Hurky: It's the final chapter of How Riku Saved Christmas! Sorry if the chapter isn't very descriptive, but it's almost Christmas and I want this completed ASAP.
Riku: Now enjoy!!
Disclaimer: Hurky doesn't own Jean. But she did rewrite the Christmas songs herself.
After an eventful night, Riku had finally completed the present delivery route. By then, Riku was physically exhausted. He wanted to drop on the ground and sleep once he got back to Christmas Town but he knew he couldn't. He was the hero with Christmas, along with Ryo. He couldn't embarrass himself by doing that.
Riku flew the sled back to Santa in silence. Ryo stared at the view down below. Riku was focused on driving the sleigh. Ryo turned to her right and saw peacocks wearing Santa hats, flying and flapping their wings. One turned to Ryo and lifted its hat in hello. Ryo waved at the peacock.
"Merry Christmas!!" said the peacock. "Balamb Express thanks you for the safe delivery of the presents!!"
"Merry Christmas to you too!" said Ryo.
Riku pulled the reins again and they flew faster. The snow flurries hit their faces and melted. Riku was shivering under his coat but he was almost to the workshop.
After flying for twenty more minutes, they reached Christmas Town. Mrs. Claus, Santa (with crutches), Jack, Sally, and the elves were waiting there. They cheered when they saw the sleigh.
"They did it, Jack!" exclaimed Sally.
"Yup. They saved Christmas!!" said Jack.
The sleigh touched down on the snowy ground and the reindeer went to a halt. Riku and Ryo jumped out of the sleigh and everyone went totally nuts.
"YEEAAAAAHHHHH!!" they cheered.
"Congratulations!" said Santa. "You saved Christmas."
Riku grinned. He and Ryo went inside, along with everyone else...
A few hours later, while Riku and Ryo were returning home, Kairi, Alexa, and Hurky were sitting at the paopu tree on that sunny Christmas morning, talking about their presents.
"I got a laptop!!" Hurky said excitedly. "It's so awesome! I can turn the screen around and there's a spot for a fingerprint!!"
"I got a Nintendo DS!" said Alexa. "It's pink and I love it so far!"
"Speaking of pink..." said Kairi, who was wearing her new sweater over her pink dress.
"Oh, you got that sweater!" said Alexa. "Didn't Riku destroy it?"
"Yeah, but Santa gave this to me!" squealed Kairi.
"HELLO!!" said a voice.
The three girls jumped and turned to find Sora, standing there. He was smiling and he looked a lot better.
"Sora!" said Kairi.
"Great news, I'm not sick anymore!" said Sora with a huge grin on his face. "My mom gave me some medicine last night and I woke up feeling like I wasn't sick at all."
"So you're not sick for Christmas!" said Hurky. "That's awesome!! You can come to my Christmas party!!"
Two hours later, at 11:00 in the morning, Riku and Ryo finally made it home. Riku had drunk a lot of coffee so he wouldn't fall asleep. They went to Hurky's house, where she was setting up. The party started at 3:30. So, they helped Hurky along with Hurky's friend Jean. Then the party started and people showed up.
"Hey Sora, you're not sick!" said Riku when he saw Sora.
"I know, Santa gave me a really good present." said Sora. "The gift of health."
"How do you know?" asked Riku.
"Because he probably had something to do with me getting better."replied Sora. "I don't know how, but I'm not sick for Christmas."
"Well good for you." said Riku, patting Sora on the shoulder.
The party had all sorts of food and drinks. Little sandwiches, potato chips, cherry cordials, candy, cake, meatballs with toothpicks, sushi, soda, water, sparkling apple cider, and egg nog.
The party went along fine until Sora and Roxas got into an argument. So Sora went to prove that he could strum Christmas tunes. He took Roxas' guitar and began to strum and sing.
"Going to Kingdom Hearts,
In a broken down gummi ship,
To the worlds we go,
Laughing at Donald,
Ansem's gonna croak,
Making me a hero,
Oh what fun it is to be a keyblade wielder ohhhhhhh
Jingle Bells, Ansem smells
Donald laid an egg,
Gummi ship lost its wing
And Roxas took ballet, HEY!!"
Everyone laughed and Roxas fumed. "I NEVER TAKE BALLET!!" he said.
"What if I took ballet?" teased Namine.
Sora strummed the guitar again and began to sing.
"Axel the red haired Organization member,
Had very red hair,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it burns!!
All of the other members,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Axel,
Join in on any meetings!
Then one foggy afternoon, Xemnas came to say,
'Axel with your hair so bright, come to our meeting today,'
Then all the members liked him, Just for that afternoon,
Axel the red haired Organization member,
You'll go down in history!!
Axel, who was there only because he followed Roxas and Namine, had his jaw drop open.
"My hair does not make people scream!" he cried. "Got it memorized?"
Sora ignored Axel and strummed again. Everyone knew this song. Sora sang it last year.
Have a crazy, KH Christmas,
It's a random time of the year,
I don't know if there will be snow,
But let's kick Ansem's ass!
Have a crazy, KH Christmas,
And as you go to Destiny Islands,
Say hello to Sora and Kairi,
And maybe Riku, too.
Oh look the mistletoe,
Hung where we can see,
Ryo waits for Riku,
Run as fast as you can!!
Have a crazy, KH Christmas,
And in case you didn't hear,
OMG have a crazy KH Christmas this year!!
Everyone applauded. Sora grinned and gave Roxas his guitar back.
"Maybe you'll get better when you get lessons." said Jean as she patted Roxas on the shoulder and walked away.
As everyone walked out of the room, Kairi noticed Riku and Ryo on the couch, both asleep. Ryo had her head on Riku's shoulder and Riku had his arm around her. They had a long and sleepless night and no one else knew. Kairi smiled, took a blanket, covered them with it, turned out the light, and walked out...
Hurky: That's the end! I would like to thank everyone for their support throughout the story. Have a safe and happy holidays from me, Sora, and the gang!!
Riku: We're not a gang!!
Sora: It's an expression!!
Riku: Oh, I get it, haha. MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANNUKAH, and HAPPY KWANZAA EVERYONE, WOOT!!!