Hermione Granger stared down at a shirt. She and her boyfriend, Ronald Weasley, had gone to visit America and currently were in a mall. The store was called Dillard's, and they were in the Teenager's Section. Ron came up behind Hermione to stare down at the shirt the brunette teenager held.

On the front it read:

How to Keep an Idiot Amused

(Turn To Other Side)

"Turn it over Hermione!" urged Ron.

"Ronald! It says the same thing on the other side!" a slightly cross Hermione snapped.

Ron's face fell, but a crazy thought came into his head, "Hey Hermione, let's buy it."

"Why?"

"We can send it to Crabbe and Goyle. They are idiots after all," Ron suggested.

Hermione frowned and thought for a while. Finally with the air of annoyance she spoke, "Fine Ron. Come on this way."

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A woman let an ancient owl rest on her arm as she handed two boys a package. Without further thought the two oepened it and stared transfixed at a black shirt with white writing. Every ten minutes they turned it over and read the other side.

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I couldn't resist this one. It was way too funny. R&R. Thanks.

Notes:I actually own this T-Shirt.