Opening: I'm don't think this even needs this added info, but I don't want to be sued.

Warning: Yaoi, language. NejiKiba SasuNaru

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto if I did, I would've asked, "What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino." (Hot-shot movie) I don't own the commercial either.

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"My boyfriend comes with sexy moans and innocence!" Sasuke shouted pointing at Naruto.

"Well, my boyfriend comes with a puppy and wild dog sex!" Neji shouted back pointing at Kiba.

"My boyfriend has blonde hair and the best 'fuck me pout' in the world!" Sasuke retorted.

"Well, mine has enough stamina for 25 rounds of romping!" Neji argued.

Sasuke had an evil glint in his eye as he formulated his next move.

"My Naru-chan comes with theft deterrent." He smirked.

Neji raised a brow questioningly. "Theft deterrent?" He asked.

"Yeah, just try to touch him." Sasuke looked at his Naru-chan reassuringly. Naruto himself was a little frightened but stood still as Neji approached him. Just when he was going to be poked by Neji…

WHAM!

Neji is punched clear across the room and a not so innocent Sasuke smirks smugly while dusting off his fist. Naruto cheered.

"Ugh… why, I 'oughta…" Suddenly he was punched again by the Uchiha, knocking him out cold.

"See, my boyfriend's the best." Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the waist and started walking out. Sasuke stopped before leaving the room but didn't turn around. "Have fun with 'Get well soon sex' with Kiba." He snorted and groped Naruto's ass before turning the corner.

The only thought running through Neji's head was, 'Where can I get a Naruto?'

Owari?

Nomi: I'm sorry. I wrote this after I saw that cell phone commercial and I just couldn't help myself.

Mol: AH-HAHA!

Nomi: Don't kill me. I'm going through old stories I wrote and fixing them up whilst I write new ones.

Mol: Okay, I won't kill you. Only 'cause this was funny.

Both: Ja! R&R Please!