A/n: Well ladies and gentlemen, this is the final chapter! I know, I can't believe it's over either. But if you liked this story then you should check out my new one called Locked Out and Desperate. I also have My Life Turned Upside Down and Back Again for HP. It's an Hr/D fic, so if you're an Hr/D shipper then check it out! Once again, thanks to all those who reviewed, I really appreciate it!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. However, I do own FFEYABTWHPF (Foundation for encouraging young adolescent boys to wear hot pink foundation)

Chapter 9: Gaining and Loosing Fame pt. 2 (Finale!)

Friday – 8:30pm – Live on set with Oprah

"Ok, this is getting ridiculous!" Jasper groaned as Emmet rambled off every book on Oprah's book list that he had ever read, which happened to be all of them.

Rosalie grinned and sat comfortably in her seat.

"Seriously! How much longer is this show?" Edward whined.

"Another 30 minutes" Carlisle answered with a grimace.

10 minutes later

"Is he crying?" Alice asked.

Edward groaned. "Yep."

Bella looked confused. "I thought vampires couldn't cry?"

"They can't" Replied Jasper in a pained tone. "He brought an eye dropper with him on stage so he could cry when told Oprah all about how is dog died when he was eight and how it scarred him for life."

"Ha!" Edward growled. "A fake dog and a fake scar that is."

Bella raised her eyebrows and watched Emmet again as he sobbed, literally on Oprah's shoulder while Oprah tried to push him off.

"Wow" Bella exclaimed. "He comprised a fake story of a childhood trauma in order to cry on the shoulder of one of TV's most well known faces."

"And it's not even a good story!" Jasper complained. "He took it right out of Old Yeller!"

"So that's why he named the dog New Shouter." Alice exclaimed.

10 more minutes later

"Now that's not even funny." Alice stated as she watched her brother perform the Time Warp for the audience.

Edward grimaced and immediately shielded Bella's innocent eyes with his hand.

"Dear Lord." Carlisle frowned. "I honestly didn't see this coming."

"No one did doctor. No one did." Jasper replied with violated look on his face.

5 more minutes later

The Cullen family sighed in relief when Oprah announced that Emmet would now be answering questions from outside callers. At this, Rosalie grinned even wider and whipped out her cell phone.

"Ok guys, listen up." Rosalie ordered.

Everyone listened to Rosalie and chuckled as she explained their roles and what they would be doing.

Alice was first. She picked up the phone and dialed the indicated number, stating that her name was Stacy.

Oprah looked over at the queue cards from behind set that where provided by her crew.

"And now we have Stacy on the phone. How are you Stacy?"

"Very well thank you." Alice replied as the rest of the Cullens suppressed their laughter.

"I just wanted to say something quick. Emmet, you shouldn't be embarrassed about the other night; it could happen to any guy. It doesn't make you any less of a man."

Rosalie grinned like a mad woman as she watched her husband's face pale considerably.

"Thank you for calling Stacy." Oprah said in an awkward tone. "Ok, next caller. Who is this?"

Rosalie spoke into the phone in her hands. "This is Rachael. And Emmet, don't be embarrassed about the other night; it could happen to any guy. It doesn't make you any less of a man."

At this point Emmet was starting to catch on and was desperately searching the crowd for his family.

Oprah fidgeted in her seat, obviously becoming uncomfortable.

"Ok!" she cried. "Next caller, who are you?"

Jasper clutched the phone in his hand, which was shaking from suppressed laughter. "This is Phil. And Emmet, you shouldn't be embarrassed about the other night; it could happen to any guy. It doesn't make you any less of a man."

The crowd went wild with laughter and so did the Cullen family.

At this point Emmet was steaming and jumping up and down in his seat.

Oprah, obviously having had enough, stood up, quickly ended the show and stormed off the set to her dressing room.

Carlisle, still grinning from the day's events, turned to Rosalie and looked her in the eye.

"This is over as of now! You got your revenge and now everything goes back to normal."

Edward snorted. "Normal?"

"You know what I mean!"

Rosalie, a little disheartened that her fun had to end so soon, reluctantly agreed and followed the rest of the family as they set off to help Emmet pick up the shattered pieces of his dignity that now littered the floor all around Emmet's curled up form.