Summery: see chapter one…
Disclaimer: see chapter one…
Uchihas Girl: … Chapter four! I hope you likey!
The first joke might be slightly racist… I'm sorry if you don't like it, just totally, like, skip it cuz…
Naruto (priest), Sakura, and Ino (nuns) are playing miniature golf. Naruto whacks the ball with his club and the ball misses the hole by about twenty inches
"God damnit I missed" Naruto shouted angrily
Sakura and Ino gasped
"Don't say that!" Sakura warned, "Or God will hit you with a bolt of lightning"
So on the next hole, Naruto whacks the ball again he misses the hole by ten inches
"God damnit I missed" Naruto shouted angrily
Sakura and Ino gasped
"Don't say that!" Sakura warned, "Or God will hit you with a bolt of lightning"
And on the next hole:
"God damnit I missed" Naruto shouted angrily
Sakura and Ino gasped
"Don't say that!" Sakura warned, "Or God will hit you with a bolt of lightning"
and on and on until finally the eighteenth hole:
Naruto whacks the ball SO hard because he is incredibly fed up and the ball flies out into the horizon until none of them can see the ball
"GOD DAMNIT I MISSED" Naruto shouted
and Sakura is about to open her mouth and warn Naruto, when the sky is suddenly dark. A lightning bolt comes out of the sky and hits Sakura and Ino.
And a booming voice from the sky shouts: "God Damnit I missed"
Naruto: Hey Sasuke!
Sasuke: Bluntly what?
Naruto: after everything I say, you say "and so did the big fat lady"
Sasuke: and so did the big fat lady
Naruto: OKAY
Sasuke: and so did the big fat lady
Naruto: I-
Sasuke: and so did the big fat lady
Naruto: after every sentence I say!
Sasuke: and so did the big fat lady
Naruto: I went for a walk
Sasuke: and so did the big fat lady
Naruto: I bought a balloon
Sasuke: and so did the big fat lady
Naruto: I accidentally let go of the balloon
Sasuke: this is getting ridiculous Naruto
Naruto: Just say it!
Sasuke: and so did the big fat lady
Naruto: the balloon popped
Sasuke:…………………………………………………………
Naruto: JUST SAY IT
Sasuke: and so did the big fat lady
Naruto: Laughs hysterically
Sasuke: it wasn't funny Naruto…
(A/N: This, along with the first joke, might be slightly racist… SORRY!)
Naruto, Ino, and Temari (all blondes) just died and they are at the gateway to heaven. An angel flies down from nowhere and lands in front of the gate
"You may only enter the gates of heaven if you answer a question correctly" the angel said bluntly, he looked down at his hand and read a scribble on his palm "What is Christmas?"
"Psht, that's easy" Ino said confidently "Christmas is when we give thanks and eat turkeys!"
And she goes to hell
"Next" the angel says in a bored tone
Then Temari says: "Christmas is when we shoot fireworks, and wear red white and blue"
And she goes to hell
The angel looks at Naruto expectantly
"Christmas?" Naruto asks "ok, Christmas is when a baby is born"
"Close enough" The angel says, he's about to lower the gate when Naruto continues to speak
"And then bunnies give me chocolate!"
And he goes to hell
Naruto, Neji, and Gaara are blindfolded and are about to be shot
"Any last words?" The gunman says to Neji
"TORNADO" Neji shouts and the gunman looks in the other direction, and Neji escapes
"Any last words?" the gunman says to Gaara
"HURRICANE" Gaara shouts
the gunman turns and Gaara escapes
"Any last words?" the gunman says to Naruto
Naruto bites his lower lip, thinking, after a while he knows exactly what he's going to say
"FIRE!"
Naruto is taking a shower when Neji, a fireman, knocks on the door
Naruto looks out the window, he sees Neji, grabs a towel, wraps it around his waist and opens the door
"Naruto, can you give me a trophy?" Neji asks
"Why?"
"I just saved someone from a burning building!"
"No!" and Naruto closes the door and continues to take his shower
Ten minutes later, there is a knock at the door
Naruto looks out the window, it's Gaara the police. So Naruto puts the towel around his waist and walks outside.
"What?" Naruto asks angrily
"Naruto, can you give me a trophy?" Gaara asks
"Why"
"because I just arrested someone"
"No" and Naruto slams the door in Gaara's face
Naruto goes back to his shower but is disturbed yet another time, this time it's the neighborhood blind man, Kakashi, (Sorry kakashi lovers).
So Naruto is lazy and doesn't put on a towel because the guys blind
"What?" Naruto asks
"Can you give me a trophy?" asks Kakashi
"Why"
"I can see again"
Uchihas Girl: finally I updated! Aren't you proud??? This chapter took me forever though… SORRY!