It was a dull, dreary day, as the ragtag group Harry Potter called family gathered around the computer. Now, do not ask me how they got a computer to work in the wizarding world. Sirius had rigged it up by taping Ron and Hermione's wands together. He chose theirs because they did not need it for lubrication spells like him and Remus did. Anyway, Harry's wand was too temperamental.

Sirius Black sat center, on his left was Remus Lupin and to his right Harry Potter. Behind them were Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, and in the very back, was a scowling Draco Malfoy. Draco was busy deciding that escaping the dark lord wasn't worth this torture. A whole summer with the tame wolf and his bitch was bad enough. Mudblood and the Weasel were worse; they were constantly acting as if they did not want to fuck like bunnies. When Dumbledore told him he'd be leaving with Potter, Draco began to look for ways to get his Dark Mark instead.

"Guys, there are THINGIES about us!" Sirius cried, opening a Harry Potter Fanfiction site.

"Ever since we sold our story to that Rowling woman, there have been thingies Sirius, love."

"That's not the point!" Sirius scanned through a site called 'Harry Potter Slash Fiction'.

"Slash fiction? What's that?" Hermione asked, ever the little student.

"Homosexual relationships between fiction characters... Oh look, its Remi and me." Sirius grinned and wiggled his eyebrows at his lover. He drew the mouse over another link and read it aloud:

"Harry's Bad Day."

Harry groaned loudly and tried to hide, but found it impossible to escape the group crowded about the computer, so he settled for a face palm and a sigh.

Sirius continued to read; "Harry Potter was not a normal boy. He is a wizard, not to mention the wizard that saved the world from all encompassing evil. But what the flocks of tittering girls did not know was…"Sirius paused for effect, "was that Harry Potter is indeed gay."

"Remi! Our godson is a homo!"

Harry blushed furiously and tried not to look guilty. Ron and Hermione looked stricken, but Draco was laughing along with the pair of mutts.

Still giggling, Sirius began to read again. "And he had no normal crush, the person he liked was mean and nasty, almost as evil as Voldemort and Snape, but much more attractive. It seemed that every time he saw his fair haired love he'd melt into a puddle of 'Please Fuck Me Draco' goo."

"'Please fuck me Draco'!" Ron roared.

"No thank you Weasley." Malfoy muttered-- his cheeks stained pink.

Harry was blushing furiously now, and defiantly looked guilty, no doubt about it. He stole a look at Draco, but the blonde was facing away from him and all he could see was the tip of a rather pink ear.

"Imagine his shock when the blonde cornered him after class. He backed our young hero into a wall and proceeded to ravish him thoroughly." Sirius stared at the screen in disgust. "'Ravish him thoroughly', that's not a very good description. This slash is horrid, Harry." But the boy wasn't listening to him, he was engaged in a fierce staring match with Draco.

Suddenly Draco made a choking sound and jumped to his feet. "You remember that!" He demanded.

Harry looked shocked. "You remember too?"

"Of course I fucking remember. We had mind-blowing sex on Snape's desk! How in the bloody hell could I forget? I think about it every time I'm in that classroom!"

Harry didn't vocalize his response, he just jumped Draco. He threw the fragile blonde to the floor and began to strip him.

While everyone stared, Sirius searched his own name.

"Score! They have us!" He sifted through the pages. "Done it..Done it… Oh!" He grinned evilly at Remus before transforming into Padfoot and loping to the bedroom, Remus followed quite eagerly.

"Guess that just leaves us…" Ron didn't get the sentence out. Hermione jumped him.