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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Naohito yelled as he was being besieged by FLIENG KYO PILLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tee hee… why is everyone looking at me so strangely? HEY, DON'T LEAVE!!!!!!

This is the freakish tale of a Prince and his Council, the Prince's family, and other random people you don't even care about as WITTLE KIDS!!! GASPZOMGGASP!!!!

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"Bye, Mommy! I'm going to make lots of new friends and play with blocks and draw pwetty pictures and do lots of fun stuff!!!" the little pig-tailed girl cried.

Kyoko Honda just waved at little Tohru, and wondered where she got that unlimited amount of energy. It was a little scary, actually. As she headed out to her bright red car, she noticed a flash of orange scamper up a tree. Maybe she was wrong, but it looked like a little boy. This was just as strange as the time Tohru talked to the leeks everyday, insisting that "Leeks need a friend too!" But this is just a random tale you don't even care about, so...moving on...

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"Kyo. I'll come to pick you up at 2, alright?" Kazuma-who-sounds-so-much-like-Scar-from-FMA said.

The little boy just grumbled.

"Do you have all of your beads?" Kazuma lifted the boy's hand and counted the red and white beads.

"You sound like Mommy, Shishou..." Kyo blinked his big red eyes up at him.

"Eh heh...uhn...JUST KIDDING!!!" Kazuma rubbed the boys head fondly.

Kyo, who had such a neglectful father, had never gotten this display of affection before, and dashed all the way up the nearest tree. An orange-haired woman stopped and stared before leaving. Kazuma followed her example and walked out of the brightly painted doors.

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"I'll see you later." Mother said. (What is her name?)

"But...Aren't you going to drop me off closer to the school?"

Yuki's mom dropped him off 1 BLOCK AWAY!!! How could she be so cruel? (sob)

"No." Mother snapped shortly. "I have things to do. See you."

Yuki sighed and headed over to the school. He looked up towards a big tree. SOMEONE WAS IN IT!!! Was it a person with supernatural abilities?? Oh...no, it was Kyo.

Yuki stared up at him and was joined by a little girl with pigtails.

Kyo hopped down from the tree.

The little girl with the pigtails smiled sweetly at them. "My name is Tohru Honda."

"I'm Yuki."

"I'm Kyo."

"Will you be my very best friends?" Tohru asked suddenly.

"Ummm...oookay..."

"Of course."

And so began the epic tales of the trio!!!! Or not.

A/N: That was kind of...random... I'd appreciate it if someone gave me a better title for this! Sorry if that was kind of crappy... I promise to come up with something new!!!! YaY!