I feel so bad for not updating for so long...Man, I can't wait till summer...I could update more...I hope.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
The Moron Chronicles
Chapter 2
Fun at the Mall
They made their way to the main islands, then walked down the road to the nearest mall, so they could get Axel and Roxas a change of cloths.
"So, what were you guys planning to do this summer?" Roxas asked.
"Riku and I are going to ride our dirt bikes in some abandon trail," Sora said, smiling.
"And we want to lightsome fireworks, but we're poor, so I don't think that'll be on the list," Riku said as they headed toward the mall.
When they entered the shop, their went their own ways. Girls in one area, the guys in another.
"How are we supposed to buy some cloths if you guys said that you didn't even have enough to buy fireworks?" Roxas asked, looking through the racks.
"We could ask Kairi, but we owe her a lot of munny as it is," Sora said.
"Have no fear, Axel's here!" Axel said, pulling out a platinum credit card out of his pocket.
"Who'd you mug to get that?" Riku asked as he and Sora stared at the shiny, expensive, and full of cash card.
"I 'burrowed' it form Luxord. He won't notice."
At The Castle that Never Was…
Fancy violin music played as Luxord was on his knees, crying at the burn marks on his now empty safe.
Back to Destiny Islands…
"Yeah, he won't notice a thing."
A few minutes later, they found some cloths for the two. Roxas was wearing a white shirt and same colored pants (the one he wore in Twilight Town) and Axel wore a black shirt and baggy light brown shorts. They also brought some extra cloths.
"Okay, now what?" Axel asked. Kairi and Namine were still shopping, so they decided to go explore a bit.
"Dunno," Riku said. A few minutes later they deiced to walk around for a while. As they walked past a toy store, Roxas clung to Axel's leg as they saw a Furby in the toy store window.
"What's with you?" Sora asked his scared Nobody.
"Happy place, happy place…run Axel!" Roxas cried.
"Demonic Furby…long story," Axel whispered to the two boys as they went on their way. Roxas calmed down a few minutes afterward.
"This boring!" Roxas said. They'd been walking around for an hour now, and they had nothing to do.
"Yeah, well Kairi and Namine told us to wait for them," Riku said, sitting down on a nearby bench with Axel.
"Well, we could make the shoppers think we're crazy," Sora said after a moment of thinking.
Roxas smiled and went into the nearest store, which was a silverware store. He picked up two cups and went up to one of the new workers.
"EXCUSE ME!" Roxas yelled, making the lady jump.
"Y-Yes?" she asked.
Roxas held the cups up. "THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TO BUY ONE OF THESE CUPS. BUT I CAN'T DECIDE ."
The lady already had her hands over her ears. "T-They're the same cup…"
"THE VOICES IN MY HEAD SAY THEY ARE GONNA KILL ME. HURRY!"
"B-But what?" the lady was really confused, thinking that Roxas was out of his mind.
"AH, TOO LATE!" Roxas dropped the cups, and fell to the ground, playing dead. The lady, scared out of her wits, ran to the back of the store.
As soon as she was gone, Roxas got back up, and went back outside to where Sora, Riku, and Axel were laughing their butts off.
"Sora, you've got one hell of a Nobody!" Riku said, getting back up.
Sora smiled. "C'mon Riku," Sora grabbed a newspaper from somewhere, sat down on a bench, opened the paper, putting it in front of their heads, hiding their faces.
Just then, a random shopper walked past them as Sora and Riku started moving behind the paper.
"Oh Sora, you're such a good kisser…"
"Ooohh…put your hand back their…"
They continued moving around behind the paper as the shopper ran the other way, screaming, "my poor virgin eyes!"
After he left, the four of them flew on the ground, laughing like animals.
"I-I can't believe he thought you two were making out!" Axel said, holding his chest, which hurt from laughing so hard.
"And you guys thought I was crazy!" Roxas said, still rolling on the floor.
"He bought it! That crazy man bought it!" Riku said, getting up of the floor.
Sora snickered and turned to Axel. "Do you have anything to do?"
Axel stood silent for a few minutes, thinking to himself. Then he started smiling. "Get me some fast food."
Sora and Riku stared in confusion, but Roxas smirked. Half an hour later they had chucked down some McDonald's.
"Now we shall begin," Axel said, rubbing his hands together and stepping into a store. Sora and Riku made to follow him, but Roxas stopped them.
"What is about to happen will be hazardous to our health. It's better if we stay out here."
Still confused, they stayed where they were.
Axel walked up to someone, and leaned against the wall. A few minutes later the man next to him sniffed the air, and fell to the floor. A devilish grin appeared on Axel's face as more and more people sniffed the air. They either past out from the vile smell or ran out of the store screaming.
Axel smelled in triumph and walked out to see the three boys laughing. It was pretty clear that the people running out of the store told them what happened.
"Oh god, that was- smells like shit!" Riku yelled, covering his nose as Axel walked up to them.
"Silent but Deadly," Roxas said, already pinching his nose.
"Yeah, used to do this loads of times back at The Castle. But poor little Zexy went into a coma every time I farted," Axel said humorously.
They all laughed. "Hey, don't you smell anything?" Sora asked Axel.
Axel pounded his chest. "I'm immune to my manly odors."
"Ew, what's that smell?"
They turned to see Kairi and Namine walking toward them, holding shopping bags and fanning their faces.
"Took you long enough!" Sora said.
"What have you two been doing?" Riku asked.
"We had a little trouble," Namine said.
"We went to buy a vase in a silverware store, but they were too busy cleaning up some glass. They were muttering something about a stupid blonde," Kairi said, looking at Roxas.
"Eh, eh," Roxas said, scratching the back of his head.
"Ah, my sweet aroma…" Axel said as the stink worsened.
"Need…air…" Sora said, running toward the exit. They all followed him, going home, keeping Axel a good fifty feet behind them, so they wouldn't have to small his "manly aroma."
The prank Sora and Riku were doing just goes to show how much I despise Yaoi. Yaoi fans, please don't kill me.
I think this idea came to me when one of my friends wanted to go to Walmart and make people think we were crazy. Yeah.
I have a lot of ideas for future chapters, but it's hard for me to put them into words (or more like, type them into Microsoft).