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Overall Summary: SasuNaruSasu There's a first kiss, a second kiss, a third kiss, and an 'I've-lost-count-but-it-doesn't-matter' kiss. And then there's a First Kiss.

Overall Warning: Shounen-ai/Yaoi/Slash/Homosexual relationships; light profanity; sexual/mature situations; (guaranteed) slight OOC

Overall Notes: Created by a random spark of inspiration late November 26 (in other words, 1 am on 11/27). This is a collection of drabbles/one-shots centering around, you guessed it, kisses. Even if it ends up being pushed to the side, there's guaranteed to be at least one kiss in there. I don't expect anything to come out of this (meaning reviews) but it would be lovely if I know that some of these works inspired warm gooey feelings in you too. But otherwise, have fun.

30 Kisses --- QianYun

1.

Summary: If the kiss was for the mission, shouldn't the fact that the mission was over mean the kiss should've stopped too? Especially before Sasuke starts thinking too hard.

Warning: Slight spoilers to end of Naruto Part I; hinting at KakaIru; Sasuke's 1st POV

Fairness

He was rough, I was rough and neither or us could build enough energy to care. It was honestly the stupidest mistake I ever made.

To have waited this long to feel his lips on mine, his hands on my body- his body in my arms. And at the end of the day, if anyone asked, it was to make sure the mission was completed successfully. I never did like doing things half-heartedly.

Neither did Naruto, if those hands that were groping my ass were any indication.

It was odd though, I could vaguely recall Naruto saying the mission was successful before he yanked me to my feet and proceeded to steal my first kiss. I pondered, even while my tongue wrestled with Naruto's to gain dominance, if anybody realized I had never been kissed before. A real kiss; not an accident caused by an inflated ego and an innocent bystander, or a kiss stolen by girls who imagined that it would be enough to make me fall in love.

Except I think I have.

It wasn't fair, really, that I had to get my ass kicked (the same one the idiot was groping now) by Naruto before I could gather enough hate to destroy Orochimaru like he was planning to do to me. It wasn't fair that no matter what I tried, I couldn't beat the dumbass if he used all his strength. It wasn't fair that I still had to use Itachi as a reason not to kill the moron.

It especially wasn't fair that for some odd reason, I tasted miso ramen in Naruto's kiss when he hadn't eaten it for a while.

It wasn't fair that while I was thinking all these stupid, useless thoughts, he was probably just enjoying taking advantage of the situation.

It was fair that-

He released me with a little sigh, looking at me with those stupid blue eyes, "I love you"

-even though it's his first time saying anything near that stage of emotions, I can't help but believe what he's saying because those damn eyes of him won't let me not believe.

What's most unfair is that the mission was to find Kakashi and we found him alright - making out indecently with Iruka-sensei – so Naruto stealing my first kiss again makes absolutely no sense.

"I love you too."

And those words that slipped out of my heart and mouth and into Naruto's ears makes even less sense.

Until his bright smile makes me relax without any more worries.

It just really wasn't fair.

And really had no sense.

But I can live with it.

Owari

QY- I feel kinda gooey again after typing this up. And kinda stupid at the same time. Hum.

I've also realized that when I thought the phrase '30 Kisses' sounded familiar, like from livejournal, I was right. 30 Kisses is a livejournal community that is actually startlingly alike to what this series is about. Except they actually have themes and I have… spur of the moments junkie stuff. Some of my favorite authors have submitted entries to the community, so check it out either as a reader/reviewer, or budding writer. With that said, I would like to point out that this is in no way affiliated to the community. It is not meant as an insult or otherwise, just… it's not affiliated. And I didn't really know until a few hours ago.

(I'm kind of hating the problems this website has. But meh. Since I haven't been able to log-in all day Monday, the stories aren't being posted up each day. I'm posting this up on my lj anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter much.)

Hope you enjoyed, there's more to come. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's a next button already.

Written: 11/27/06 12:45 a.m. – 1:22 a.m.