.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure you're safe." He smiled, giving me a thumbs up. I looked both ways to make sure it was clear before I crossed the street.

"Since you're new here I can introduce you to some of the people." Lee said, as we walked into the school. "That's Temari and Kankuro, their brother and sister, most of the time you don't want to mess with them. They have another brother, Gaara, but he normally keeps to himself. That's Ten ten. Ten ten has a thing about making weapons, it can sometimes be a problem when she makes needle launchers out of mechanical pencils, but the teachers always keep her in line. And that's Shino. Shino's very quiet, he kinda creeps me out sometimes..."

As Lee continued talking I noticed a small dark haired girl getting yelled at by a blonde. "You IDIOT! You scuffed my new shoe!!!"

"I-I'm sorry..." The dark haired girl said quietly.

"Sorry doesn't cut it!! Do you know how much these shoes cost?!" The blonde shouted, grabbing the other girl by her hair.

"HEY!" I found myself shouting. "Leave her alone, she said she was sorry!"

"I don't even know you, so stay out of it!" She said, glancing at me.

"Well, you're gonna know my fist if you keep being such a bitch!!" I said, clenching my fists, resisting the urge to punch her right here and now.

"I'd like to see you try to hit me." She smirked, letting go of the dark haired girl and crossing her arms.

Well, there's the invitation I'd been waiting for. Without a second thought I found myself hurling my fist into her face. "Well, now we've established that I can hit you. Wanna see how many times I can?"

"Ugh!! You'll regret that!" She shouted, storming off.

"Yeah yeah, whatever." I mumbled, then I turned my attention to the dark haired girl. "Hey, are you ok?"

"Um...I-I'm fine." She said, gathering the books she had dropped. "Thank you."

"It's not prob!" I smiled. "I'm Sakura Haruno. You shouldn't have any problems with her anymore, and if you do just let me know."

"I'm Hinata Hyuuga. It's very nice to meet you." She smiled a little bit.

"Sakura Haruno! Please come to the principals office, immediately!!" A female voice boomed over the intercom. What a great way to start off a new school year...


Aki: Uh, Taru had a little too much "fustruction" so she and Miyuki were kinda arrested.

Axel: Does that mean we'll finally be free?!

Aki: ...No.

Xemnas: Well, at least she won't be able to call me "Man sex."

Xigbar: No, I'll take over doing that, Man sex!

Xemnas: -Blushes- Shut up, Big rax!!

Xaldin: You're all idiots!

Everybody: ...

Demyx: So...what do we do now?

Axel: I don't know..It's hard for me to admit it, but it's boring without Taru here.

Aki: I'm sure by the next chappy she'll be back with more stupid ideas that will almost kill all of us!

Demyx: So I guess you'll all just have to review and come back soon for the next part.