We Interrupt this Program

By: The DayDreaming

Theme: Santa Cloud

Warnings: Takes place in Kh2.

Pairing: CloudxYuffie

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"…no…"

"Aw! Come on Cloud!"

"……no…"

"B-But, CLOUUUD!"

"..no…"

"But the kids will looove yooouu!"

"NO!"

Yuffie glared at him. "I'll tell Tifa."

Cloud's eye twitched.

"And she'll come get you."

Another twitch.

"And she'll kick your emo ass all the way to the Coliseum and back!"

His lips wavered a bit before he hung his head in shame, and grabbed the horrifyingly red, fur-collared costume out of the ninja's hands.

"That's a good boy. You know I love you Cloud, right?"

Cloud almost whipped his head around and stared at her, but he realized with a fluttery, inward sigh that she couldn't have meant it that way.

"I better go tell the children that Santa Cloud is coming to town!" The ninja ran off, and with grudging impact did Cloud realize just what he had gotten himself into.

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Hmmm, long time no update. I didn't say I would update daily, did I? Meh, I'm a bad Santa, so kill me.

I'm sleepy. Anyways, what do we have here? A bit of romance at the end! Ooooh, I'm good. I get sarcastic and half-assed when I'm sleepy.

Very big thank yous to Kawaii Eyez, Chaotic Rei, and XxHowToSaveALifexX. Kawaii, I hope this satisfies your Clouffie. That sounds so wrong. Rei, procrastination is your friend. I know it's mine. Let it take and rape us all, giving us the innate ability to piss off the readers. Woo. XxHTSALxX , (mind if I call you that ?) thanks for faving this!

Yura next time! It's so easy to write, because I'm lame and lazy. The DayDreaming out!