EDIT!! For some reason my e-mail or has been slow in sending me notifications of reviews; so I didn't realize that I had more New Years suggestions than I though! Sorry if you got freak'd out that I didn't mention you 00.

Finally, the author has this up (6 days after New Years... gah!)...

// Get her really, really drunk. Then convince her to jump on the table

and start doing the "I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck" dance. Make sure you get pictures.

// Tell her its OK that she cant get anyone to give her a New Year's

kiss because she looks too much like a man.

// Ask her to do the fireworks with her firebending.

// Give her one of those REALLY stupid hats people wear on New Years. Act shocked and mortally offended when she refuses to wear it.

// Get Momo to give her a New Year's kiss.

- riderchar

// When she's asleep, Shout Happy New Year! Every hour on the hour. Or, at least once an hour, ring noisy bells, beat drums, and give her party favors. Useless party favors.

- danyan

// When Azula wakes up on New Years day, scream in her face "IT IS A NEW YEAR!! A NEW START!! A FRESH START!! THINGS ARE GOING TO BE VERY

DIFFERENT AROUND HERE THIS YEAR!!" Then say: "Oh, and that reminds me...by the way, your banished. And tell Zuko and your uncle if you see them that they are welcome back in the fire nation." Then run for your friggin' life.

// At the New Year's party (the one in which you stay up till midnight), drug her so she falls asleep 1 minute before midnight. When Azula wakes up, tell her, in a fake cute voice, "Aw, was wittle baby Azula too wittle to stay up for the countdown?" Proceed to run for your all that is holy (a.k.a. your life).

// During the New Year's Eve countdown (before midnight in the party)

Knock her out on when they say 2.

// Force Azula to wear a baby costume (preferably as goofy and wacky as

possible) during the New Year's party, in "symbolism" of the start of a

new year.

- Dr. Nitro the Element Emperor

// On New Years Eve throw an alcohol chugging contest on her ship. Make

sure Azula wins. Once she passes out, do one of the following: toss her

overboard, "decorate" her face with shaving cream, paint her room pink

and fill it with flowers and fluffy puppies.

// On New Years Eve get one of those kazoo thingies that you blow at

midnight and blow it in her ear for 45 seconds every 5 minutes. When she tells you to stop, say "Why Azula, don't you want to be excited at

midnight? It'll be 2007!! Whats you New Years resolution? No, no, wait, lemme guess... DIET AND EXCERSISE!" Haha, what a death wish. When she tries to charcoal you, blow it in her ear again.

- Robots Are Your Friends

// Convince her that you must kiss some animal on midnight or she will

die. Laugh with everyone else when she kisses Momo or Appa. Make sure

everyone is wearing fireproof suits except for Azula. Laugh harder when she gets mad when she cannot kill people.

- Dragongirl098

// Give her new years fire works that don't work and tell her she has to light them.

// Ask her how she and Zhao feel about their baby being the first born of the new year.

- Blackbeltgirl7

// Have a party on her ship, then when she goes to bed, jump on it,

making her fall, and shout 'WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY!'

// Tell her to light the fire works from her ship using fire bending,

and when they explode, say, "Hm, I hope Sokka sees this." When she asks

why, say "Cause it says 'Azula loves Sokka', then laugh at her, saying

'Look, she's blushing!' because her face is all red in anger.

- Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover

// Since 2007 is the year of the Earth Boar, ask Toph to come over with a pig/wild boar in a cage and set it free when Azula arrives. Make sure

that the pig/wild boar has mud all over it. Let it run on Azula as to

stain her armor and face. Don't forget to bring a camera and make sure

that the pig/wild boar is dressed in flame-proof clothes.

- TheDayYouSaidGoodnight

//Pay a peasant to kiss her at midnight. The whole 'kiss someone at

midnight, and you'll be together forever.' Make sure he's ugly! And has a lisp!

- TeenAnimeOtaku

// Tell her that it doesn't matter if she is a princess and the conqueror of Ba Sing Se: she's still too young for the alcoholic champagne.

// Wait until she's exhausted beyond belief after staying up so late and then let her go to her room. Too bad somebody made a mistake and she's now sharing with Ty Lee (note: Give Ty Lee some of that Chi enhancing Tea they gave Aang.

// Pour Eggnog Punch over her head

// Put her in a room with several loud obnoxious partiers (in flame proof and lightning safe clothes) who all have two noisy clicky things and those horns.

// Tell her that since it's New Year's she has to kiss somebody for luck. Make sure Bumi, Flopsy, and Aang are the only free people.

// Make her watch Mai kiss Zuko at midnight (nobody wants to see one of

their best friends go at it with their older brother shudders)

- heartsyhawk

Sorry about any spelling/style/grammatical errors. I have this massive headache and 18 chapters of the Odyssey to read... thanks to all reviewers!

I have about 12 Word pages filled with ideas from you guys! Thank you so much!

BUT: I have to stress the GRAMMATICAL rule. Please you guys use capitalization; it makes my job easier and faster. Also, don't give me suggestions if you don't think there funny; this is a simply fun parody // not an obligation. Don't feel obliged to give me suggestions!

And also... Midterms are arriving in about a week for me so might not have a lot of extra time to update /

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