Icky Vicky

Chapter 1: Breaking Things as Usual

It was a usual day for Billy as he was breaking various expensive furniture and other items that were of high value with a special magical mace he found from the Grim Reaper's trunk. Billy was laughing his stupid usual laugh while swinging the powerful magical mace around, and around, and around breaking and destroying whatever he could find. He destroyed the new expensive television set which his father (by some chance) had finally got a major pay raise. He then went on and destroyed a very expensive vase and several family photos of him and his parents.

"Billy!" cried Billy's mother as she stepped into the scene and noticed all this destruction, "What the heck have you been doing?"

"I'm just imitating one of those movies with Vikings and stuff like that" replied Billy, "I couldn't find any thing that would break or destroy that much so I got something out from Grim's trunk."

"That Grim Reaper!" cried Billy's mother as her hands formed fists and began to shack in such anger.

While Billy's mother's anger was building up after seeing so much destruction in one room, Billy's father came into the scene and dropped his coffee right on the ground destroying the mug and spilling the coffee all over the floor.

"Our new television set!" cried Billy's dad as he observed it to be quite destroyed beyond repair, "I just have to switch my name with some other fellow who works harder than me to get a better pay raise and this has to happen!"

"You did what?!" cried Billy's mother to Billy's father as her anger was already building up from all the destruction Billy caused.

"Uh, I mean, look what terrible things our son is doing" said Billy's father as he was trying to change the subject.

While Billy's mother was about to confront Billy's father, Grim came into the scene along with Mandy.

"What the heck happen here?" asked Mandy as she observed all of this destruction, "Billy must have gotten something powerful from your trunk."

"I would have to assume" replied Grim as he was pushing over some debris, "that boy is too stupid."

"This is all your fault too" said Billy's mother as she pointed her finger at Grim.

"My fault, how is it that it's my fault?" asked Grim.

"You always leave your trunk unsecured" replied Billy's mother in a fit of rage, "even with all your security measures Billy always somehow breaks it."

"What do you expect me to do about it woman?" asked Grim, "That son of yours forced me to be his friend. I can't do anything about him even if I wanted to."

"He's right you know" added Mandy.

"This doesn't concern you Mandy!" shrieked Billy's mother at her.

"Look" said Grim as he was trying to calm things down, "I think you might need a babysitter for this."

"But Billy has damaged things beyond repair" said Billy's father.

"Don't worry Harold" said Grim, "I'll hire some boys from the under world to clean things up. In the mean time, however, you can watch some television."

Grim then took out a portable television out from his robe and placed it on the ground. He then turned it on.

"I think you two should find your answer" said Grim then he and Mandy then began to leave the scene, "come on, let's go and retrieve Billy. He's probably going to destroy the rest of the house and from there the neighborhood. You know how Billy can be quite destructive."

"I wish I had that magical mace Billy wields" sighed Mandy, "it should be meant to promote evil."

"I Billy's too dumb to be good or evil" said Grim, "he's neither."

While Grim and Mandy were trying to retrieve Billy and prevent him from causing anymore destruction, Billy's parents were watching the portable television Grim had placed for them.

"I can't believe how clear this television is" said Harold, "this is even clearer than that expensive television set Billy destroyed."

"Hmm, maybe Grim isn't that bad after all" said Billy's mother.

"Hey, look a commercial" said Harold as he noticed a scene with a red head young woman about the age of 16 or so.

"Hi, I'm Vicky" said the young woman on the television screen, "I run a babysitting service from Dimsdale, and I am planning to expand my enterprise to Endsville."

"Dear, did you hear that?" asked Harold, "I think we may have found Billy's babysitter."

"Hmm, I hope someone like that can handle Billy" said Billy's mother.

"And yes" said Vicky on the commercial, "I do handle troubled kids. Just look at these many photos of me taming Timmy Turner and his friends."

"That seems like a professional babysitter to me" said Harold observing the photos of Vicky torturing Timmy and his friends, "I think that's what exactly what Billy needs."

"Well" said Billy's mother, "I hope this Vicky is less expensive than military or boarding school. I doubt those two institutions could put Billy in line."

"We should call her right now" said Harold as he got a nearby phone that was still working, "hello, is this Vicky's babysitting service?"

"Yep" replied Vicky on the other line, "you're listening to her."

"I think we need help with our troubled son" said Harold.

"He keeps on destroying all of our stuff" said Billy's mother who was on another working phone line.

"Don't worry" said Vicky, "I can handle any babysitting job. I'll be over tomorrow to start my job."

"That's great" said Harold as he placed down the phone.

"Here's Billy" said Grim as he and Mandy came into the scene all beaten up thanks to Billy being all crazy with the magical mace.

"I had to give him a few punches to his big nose" said Mandy, "just to make him stop using that mace."

"And he smashed me into pieces even after I placed myself together" said Grim, "and I'm still all bruised up."

"Well you don't have to worry about Billy anymore" said Billy's mother.

"That's because we have hired a babysitter" added Harold.

"This ought to be good" said Mandy.

"A babysitter?!" cried Billy, "But I don't want a babysitter. I'm meant to break things. Please whatever you do, don't have this babysitter come over here!"

"So who did you hire?" asked Grim, "That nanny who tried to tame Mandy and failed?"

"Nope" replied Harold," replied Harold, "somebody named Icky or was it Vicky."

"Well, whoever this babysitter is" said Grim as he got his scythe out and tapped the end of it on the ground and had an underground work crew come to repair the house, "I would have to feel deeply, deeply, deeply sorry for her. I would have to say that if taming Mandy over here is hard, taming Billy should be even harder."

"Well Reaper" said Billy's mother, "with Vicky around the house, I think she can even teach you and Mandy here how to control Billy."

"Good luck with that" said Mandy as she and Grim were leaving the scene.