Can Our Lives Get Any More Random?

A fanfic about Dragonlance and the Bartimaeus Trilogy where random things happen!

Chapter 1: Of Man Down and Jelly Doughnuts

Disclaimers: I do not own the Bartimaeus Trilogy, Dragonlance, doughnuts of any kind, or "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Ptolemy: (hops into room) THE DRAGONLANCE IS COMING TO GET US!!!

Bartimaeus: All hands on deck! We're goin' overboard!!! (falls over)

Raistlin: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!

Dragonlance: (chases Sturm as quickly as a stick can)

Sturm: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'm being chased by my one true desire!!! HEHE!! (runs out of room)

Suddenly everyone freezes as Tanis walks into the room with a blue spotlight on him.

Tanis: (sits on random stool that appears in the middle of the room) Oh Laurana! Why did you have to let me down! (violins play depressing music in the background)

Sturm runs back into the room.

Sturm: Hey everybody! Come look at what Nathaniel's found!

Tanis: (is even more depressed than he was because his emo moment was ruined)

Everyone except Tanis: (run outside)

Nathaniel: Check it out! I found a doughnut shop!

Everyone: YAY!!

Bartimaeus: Are they jelly filled? Cuz those are my favorites!

Ptolemy: No those are my favorites! I thought you were my friend! I HATE YOU!

Bartimaeus: NOOO! MY ONE DECENT MASTER HATES ME! NOOOOOOO! Ptolemy! I can change my favorite doughnut! JUST BE MY FRIEND!!!

Raistlin and Sturm: (are very much confused and just stand and stare)

Tasslehoff: I stole some doughnuts! COME AND GET EM!

Everyone: (stops fighting and eats doughnuts)

Bartimaeus: (reaches for last jelly filled doughnut)

Ptolemy: (reaches for last jelly filled doughnut)

Both: (death glare at the other)

Everyone: GASP!

That weird dramatic music they play on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"
when they start a new question plays and a ridiculous amount of spotlights come on but only one lands directly on the two jelly doughnut lovers.

Bartimaeus: It's mine! I'm the loving djinni who does everything you say!

Ptolemy: Exactly! So I can just tell you to give it to me. But would I really do that to you???

Bartimaeus: (looks around nervously as sweat drips off his nose)
Bartimaeus: ...No?

Ptolemy: Is that your final answer?

Bartimaeus: ...Yes?...please???

Ptolemy: I'm sorry but that's...CORRECT!!!

Confetti flutters down from out of no where.

Bartimaeus: YAY!!!(does a little victory dance)

They hugged (just as friends! Don't get any ideas about them being...gulp...gay...CUZ THEYRE NOT!!).

Bartimaeus: (looks around for doughnut) WHERE'D IT GO!?

Dragonlance crew: (look at Tasslehoff)

Tasslehoff: (is turned around bent over something making sounds that were a lot like "Mmmm...now that's a good doughnut...")

Bartimaeus: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY DOUGHNUT YOU LITTLE CREEP!?

Tasslehoff turned around and dropped the doughnut.

Tasslehoff: It fell into my pouch! I didn't steal it! DON'T EAT MEEE!!! (runs away)

Bartimaeus: (turns into a bird and follows Tas) COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SON OF A KENDER!!

Everyone else: (stare after them)

Raistlin: Hmm...I don't think I've ever seen a kender run that fast...

Ptolemy: Well then you've never seen one being chased by a djinni before.

Thanks for reading!!! I hope you enjoyed the first chapter! I wrote this entirely off the top of my head...It was originally in a PM I sent to my friend. REVIEEW! Or I shall get Bartimaeus to chase you.

Bartimaeus: (cracks knuckles) MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Me: MUAHAHAHAHA!!

Both: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!...REVIEEEW!